Madge Covers CaCa Covering Madge

May 29, 2012 / Posted by:

File this under: Some All About Eve shit.

Madge will start twerking her muscled prune crotch for the children in her MDNA tour in Tel Aviv this Thursday, and over the weekend someone uploaded rehearsal footage (via HuffPo) of her showing us that some things get better with age, like all-natural cuntiness. Remember when the gays had to take sides (I chose the side marked “Stacey Q FOREVER“) after Lady CaCa Xerox copied “Express Yourself” and labeled it “Born This Way“? Well, Madge is keeping the bitchiness going by performing a mash-up (I like to call the Reductive Remix) of “Express Yourself” and “Born This Way” followed by “She’s Not Me.” If that isn’t a subtle chancleta slap to the tuck, I don’t know what is. Madge earned a AARP black card for that brilliant cunt stunt move. Do it, Madge! Put that copy + paste bitch in her place and let her know that abuelitas are never EVER the one.

Here’s a few pictures of Madge giving us some Granny Got Your Gun moves during rehearsal two days ago.

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