In case you’ve been looking for a picture to tattoo on one of your ovaries, here’s a picture of Theseus’ son, ASkars, holding a tiny baby lamb in Bullett magazine. Yes, that baby lamb looks smug, but I’d be smug in the face too if I was an adorable baby lamb and was in the arms of a human Swedish lightning rod. Lamb is like “Awww, bitch, don’t hate” and he has every reason to be like that. If every story about a lamb or whatever in the Bible was replaced with this picture, I’d totally read those stories all the time!
It’s almost like ASkars is saying, “Look at this lamb, I’m going to make condoms out of it so that you can ride me until your pussy says ‘baaaaaah.’“
That really is beautiful….unless you’re a vegetarian…or an animal lover….or a person who doesn’t completely hate lambs. If any of those are the case, then I totally ruined that picture for you.
via Best Week Ever