Afternoon Crumbs
Charlize Theron is wearing a dress that looks like a peen sheath made from the night sky. In other words, I'm into it - ICYDK
Lainey's take on the Zhang Ziyi prostitution whore scandal has turned my #getmoneybitch reaction into a #sneakoutofthereandtakeyourwholefamilywithoubitch reaction - Lainey Gossip
Sofia Vergara knows that a true Latina style icon always matches her lipstick to her purse - Hollywood Tuna
One Million Moms needs to eat one million dicks - Towleroad
UPDATE: Afrojack and Wonky McValtrex are still bumping herp sores - Celebitchy
The City of Los Angeles should just pass a law making it illegal for amphibians to be naked in public, because when Courtney Stodden finally turns 18 in iguana years she's just going to be all naked all the time - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Since Spring Breakers basically looks like an episode of Cops, I really hope there's a cameo by Stephanie Yellowhair - IDLYITW
I'm mad that Bruce Jenner didn't wear his bikini too - The Superficial
Emma Watson looks like a miniature Posh and Posh already looks like a miniature Posh - The Berry
Leave Mila Kunis' tiny extra chunk aloooooone - Popoholic
Translation: Laura Weisberger needs a check - OMG Blog
It's Thor's baby! - Popsugar
Something you didn't ask for: James Franco on Girls - Just Jared
Sadly, we'll never get that "Eh-Oh lalalalala gay!" cover of People Magazine with the Teletubbies on it - Videogum
Ed Harris keeps his pistol next to his other pistol - SOW
A better question would be, who does RiRi not want to see naked? - Hollywood Rag
My bitchy ass chihuahua would be on this list if he knew how to make a smile - Cityrag
Katie Holmes should just legally change her name to The Fuck Are You Wearing Katie - I'm Not Obsessed
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Damn, did someone just call Charlize a butterface??? Because I don't think her body is anything super-special (of course she has a nice figure, but it's not particularly amazing), but the woman's face is absolutely beautiful. In fact, she is one of the few blonde women that I would agree is really hot (most of them are cookie-cutter and overrated to a ridiculously insulting degree).
My reaction to the Stodden video: WTF, she just wasted my time with that crap and didn't even show her boobs? What the hell was the point? And I'm a straight chick, but c'mon, when you're an untalented attention whore, either show the goods or sit the fuck down.
And Katie's outfit. Smdh. Really, Katie? Were you aware that you'd be going out in public when you put that on? It's like she took some Mom jeans and had someone make a mini-skirt out of them. And those boots. And her doughy legs, complete with cankles. Wow.
I am glad both of Charlize's movies will be out soon, so that the constant PR campaign will be over. Awkward praises of KStew, Fassbender's peen, pushing her new baby in front of paparazzi cameras, talking about "motherhood", gay bar hookups with ASkars. It just got annoying after a while. She should go back to getting paid millions for wearing overpriced watches.
Surely Kunis is wrapped up to look 'early pregnant' for the film. Her body doesn't look like that. And they are scenes from a movie....
And that katiebot one just HAS to be photoshopped..no? She doesn't have legs that chunky... does she?
loopygorilla, be fair. The Chinese only walk by a run over toddler if it is a GIRL.
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I don't think Mila Kunis is going to age well. Last couple of pics I've seen of her she looks rough.
Haha Mila Kunis gets a beerbelly, ahaha.
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Lainey's right. There's some massive fuckedupedness over there, and I think too many people have forgotten just how vile China is.
I'm reminded of poor Bai Ling. I used to think she was an attention whore, but then I learned that she was used as a prostitute by the Chinese army, raped, and forced to have an abortion. I guess it makes sense that even hugely successful and wealthy actresses are victims as well.
Even if Zhang Ziyi chose to do that, it's not as huge a deal as the crap her country's gov does. And if she didn't, she's the victim here.
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Lainey is 100% on the money.
