Afternoon Crumbs

May 31, 2012 / Posted by:

Charlize Theron is wearing a dress that looks like a peen sheath made from the night sky. In other words, I’m into it – ICYDK

Lainey’s take on the Zhang Ziyi prostitution whore scandal has turned my #getmoneybitch reaction into a #sneakoutofthereandtakeyourwholefamilywithoubitch reaction – Lainey Gossip

Sofia Vergara knows that a true Latina style icon always matches her lipstick to her purse – Hollywood Tuna

One Million Moms needs to eat one million dicks – Towleroad

UPDATE: Afrojack and Wonky McValtrex are still bumping herp sores – Celebitchy

The City of Los Angeles should just pass a law making it illegal for amphibians to be naked in public, because when Courtney Stodden finally turns 18 in iguana years she’s just going to be all naked all the time – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Since Spring Breakers basically looks like an episode of Cops, I really hope there’s a cameo by Stephanie YellowhairIDLYITW

I’m mad that Bruce Jenner didn’t wear his bikini too – The Superficial

Emma Watson looks like a miniature Posh and Posh already looks like a miniature Posh – The Berry

Leave Mila Kunis’ tiny extra chunk aloooooone – Popoholic

Translation: Laura Weisberger needs a check – OMG Blog

It’s Thor’s baby! – Popsugar

Something you didn’t ask for: James Franco on GirlsJust Jared

Sadly, we’ll never get that “Eh-Oh lalalalala gay!” cover of People Magazine with the Teletubbies on it – Videogum

Ed Harris keeps his pistol next to his other pistol – SOW

A better question would be, who does RiRi not want to see naked? – Hollywood Rag

My bitchy ass chihuahua would be on this list if he knew how to make a smile – Cityrag

Katie Holmes should just legally change her name to The Fuck Are You Wearing Katie – I’m Not Obsessed

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