White Oprah Is Making Her Much-Anticipated Return To Reality TV
Yes, much-anticipated! Dozens of unlicensed pharmacists in the Long Island area have been anticipating for White Oprah to finally get a job so they can get paid the way they did during the glory days of Living Lohan.
White Oprah's sedated face will not only make an appearance on one reality show, but it will make an appearance on two. White Oprah needs to star in an episode of Intervention and a few episodes of TLC's Cell Block 6: Female Lock Up, but in the meantime she's shooting episodes of Vh1's Hollywood Exes and a yet to be picked up show called DramaMamas.
Vh1 has Basketball Wives, Baseball Wives, Mob Wives, Hip Hop Wives, Drug Dealer Wives, Veterinary Assistant Wives, Ping Pong Champions Wives, Mail Man Wives, Blah Blah Wives and now they have Hollywood Ex-Wives! TMZ says that Hollywood Exes stars the ex pieces of Prince, R. Kelly, Jose Canseco, Eddie Murphy and Will Smith. White Oprah isn't a regular on that mess, but the producers brought her in to spice shit up. You know, because every reality show needs a comic relief who will get caught licking up the leftover booze in a bar back's bin and whose catchphrase will be, "Are you going to drink that?"
DramaMamas is basically a Dance Moms knock-off and Zap2It says the show will follow the moms of the child stars of a Broadway-bound musical. White Oprah is apparently one of the producers of the musical, because nothing needs to make sense anymore, so why not? But seriously, nothing good can come out of White Oprah producing a show starring children. I'm sure that for the show's big finale, the adorable children will dance into the audience and sneakily steal the audience members' rings and watches before dropping that shit into a giant sack held by White Oprah.
I'm happy that White Oprah is finally making a little money, which means she won't sell little Cody Lohan's internal organs to the highest bidder just yet, but I have one question. Why in the hell hasn't Nana Lohan gotten her own show yet?!
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whoa, I see some people here share exact birthdays with shitty people too. hahaha
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Hi kids, do you like violence?
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails
Through each one of my eyelids?
Oh joy, just what I was looking forward to. (Honey, where's the sledgehammer? The television needs 'fixing' again.)
didn't woprah already have a clunker of a reality show on E!? didn't that shit bomb like Hiroshima? and they're giving her another one? who's dick did she suck? O_o
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 1:02am.
KA, what horrifies me is Bethanny Frankel and I have the EXACT same birthday. Month, day and year.
my friend has the same birthday as Mario Lopez *shrug*
Who the fuck is watching this crap? Man, people are beyond stupid. TV is becoming one gigantic clusterfuck.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 1:02am.
KA, what horrifies me is Bethanny Frankel and I have the EXACT same birthday. Month, day and year.
ACK.
PSL...it could be worse. I share the EXACT same birthday with White Oprah!
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Why some turds evade the whirlpool...god only knows. They are survivors. The fittest.
- Hysteria
At least she'll be working!! We hope... lol
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 05/31/2012 - 1:02am.
KA, what horrifies me is Bethanny Frankel and I have the EXACT same birthday. Month, day and year.
ACK.
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aaaaaaccckkk!! can't you change it? no no, SHE should change it! worthless hag.
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
KA, what horrifies me is Bethanny Frankel and I have the EXACT same birthday. Month, day and year.
ACK.
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Hi kids, do you like violence?
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails
Through each one of my eyelids?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 11:33pm.
This fucking ASSHOLE gets a Reality show, and BETHANNY FRANKEL gets a fucking TALK show.
Someone needs to hang.
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omg i was just thinking about that! i saw the commercial for it today and couldn't remember her name. what the fuck is that chick doing with a talk show. who is going to watch that shit?
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
i dont watch any of that wives shit. i can't stand those vapid women. instead i watch dance moms. that's some high class, civilized shit right there.
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
I think we should be talking about the letter that was released from Michael Jackson to Lisa Marie. Where we learn that his nick name was "turd" lol
This fucking ASSHOLE gets a Reality show, and BETHANNY FRANKEL gets a fucking TALK show.
Someone needs to hang.
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Hi kids, do you like violence?
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails
Through each one of my eyelids?
YAYAYAYAYAYAAAA!!!!! but I hope Ali isn't in it.
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It's already tax time again!? Guess I gotta get my trusted tax adviser, Stephen King, on the phone STAT.
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The best way to get rid of the spam asswipes is to report them. Why is WO even in the news anymore?
Who let that fuckhead spammer in here?
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White Oprah can kiss my white ass if she thinks this show is going to be better because of her.
She just oozes evil.
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"Physical violence is the least of my priorities." - Drunken Albertan
The very idea of "Such-and such Wives" as a TV concept makes the latent radfem patriarchy-blamer in me want to puke with disgust. Not to mention that the women on these shows are invariably vapid hosebeasts of the most hateful kind. I can't even call them whores in good conscience, because I respect whores too much.
That said, I suppose Dina Lohan is the perfect fit for such a show. It sounds awful, and not the campy, trainwrecky kind of awful in which I secretly delight.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 8:04pm.
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OMG you precious angel. We have been dying out here without you.
Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 6:22pm.
Ugh. Did she have an eyebrow lift or some kind of face lift? Her brows are up in the middle of her forehead and her eyes are all stretched.
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Word, my tiny fellow feline...Why come MK didn't tag this with an "Eyebrow Situation"...???
And is it just me or whenever you hear this bitch called by her gub'ment name, do you have to pause a while and go..."Who? Oh yeah, they're talking about White Oprah..."
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
she truly is a piece of shit.I would eat out of dumpsters before I made money off my daughter's problems..
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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?
Submitted by citizenstrange on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 6:20pm.
