Of Course Honey Boo Boo Chile Is Getting Her Own Reality Show
Honey Boo Boo Chile, the go-go juice-guzzling breakout star of Toddlers & Tiaras, is getting her very own reality show produced by the same Lucifers of minions who put her on TLC (The Traumatizing Little Children Channel). TLC announced that Alana's spin-off show called "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" will follow Ritalin's arch rival as she spazzes out at Princess Leia who has broken into the family palace to strangle her coupon queen mother with a chain. Deadline has more details about this soon-to-be hillbilly mess of a show:
The series, titled Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, is described by the network as “an inside look into Alana’s world where the 6-year-old pageant sensation proves that she is more than just a Go-Go Juice-drinking beauty queen. When she’s not chasing after crowns, Alana’s with her family in rural Georgia doing what her family does best: four-wheeling through mud pits and picking up road kill for the family cookout.” TLC has ordered six half-hour episodes to premiere in August.
The tragic part is that I'll probably watch every episode while drinking PURPLE DRANK (go-go juice is too classy for me) from a Big Gulp cup. Yes, I am the problem. TLC should just title this show, Brit Brit: The Early Years. TLC should also go ahead and green light a show for the 2022-2023 season called Dr. Drew Presents Tarnished Tiaras & Therapy starring Honey Boo Boo Chile and every other damaged child beauty queen from T&T.
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 3:46pm.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 3:38pm.
"I have a theory that some people have children just to prove that somewhere once there was a person willing to have sex with them."
See Flav, Flavor. N.B, Jenner, Kris.
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The husband just shuts up and walks behind this she beast because she ATE HIS FUCKING BALLS and he doesn't know what else to do now.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 3:23pm.
Based on that picture, Mom is a bored housewife who never made it who is living vicariously through her child
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have you ever watched this show??? all of them are like that. and their husbands are usually sacks of shit that just quietly put up with having their wallets raped for this pageant shit.
and uh there are those of us that coupon and we're not bored housewives. i dont stockpile or go insane, but i do enjoy getting shit cheap/for free. who doesn't?
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
Submitted by boredasfuckyo : "I was watching this series called Teens React on Youtube and they showed some teens this show with Honey Boo-Boo, and I was cracking up! Even teens can see how jacked up this shit is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIZ9IS4qgU8"
Ooooh, that was good! And this proves that there are some decent kids out there. They just don't get the attention that the bad teenyboppers do.
For anyone that hasn't seen this fucking cow and her soon to be grade 7 stipper Hall of Famer here you go.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABzMAuI1vj0
Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 3:38pm.
They just insulted the entire population of Georgia. I'm on the phone to Julia Sugarbaker and she's furious.
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omg everyone watch the fuck out her tirades are epic
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 3:38pm.
"I have a theory that some people have children just to prove that somewhere once there was a person willing to have sex with them."
See Flav, Flavor. N.B, Jenner, Kris.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
WTF is all the krap in the blue boxes on the lower shelf?? A lifetime supply of Maxi-Pads??? Geeez!!!
Submitted by Pimpcessa on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 3:40pm
someone made gifs but i regret to inform you there is a live clip too:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattcherette/the-best-parts-of-honey-boo-boo-chi...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
@boredasfuckyo
Yeah all those teens were smart except for the stupid brunette one. She seemed like a former tiara toddler.
The comments made this story a whole lot more likeable!! L-O-F-L
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FANTA FANTA, NO COKE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE
Meat Loaf was in the middle of a show when his knees suddenly hit the stage floor like a narcoleptic bat out of hell ~MK
The "mother" is a hideous she-beast.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Y'all, they're just in the local Dollar Store. Where they BELONG!
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I'm your huckleberry...
That kid needs speech lessons.I wonder what the dad looks like. If he's built like mom, their bed must be made out of a California redwood.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 05/31/2012
Dear GOD Foxxy, please tell me that's some amazing photoshop that you put together, and not real. PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE
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I'm your huckleberry...
Is that 80 bottles of milk of magnesium under the crate of M&M's???? Thing is, these kind of people will be told were jealous.
Just what the world needs. Sweet holy NO.
And I'm admittedly a chunkster but this woman is growing a whole new human out of her damned Godzilla chin and the weird thing is, is that she isn't even THAT big (certainly not so obese as to need to tear down a side wall and use a whale crane to rescue her ass if she had an emergency). Honestly, how does someone grow a chin like that? Is that a freakish medical condition or just bad luck with the genes? I imagine if she lost a lot of weight she'd have to have all of that extra flesh removed because no amount of weight loss could rescue that neck of hers. I'm so thankful most of my heifer is in my ass and hips.
*shoots TLC in the face*
Submitted by guest on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 3:35pm.
Who is f*cking that on the regular? Is there a dad in this nasty little equation?
LMAO!!!
I have a theory that some people have children just to prove that somewhere once there was a person willing to have sex with them.
