Of Course Honey Boo Boo Chile Is Getting Her Own Reality Show
Honey Boo Boo Chile, the go-go juice-guzzling breakout star of Toddlers & Tiaras, is getting her very own reality show produced by the same Lucifers of minions who put her on TLC (The Traumatizing Little Children Channel). TLC announced that Alana's spin-off show called "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" will follow Ritalin's arch rival as she spazzes out at Princess Leia who has broken into the family palace to strangle her coupon queen mother with a chain. Deadline has more details about this soon-to-be hillbilly mess of a show:
The series, titled Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, is described by the network as “an inside look into Alana’s world where the 6-year-old pageant sensation proves that she is more than just a Go-Go Juice-drinking beauty queen. When she’s not chasing after crowns, Alana’s with her family in rural Georgia doing what her family does best: four-wheeling through mud pits and picking up road kill for the family cookout.” TLC has ordered six half-hour episodes to premiere in August.
The tragic part is that I'll probably watch every episode while drinking PURPLE DRANK (go-go juice is too classy for me) from a Big Gulp cup. Yes, I am the problem. TLC should just title this show, Brit Brit: The Early Years. TLC should also go ahead and green light a show for the 2022-2023 season called Dr. Drew Presents Tarnished Tiaras & Therapy starring Honey Boo Boo Chile and every other damaged child beauty queen from T&T.