Hold the phone .... a HUGE monster blockbuster smash crossover mega hit
CSI: Wives
What can I say? I'm an idea man.
LOLLLLLLLLL. *rushing to pitch "Two and a Half Wives"*
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Here's a good one: I Fought Fudgie the Whale Moms
how about mortician's wives, beautician's wives, hair removal experts wives, croquet wives, sado masochists wives, sex shop owners wives....there are too many better ones that Basketball Wives, Lord do I loathe to her sould Evelyn Lozado, but White Oprah has absolutely got to get that wacked out nose fixed...I mean what is up with that...her and Pimp Mamma Kris went for the Michael Jackson special and it backfired.
Michael K., I can't even read this. As much I LOOOOOOOVE reading your stuff (I even had a dream about you the other night. You were a 55-year-old blonde man, snapping and clapping at your assistant - the fuck?), I can't read this.
Keep on snapping....
There isn't even any evidence or trial necessary to bring the hammer down on this woman. Any woman who would put herself out there like this with her daughter in the position she is in in trying to make a comeback is a total piece of shit. Her daughter is the one with the acting ability and big screen potential. And then you have this. Go out and get a secretarial job, bitch. Your daughter is trying to make a legitmate comeback. What a piece of garbage. When I think of my own mother, bless her soul, I think: she would never do this. It is disturbing.
little_rascal: exactly my thoughts! Her eyebrows will soon meet her hairline.
Why doesn't she just sit down. SIT THE HELL DOWN TRASH.
Ugh. Did she have an eyebrow lift or some kind of face lift? Her brows are up in the middle of her forehead and her eyes are all stretched.
Hold the phone .... a HUGE monster blockbuster smash crossover mega hit
CSI: Wives
What can I say? I'm an idea man.
Ok, I'm guessing that dignity is out of the question - probably has been for a LONG time. I can imagine her all-day phone convos, "Yeah, how about Hollywood Moms? That sounds like a great idea - I have Ally and my daughter Lindsay who has been treated so unfairly by the court system. I think I have at least one more kid around here, maybe two. Ok, how about Shoe Family - about a famous family that owns a shoe store? Kardashians ... yeah. Ok, what if I kill someone, can I be on Mob Wives? I can marry someone who's in the mob, just give me a weekend or two. Wait - what if my kids start pole dancing? Stripper Moms - what about that? It's a show about how stressful it is to be the mother of pole dancing hoes ... different than Kardashians. Yeah. No, call me, or I'll call you. I'll call you first thing tomorrow. Yeah, thanks Igor. Hey, you and the missus should come out some weekend ... you're gay. Well, then, bring the mister. Sure. Come on out to the house. It's gorgeous here."
<"Submitted by jelliebean on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 5:33pm.
"sneakily steal the audience members' rings and watches before dropping that shit into a giant sack held by White Oprah."
hahaha MK, I love this description of W.O as the Fagin character in Oliver Twist. Love it! Will Ali be the Artful Dodger teaching all the younger ones the way to pick a pocket or two?">
Ha Ha, EXACTLY what I was thinking. Fagin. "You gotta pick a pocket or two OHHHHHHH, you got to pick a pocket or two."
Bigbendy -- I know, right, our home town? I'll watch it just for that reason. And -- just for you -- I looked through the cable guide and I don't see them running it again. But I'd check VH1 online to watch an episode there. Now I love mob shit. I worked for a law firm that represented a lot of top mobsters, and the names mentioned on this show didn't ring any bells for me. And these broads (sorry, I know I use that word WAY too much) came off as being the biggest mob broads EVAH! Think Janice on "The Sopranos" -- that kind of mob broad. Like I said in my last post, though, that DeSimone broad is the one to watch out for; she actually scares me, but the one I like the most, too. Probably because she seems the most authentic. And the Dina Lohan look-alike, her claim to fame is being the niece of a mobster -- WTF??? A niece? And they're all pretty scuzzy-looking, including the stripper. They all claim to be really classy but, of course, they all dress like hookers. Yeah, thigh-high boots scream of class -- NOT!!!
So in her new reality show, is Dina going to reveal who her supposed Hollywood ex was? Because the way I see it, the only one in Hollywood that ever divorced her ass was Hollywood itself.
I wish I could pick the exes.
Lets see...I'd want Charlie's goddesses, John Cougar's ex, Buzz Aldrin's ex, (sp?) Roseanne, oooh and Elin Nordi, Norde...Tiger's ex.
Evil_Cupcake -- yeah, just one episode, but man, are those broad an ugly bunch. One broad looks like Dina Lohan. The Leah DeSimone broad scares me though, like if you tussled with her you'd wind up dead somewhere the next morning.
no matter what angle you look at her from
you are always getting an unwanted look up her snout
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 5:43pm.
I just started watching "Mob Wives Chicago." Yep, I'm classy that way.
Twatty, I didn't know it had started. Is it on VH1? What day? Is it good? Who am I kidding. I would watch it if it was the worst. CHI TOWN , BABY. WOOOWHOOOO
Submitted by Chirio: "Press the button baby Jesus!"
Chiri, this made me crack the eff UP!
Not watching it, but it would irk me more if Michael got a show.
Submitted by Wanted on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 5:33pm.
dear lord, somebody just shove a pineapple up my ass and pour whiskey on top. that would be more pleasurable than seeing THIS BITCH anywhere, especially on television
Wanted, Ask and you shall revive ! Haha in the last thread you said that you needed a new reality show, well here it is;-).
Jesus dp'ing Christ! WTF????
MOB WIVES CHICAGO IS ALREADY ON?
As for this woman, she never has interested me with her white trash self and family. Yeah, she and her daughters are train wrecks, but they bore me.