Open Post: Hosted By Sharon Stone And Her Hot Piece

After a long morning of making fun of her Filipino nanny for being Filipino, 54-year-old Sharon “Heart Of” Stone loves nothing more than to do the cougar roll with her 27-year-old Argentine model boyfriend Martin Mica on the beach in Venice, CA. If Sir Richard David Attenborough narrated these pictures, he’d tell us that this is the moment when the vampire cougar plays with her victim before she drags him off to her multi-million dollar cave to slowly drink the life blood from one of his crotch veins before eventually using his skin to make a gown she’ll wear to her next movie premiere. No, I don’t mean that. This is love. You can tell they have a very special and close relationship (not really). In this picture, Sharon is asking her piece, “Do my labies look pasty?” After he says yes, she tans them! See, it’s love.

And you don’t need to strain your eyes by trying to remove the pixels of Martin’s tank to see his nipples. Ask and you shall receive (just ignore the derp-ness in his face).