<"Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 3:34pm.">
They just insulted the entire population of Georgia. I'm on the phone to Julia Sugarbaker and she's furious.
Submitted by Pimpcessa on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 3:32pm.
I'm sorry, but any beast with a double/triple chin like that woman, should not be allowed to enter into any form of beauty pageantry. And her little pork chop is certainly not beauty pageant material. Show those heffas a picture of little Dannielynn Smith.....now THAT'S a beautiful little girl, not honey boo friggen boo.
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For Chrissakes, don't give TLC any ideas about giving Dannilynn Smith her own reality show!!! It is too much! *LOL*
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 3:34pm.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 3:32pm.
again i ask are we sure they're joking? and i'm not saying that because of the alleged "white trash" thing. i'm saying it because of the "hoarder" thing. seems like picking up road kill would be exactly the type of thing a hoarder would do . . .
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Fujicat on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 3:25pm.
Wait. These people really DO eat roadkill? I thought that was just a redneck myth.
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No, rednecks still do that when it's "fresh" and especially when deer get hit.
lovely. let's exploit her even more. that always works out well.
Submitted by Pimpcessa on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 3:32pm.
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web04/2012/2/17/19/anigif_enhan...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Who is f*cking that on the regular? Is there a dad in this nasty little equation?
Not only will I watch this mess, I will pay good money to download it.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 3:32pm.
TLC is going to regret the "road kill" bit. About as PC as saying if they were black, "always on the lookout for fried chicken places and juicy watermelon stands."
I doubt it. It's still okay to make fun of white trash.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Jesus Christ I fucking give up. Oh wait - War, Famine, Pestilence and Death are knocking on my front door, let The Rapture begin!
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 3:27pm.
Submitted by beakers bitch on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 3:19pm.
I mean, how many tampons does one family need?
::snort::
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
The worst part is, I will not only WATCH this mess, I will RECORD it to watch with my kid.
*gives orca a run for her money in the BAD mom department*
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
I have no idea who these people are....thank god
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I'm sorry, but any beast with a double/triple chin like that woman, should not be allowed to enter into any form of beauty pageantry. And her little pork chop is certainly not beauty pageant material. Show those heffas a picture of little Dannielynn Smith.....now THAT'S a beautiful little girl, not honey boo friggen boo.
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I'm your huckleberry...
TLC is going to regret the "road kill" bit. About as PC as saying if they were black, "always on the lookout for fried chicken places and juicy watermelon stands."
Yeah, people like that make me glad that I don't own a TV.
I find that mother offensively hideous.
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Douchechill!
Submitted by Whatever on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 3:29pm.
That woman in the back looks like Jabba the Hutt. Why on earth would she want to be on TV?!
The fat ugly ones always like to shove their way to the front of the line.
That woman in the back looks like Jabba the Hutt. Why on earth would she want to be on TV?!
"four-wheeling through mud pits and picking up road kill for the family cookout"
i so hope this part is not a joke. i want to see that shit
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Good for them.
Submitted by beakers bitch on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 3:19pm.
You never watch that show? These maroons have like Cold War-era storehouses of useless crap by the caseload. I mean, how many tampons does one family need?
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Submitted by Nanners on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 3:22pm.
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If they are someone in the house is a hoarder/couponer. Mama always said you can never have enough soap, underwear or toilet paper but that shit's outta hand.
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Oh, there is no hoarding M&Ms and ramen noodles in that household. I'm pretty sure that's their lunch portion!
I don't watch TLC so I have NO idea who these two funny-looking, obviously inbreed Southern gems are, but if TLC got rid of that bitch, Kate Gosselin to bring on this spoiled child and her star-whore mother, then I said AMEN! *LOL*
Just producing a show like this is a real sign of the decline of the American civilization.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Wait. These people really DO eat roadkill? I thought that was just a redneck myth.
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
I also loathe extreme couponers. Just die!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
This is a horrible thing to say, but I don't understand how that kid has won pageants. She's not even cute.
"Every time an asshole signs off with 'love and light,' hate and darkness eats a kitten." -MK
CALL THE SHOW MOMMY HAS 124242477174717 CHIN CHINS...REALLY THESE 2 ARE INVOLVED IN ANYTHING THAT IS CALLED A BEAUTY PAGEANT?
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 3:11pm.
This woman is married and breeding and yet I'm still single
Oh don't worry, she's married to and breeding with another piece of shit just like her. You're single because you deserve better than what she's got.
Based on that picture, Mom is a bored housewife who never made it who is living vicariously through her child and when she's not doing that, she's obsessively joining the throngs of other bored housewives and their time sucker du jour- couponing in this case. I bet my left labia and Jacko's good eye that she has abandoned scrapbooking materials all over her house.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
Hideous fucking uneducated trash.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
HOLY CHRIST, I cannot wait.
what a hog of a woman