Alanis Morissette Will Breastfeed Her Son Until He's Had Enough Of Her Leche Knob, Thankyouverymuch
Just like Alicia Silverstone and Dr. Blossom, Alanis Morrissette is raising her 17-month-old son, Ever, the attachment parenting way and talked to Good Morning America (click here to see that shit) about it. It seems like it was just yesterday when Alanis was singing about going down on a dude in a theater and now she's going on about how she's okay with titty feeding her son during first grade recess.
Because of that Time magazine cover that won't ever go away, GMA asked Alanis about attachment parenting and she says that she knows it's not for everyone. Alanis' job allows her to bring son everywhere she goes. The only time they're apart is when she's on stage. They sleep together, eat together and go everywhere together. Ever will stop going mimi times when Alanis when he's ready to stop. Ever will retire his mouth from Alanis' nipple when he's ready to do so. When Alanis was asked if she's going to let Ever suck a meal out of her nip slit when he's six, she nodded yes.
"I'll stop whenever he wants. Some kids naturally stop at two, some stop at a couple of years later, its up to ever child. I will stop when he says it's time to stop."
I get that Alanis wants to be with Ever as much as possible and it works for her and her titty is there for him as long he wants it. I get all of that. But what I don't get is when does Alanis get mommy breakdown time? Does she take Ever into the bathroom with her, put him on the floor and let him watch as she gets into an empty tub fully clothed and downs a bottle of prosecco while drunkenly crying about how all she wants to do is spend one night getting boozed up in a bar without a baby attached to her titty? Because that could be awkward.
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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 2:32pm.
Submitted by Nanners on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 2:26pm.
Did I tell you how my cats do tricks for treats? Well, first I call them and they go up into the basket on the dryer....
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Uh huh. *eyes glaze over*
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
high five KA *smack* :D
These moms are really just being selfish. Wanna know why? Because while youre nursing a baby, YOU DON'T GET YOUR FRICKIN' PERIOD! (At least in my experience of two sons, for about 11 months each.)
If your child can tell you "No mommy, no more titty for me.." then it's a few years too late.
Feeding a BABY from the breast is totally fine.... when that BABY turns in to a toddler that can walk and talk... it's time to give up the tit for real food.
Do whatever you want but stop sharing it with the rest of the world! makes other breast feeding moms look nutty like her ass.
Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 2:33pm.
I think they call it "helicopter parenting"?
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yes! that shit drives me insane. you can't come near her kids or even touch them without first washing your hands and handing over vaccination proof. then they have to stand right near you while you're holding them. fuck if they want to go play with my kid - someone has to be right over them. the rest of us moms in my family would just hand our babies/kids over for that one moment of peace we could take. i dont get that shit. i get to my parents house and let my kid loose. they just seem to tighten their grip. i say let a kid be a fucking kid. go get dirty and break some shit. that's what they do.
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She's looking great! The kid, however, looks like he's missing his Hitler mustache.
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Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 2:20pm.
chewinsmoke, I disagree with you about breastfeeding for under a year. Since the beginning of humanity, breastfeeding until two is considered normal and healthy, and is still recommended by the WHO as the way to go.
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Really? Because you should only breastfeed in the first six months, more than that its. just. weird.
But i'm not a mother, so what do i know, right?
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What hope does the kid have?
A friend of mine breast feed until her girl was 6!
Now thats some fucked up shit.
If you remember sucking on your mums tit, then your too old to be doing it.
The kid will probably turn out gay, Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Uhm, no offense, but her kid looks like Sloth from the Goonies....
Also, I think parents like this are obnoxious, especially when it comes from celebrities. You aren't the first to raise a child, and you won't be the last. What does this teach kids about independence, and not being an annoying brat when the grow up? Oh, nothing...well carry on.
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does alanis squirt while in the shower?
alanis' husband squeezing her boobs, while doing her from behind in the shower---now that would make an interesting celebrity sex tape.
Is his name really Ever?? Or was it shortened for this post? Who cares, the problem folks have is when 6 year old Ever wants you to whip that tit out on the bus. Bus passengers don't want to see your saggy tits on the bus.
She is so zen and nuturing....urmomma would.
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Submitted by bourgie on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 2:17pm.
So she's letting the kid call the shots eh? good luck with that.
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Submitted by KA on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 2:17pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 2:05pm.
I have so many problems with attachment parenting I don't even know where to start.
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so do i. a family member does that shit and that poor kid has no independence. the parents are no more than 2 feet from her at all times. have fun when your kid is a fucked up teenager.
I think they call it "helicopter parenting"? I see those schmucks all the time at the playground never less than a meter away from the child.
I'm like, look dog, this is the one chance your kid as to be the fuck away from you can you give the kid a minute to breathe? he won't spontaneously combust or anything bitch sheesh! :-P
Yes because having your kid on your breast till he's in first grade will certainly NOT harm him socially at all. My boys are in 1st grade and there is NO way breastfeeding should be going on at that age. These fucking hippie women drive me nuts. They let their kids do whatever he/she wants till they are so socially retarded. Good fucking idea...*eyeroll*
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Submitted by Nanners on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 2:26pm.