I'm a half/half and I know all about Chinese people and their greedy shit.
As I said in my Zhang Zhi Yi post, Chinese people are generally fucked up, corrupt and greedy as hell.
- They are ok with perpetrating human rights abuses against tibetans and other ethic minorities.
- Fuck the poor villagers out of their land so they can build some major shopping centre
- walk pass a toddler who gets run over by 10 cars at a busy marketplace
- suing a good samaritan who rushes to help them and accuses the good samaritan for pushing them over
- build schools with cheap materials so when the huge earthquake hit all those kids died because the officials were corrupt and stole the funds and didnt build the schools properly
- still eat shark finn even though they know sharks are becoming an endangered species, because its a sign of wealth and status (same applies to rhino horns, elephant tusks, killed in Africa because of chinese demand.
- they flood african countries with relabelled dog and cat food and sell them as human food.
- they flood south east asia countries with fake medicines, which the world health organisation said is killing people. but the chinese authorities wont stop it, because they are properly beeing paid off to ignore it or probably own the factories that makes the fake medicines.
And the western world loves to criticise the muslim faith for how the men treat their women... wait till you see how Chinese women are treated.
the communist party and anybody involved in it are soo corrupt. I've never been a fan of china, im always suspicious of their motives in this world.
ok end of soap box.
Lainey, next time warn us so we can sit down first!
That being said, I believe every word Lainey says. The very same thing happened to that one young Korean actress who then killed herself for it, but her family then spoke out and told the truth about that industry there....she left a note explaining and implicating many, but no one was ever arrested.
I think it happens everywhere.
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ProstitutionhorbitchLainey...Too.much.read!!
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I'm buying my all my shorts this summer from JC Penney, just to piss of the moms.
I believe Lainey about the conditions in China. The cultural revolution and Tiananmen Square weren't all that long ago. That poor actress lady.
Courtney Stodden is like Sasha Grey without a brain. Sad.
Hekki, Kylie and Kendall's dad is Bruce Jenner. Who looks like a fucking freak, but he is alive.
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wooooooo lainey better pray the chinese aren't coming for her ass.
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
Whoa, I wonder if that Lainey link is true...
Props to Lainey for writing a non stupid article for once. I have never been down with the whole "Yay China" stuff that's been going on. I remember the communist crackdown on students in the 80's and the Free Tibet movement in the 90's. China's got a lot of money, but it dirty money and now they're using it to influence the world. Scary.
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"off brand work out sneakers"?
Ninja if I want to wear Spalding’s, ProWings, and Bobos to the gym, that's my damn business.
Bitch, I'm working out... Not doing daily cunt-nastics via Twitter.”
Uggh, I know GG. Getting on my nerves.
Why doesnt the moderator clean this spam up!
Posh nesting dolls!
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Somebody please kill that fucking spammer.
No wonder this site is moving slower than a constipated turd.
FYI, iguanas are reptiles, not amphibians (frogs, toads, salamanders).
After Prada came out, I read in more than one publishing rag that Lauren Weisberger couldn't come up with a story on her own, Prada being based on having worked for Anna Wintour. Of course, she's now written two other chick-lit titles, but going back to her original Devil doesn't require a lot of intellectual energy.
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"Being a fucking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you're rewarded significantly." ~~ Jon Hamm
Why aren't the Jenner prostitots in school? Or were they sunbathing after school in Hawaii? Did any of those KKK kids go to college?
Well I guess Kim got her MBA, right? Because she's a BUSINESSWOMAN.
I'm sure if their father were alive, he'd want them in college. Not making sex tapes and having illegitimate kids and breaking sex swings on TV. Or maybe he would. He was kind of a scumbag too.
The Chinese actress chick needs to find herself a nice Canadian man, get her Green card and GTFO!! Don't bother with British Columbia though....apparantly we have secret Chinese agents in our provincial government. I'm not kidding.
