Night Crumbs

Anne Hathaway messed up her arm, so now she looks even more like a sickly street urchin boy. But I do love that she’s bringing the choker back. – Lainey Gossip

Things that should be a Tumblr: Hot dudes in hats – The Berry

For the none of you who didn’t already know, Andrew Rannells of Book of Mormon is gay – Towleroad

Will RiRi just change her name to Rita Ora Jr. already and get it over with? – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Christian Bale and Drew Barrymore went out on a date once – Celebitchy

That dehydrated mango slice has some big chichis – Hollywood Tuna

Either Kim Kardashian is melodramatic as all hell or those sunglasses were made of plutonium – The Superficial

For why is Kristen Stewart dressed like the slutty secretary at a Catholic school? – Popoholic

FYI: Afrojack is in post-Wonky quarantine now – ICYDK

And as soon as Fishsticks Paltrow got home, she burned her shoes in the garden pizza oven, because their bottoms touched the footprints of the poors! – Popsugar

Adam Levine humped on a lot of vagina because he likes vagina – Just Jared

I’m surprised JLo didn’t make Casper Smart tattoo her face on his peen so she can basically sucks herself off – OMG Blog

Will Smith brings his secret lovah to Monaco – Crunk + Disorderly

Travel down the memory lane of beauty with Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Rosie – Cityrag

JLove has refined tastes when it comes to gourmet cuisine – Celebslam

And yet, the greatest singing competition of our time, WB Superstar USA has never gotten a second season… – Videogum

Bobbi Kristina has an I QUIT THIS BITCH moment on Tyler Perry’s new show – I’m Not Obsessed

Slash is done with Guns ‘N Roses FOREVER – Hollywood Rag

NOTE: The CAPTION THIS Contest is taking a break and will be back tomorrow. And yes, by “taking a break” I mean it has crabs.