The Daughter Of The Death Eaters Is Dating A Sarkozy

May 30, 2012 / Posted by:

UsWeekly says that Danny Tanner’s daughter turned serious businesstroll Mary-Kate Olsen is humping on a fancy French dude who is 17 years old than her. As you’re reading this right now, MKO is doing a line of crushed bones off the inner thigh of 42-year-old Olivier Sarkozy who’s Nicolas Sarkozy’s younger brother. A source type says that MKO and Olivier have been bumping b-holes under the pale moonlight for about a month now.

“It’s true, they’re dating, and she’s definitely interested in him. MK is constantly complaining about boys not being mature enough for her. She got the kids out of her system. Now being a businesswoman dominates her time, and she is rarely impressed with guys. They are good for each other.

These two don’t make sense at all. MKO’s idea of a good time is licking tombstones in a Parisian cemetery at 3am and I doubt Olivier’s idea of a good time is watching a troll lick tombstones in a Parisian cemetery at 3am. This is so random that it’s probably planned. Just look at that sinister look in MKO’s eyes. If you replaced that cup in her hand with a poisoned apple, that picture would make more sense. I don’t trust that Olsen and I know what kind of dark-sidedness she’s up to. MKO is going to go from Olivier Sarkozy to the former President of France to the current President of the France to becoming the President of France to becoming the President of Europe to becoming the President of the World! That’s totally her plan. Quick, somebody tell Harry Potter to stop that bitch before it’s too late.

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