Charlize is losing too much weight now.
Is KatEEEE Holmes still on that Niacin and Barley tea diet? Her outfit is terrible but she looks a little more relaxed as of late.
I love Ed Harris and I don't care that he's scratching his balls in that photo!!!
I don't see ANY chunk on Mila Kunis.
Eh, Noomi looked hotter in her dress.
When is this Prometheus shit coming out anyways? Better hurry up!
Mila Kunis is not fat, she looks normal now.
I hate myself for watching that clip of the completely un-normal looking Courtney Stodden. Boy do I see porn set to mute in that chick's future.
Katie Holmes is really taking the whole "look like shit and piss Tom off" thing seriously. I love how she's got nothing at all happening in New York, but she not in New Orleans with Tom - yeah they have a great marriage (insert eye roll here).
Paris Hilton is such a sad sack of nothing. As old as she is still trying to pretend she's a teenager in the club. Daddy's money can't buy everything.
And, the reality sex tape whores in training aka the Jenner prostitots Bruce should be beat. I thought he was the only one in the family that had a decent brain cell left. But sadly one good brain cell and no balls = $$$ for pimp momma Kris.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 6:16pm.
Ohhhh! Queenie, bold AND caps lock! I'll have to watch that movie now!
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Now this is what Lainey should stick with, writing about Chinese whores. Because if anyone knows about being a cheap whore...
To the rest of the entertainment world, Lainey is known as a hack.
The Lainey piece gave me the sads. Reminds me of all that CDAN shit a couple months back. This is exactly why, Lord help me, that I will never, ever pimp my child in the entertainment industry, regardless of the cash. No dignity at all.
Leave Mila alone! that's hardly chub and how do you know it's not for a "roll"
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Ohhhh! Queenie, bold AND caps lock! I'll have to watch that movie now!
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 6:11pm.
Oh. Well, I DID think Ed Harris was hot.
*cries*
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Sweet Dreams was on last night - despite playing an abusive asshole, Ed Harris was HOT AS FUCK in that movie.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Oh. Well, I DID think Ed Harris was hot.
*cries*
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That recent blind item about Katie Holmes being secretly separated and dressing funny to make Tom melt down seems like it could be true.
That picture the disturbed religious people are disturbed over just shows two dads with kids. I don't even see how it looks gay. Maybe the story is gay like when they asked Lisa Marie if she and Michael Jackson were having sex and she said they were doing the wild thing on a regular basis. So maybe there are some tips on anal sex or something, but I didn't read it because the type is too small.
That Lainey version of the actress scandal sounds even worse than I imagined. She should definitely get out but there is probably no place on earth you would be safe from them if they wanted you.
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Lainey takes herself way too seriously. All that stuff was common knowledge.
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What MJT said. Gorge!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Charlize is a butterface.
Katie Holmes desperately wants to be a fashion trendsetter, but she has zero taste and no idea what looks good on her.
Suri ain't Tom's kid.
Anything else you want to know, contact my agent.
Since Lainey broke the Zhang Ziyi drama down I feel for the chick and all of the other people in the entertainment industry over there. The assholes in Hollywood that have been cuddling up to China for coin may want to look past their bank accounts because Triad isn't about to entertain L.A. bullshit once they get things on lockdown.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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Everytime I see Paris' nasty gigantor feet I remember the time I was watching TV with my brothers and suddenly they talked about paris' shoe size on TV and my brother was like "she a size 11????!....you mean this is her size?!" and placed his foot up on the coffee table and we just laughed...he had made his point LOL
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*falls to the ground at Charlize's feet*
*looks up her skirt*
the Lainey post is a must-read . . .
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
She could wear a paper bag...I swear.
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Courtney Stodden needs an intervention.
She's stunning in that dress but she needs some jewelery to compliment the minimal sparkly dress thing.
Paris Hilton is such a joke. 31 years old and still acting like an 18 year old club crawler.
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