Ha! Ha! Nanners, you're right. What was I thinking?
Did I tell you how my cats do tricks for treats? Well, first I call them and they go up into the basket on the dryer....
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
It's interesting that they are all jews.
Gawd, children repulse me more and more every day.
Alanis, nobody gives a rat's ass about you feeding your elf-child with your teats. You could probably put him in the garden with the other gnomes and he'd blend right in.
And EVER????? WTF kind of name is that?!?!?!?!
I have completely lost faith in humanity.
The SandwichQueen strikes again!
Ugh, fine!! Now shut up about it. My parenting philosophy is to drone drone blah zzzzzzzz
"I'll stop whenever he wants" says the chick that afford to have those babies lifted and reshaped when all is said and done. Two kids, one year each, and the twins are already practically hittin' my knees, I can only imagine WTH 4 years would have done to them.
whatevs as long as she's nursing her big ass boy in the privacy of her own home...out in public is a bit outre to say the least.
Mothers have been practicing child-led weaning since the beginning of tits. This isn't a new practice worldwide in the slightest and while I don't need an announcement about every celebrity's parenting practices, this is pretty "meh" news to me.
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Not a parent so I am not about to judge anyone's method of doing it. I personally wouldn't subscribe to attachment parenting but that's just me. To each his own I guess. I don't have to live with the kid if he/she turns into a monster.
I think the baby's cute though.
might as well since that will be the only tit he'll ever get to play with. I see pocket protectors and atomic wedgies in this kid's future.
luvsmekitty said it.. he's "breathtaking".
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 2:07pm.
Oh who fucking CARES?!
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But we need to know EVERYTHING about famous people's babies! What the birth was like, when they stop breastfeeding and what their bowel movements are like. It's almost as interesting as hearing people tell stories about their cats.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
This line of thinking is not about what's best for the child it's about these women that want their Tit sucked on for as long as they can get it. And that is some fucked up shit but it is the absolute truth.
When his teeth come in and he starts chewing up her pencil erasers he's really saying "I'm done here."
Ummm, that baby is...breathtaking.
chewinsmoke, I disagree with you about breastfeeding for under a year. Since the beginning of humanity, breastfeeding until two is considered normal and healthy, and is still recommended by the WHO as the way to go.
"I will stop when he says it's time to stop."
When he's old enough to actually TELL you it's time to stop, he's too old to be doing it.
Just my opinion, but breast feeding at an age any older than one year of age isn't for the child - it's about the mom at that point. I think it fosters a very UNHEALTHY attachment.
Again, just my opinion. I'm sure others disagree, and that's fine.
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and here begins the next generation of brats...
In 15 years, there will be a rash of attachment-parents murdered in their sleep by their fucked-up teen children. Mark my words.
So she's letting the kid call the shots eh? good luck with that.
That kid looks like a VW bug with it's doors open. I'd name him Wingnut. Flappy eared little titsucker.
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 2:05pm.
I have so many problems with attachment parenting I don't even know where to start.
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so do i. a family member does that shit and that poor kid has no independence. the parents are no more than 2 feet from her at all times. have fun when your kid is a fucked up teenager.
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
So disappointed in this bitch. Not that I expect
a mother to drop of her kid with a nanny as soon as possible but everything in moderation. Moms shouldn't think they need to be with their kids all the damn time to be a good parent. It takes a village ya'll.
And by the way, I hate the name Ever since I was beaten out by an Ever for student council. The teachers felt so bad for me they made a special principal's council just for me. (IN YOUR FACE, EVER)
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
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that baby has a touch of Rumer Willis-itis
any chance alanis will do some lactation porn?
lindsey lohen probably be very willing to be in the video with her.
At ten this philosophy will apply to shit food and tv. Let him eat as much as he wants and watch tv all night.
When he's 17 it should become "let him get drunk and fuck shit up until he's good and ready to stop".
Another parenting clusterfuck thread..I'm out! lol!
She's going to wait until he tells her he doesn't want it any more? Have fun at the prom, Alanis.
Every mother needs SOME time away, to shit, to shower, to have a sane adult conversation.
I can't with idiot.
*Throws out Jagged Little Pill CD*
Hopefully he'll not like the squish of poop in his drawers by age 9 or 10.
Oh who fucking CARES?!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
DWM - that whole "I lost all the baby weight breastfeeding" is BULLSHIT except for maybe 5% of women.
Don't believe the hype.
There are about a million things I never would have stopped if my parents hadn't been, what's it called? oh yeah, PARENTS, and made the executive decision for me. Sucking my thumb, sleeping all day, etc.
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that baby looks like an egg
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I can't wait until these kids are old enough to be mortified by their parents.
I have so many problems with attachment parenting I don't even know where to start.