Tuesday, May 29th 2012

Madge Covers CaCa Covering Madge

File this under: Some All About Eve shit.

Madge will start twerking her muscled prune crotch for the children in her MDNA tour in Tel Aviv this Thursday, and over the weekend someone uploaded rehearsal footage (via HuffPo) of her showing us that some things get better with age, like all-natural cuntiness. Remember when the gays had to take sides (I chose the side marked "Stacey Q FOREVER") after Lady CaCa Xerox copied "Express Yourself" and labeled it "Born This Way"? Well, Madge is keeping the bitchiness going by performing a mash-up (I like to call the Reductive Remix) of "Express Yourself" and "Born This Way" followed by "She's Not Me." If that isn't a subtle chancleta slap to the tuck, I don't know what is. Madge earned a AARP black card for that brilliant cunt stunt move. Do it, Madge! Put that copy + paste bitch in her place and let her know that abuelitas are never EVER the one.

Here's a few pictures of Madge giving us some Granny Got Your Gun moves during rehearsal two days ago.

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Grace Disful's picture

She's NOT Madonna. She's younger and she can actually sing. . .

I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

zocalo1's picture

Italians do it better ;)

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Submitted by MadgesVadge on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 5:48pm.

Once again, Gaga latching on to something Madonna has already done.

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Well, maybe Gaga will have a successful marriage. That's something Vadge hasn't yet mastered.
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salacious's picture

However people feel about Madge, no one can play the pop artist game like her. Caca simply has nothing on her. Let the reductive ho attempt to address this situation when she's 30 years into her career. Sadly, I don't think that's going to to be the case.

I love that she even coined that adjective for her... whatever she does, Caca will always be know as "reductive" for the rest of her career.

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Whatever's picture

Madonna has ripped off other artist's and their style since she hit it big. She is 52 years old and is still desperate for attention and adoration. Has her old age made her forget everyone she copied? Gaga at least has a decent singing.

KillBilly's picture

Gaga hasn't done anything worthy since The Fame - if she can manage to make her 15 minutes last for 30 years it still wouldn't matter because her music sucks and her crazy ass fan base are hateful and suicidal nut bags.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

Get over it, hag. It was funny at first to say BTW was a rip off of EY, but it's a tired ass joke now, made even less funny because it is not true.

When Gaga came out and Madonna needed to get back in the spotlight she yapped on and on about how much she loved her. Now she's riding her cunt again for relevancy. Kind of sad, when you get to the veteran stage in your career and you are still insecure about your grip on your fans. It's not just Gaga. Whenever there is a super-famous act, Madonna finds a way to latch onto them. She did it with Britney and Eminem and Gaga.

Speaking of, BTW (song) is the worst song on BTW (album). I believe Gaga would still have a career had she released a different song (Edge of Glory) as the debut single from the album and called the album that instead.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Madge is threatened by CaCa. It was easy when the other contenders for the crown were too non-descript (Regina), too innocent (Britney Spears), too volatile (Christina Aguilera), too gay-oriented (Kylie Minogue), too studio-musician-y (Elisia Fiorillo), too foreign (Mitsou) or too young (Martika). But now with CaCa deconstructing her "role model's" entire imagery/career/catalogue and reflecting it back at her in a distorted funhouse mirror, you can understand the elder's mistrust of her young rival.

CaCa is also very smart and *very* hungry...a dangerous combination if you are who she's channeling her energy at. You can see the ex Mrs. Ritchie-Penn lashing back with this, the earlier "Express Yourself" comments and even the "Girl Gone Wild" video, which seems to be a direct parody of the "Alejandro" video (gay men in heels, religious/fascistic images).

In other words..it's *on*, bitches.

WinterOwl22's picture

I was on team Madge (as far as Lady Gaga blatantly ripping her off) but I think Madonna should STFU about it by now. Get over it.

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Scott in NYC's picture

For all her savvy and incredible success, it's sad that Madonna is still a slave to her ego and, at almost 54, still needs the attention, adulation and money from the world. She hasn't evolved at all as a person and has turned into the most unappealing, greedy, dilusional old hag fucking bitch there could be. Gaga constantly kisses her ass and never puts down other entertainers. And, unlike Madonna, Gaga genuinely appreciates her fans. All of Madonna's 'friends' are on her payroll, so she lives in a bubble where no one tells her that her flat ass now drags on the ground and her tortured face is almost unbearable to look at.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 1:07pm.

And Zomay, I agree. Madonna is greedy. At least Caca is out there speaking for gay rights and gives proceeds from concerts to non-profit organizations.
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My apologies for not referring to the original comment, but I just wanted to say that Madonna was a staunch supporter of gay rights far before it was fashionable. Lady Gaga just jumped on the bandwagon. Once again, Gaga latching on to something Madonna has already done. I love them both, but there is nothing Gaga can ever do that Madge hasn't already done, and better.

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KillBilly's picture

Gaga might be talented but she makes godawful music, doesn't have an original bone in her body and has one of the most hateful, suicidal and delusional fan base ever!

dorian_graye's picture

I think it's FUCKING BRILLIANT.

Andrei's picture

Who the hell pissed in Madonna's cheerios this morning? As someone who adopted a kid from Africa, you'd think she'd know what actually matters in life. Oh, wait. Money. And attention. Gotcha.

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Submitted by westward ho on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 3:09pm.

but, then again, what do i know?
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apparently not much

Glambert's picture

The Lady Xerox fans are getting pissed! LMAO

Snatch that wig Madonna!

Mabel Hodges's picture

Yes, they are waaaay different. GaGa has real talent. I don't like Madonna anymore. She us so boring and her "music" is just stupid. I am amazed she has amassed such a fortune from it. Good for her, I guess, but wow is she EVER self important. Madge, I just don't give a solitary tuck who you are, and I never did, other than thinking you had some really fun songs back when I was 17. That's pretty much where it ends. You ain't nothing but an older than hell pop star, bitch. Please, gurl! Stop competing for god'ssake!!

KillBilly's picture

I liked CaCa when she made The Fame since then I've only wish some farm girl's house would fall on her!

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Submitted by westward ho on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 3:09pm.

she's definitely not you, madge. she can actually sing.
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Damnnn?..Let the games begin!

Have none of you figured out by now that Lady CaCa has no talent and also has no problems with running off with other people's talent?

She's self-taught on the piano and has the drive and ambition to make it in the industry, but for some reason she takes the easy way out and copies other people's success.

MadgesVadge's picture

Well I love this, except for the fact that Madonna had to get permission to use Born This Way, which tells me Gaga approved this and they're both sitting back laughing at all the bank they're making.

I especially love the transition into She's Not Me. Pretty brilliant.

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Get it in Madge.. throw that reductive tucked bitch under the bus!

westward ho's picture

she's definitely not you, madge. she can actually sing.

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but, then again, what do i know?

AfroBanger's picture

I'm a fan of Madonna and Lady Gaga, but I do think that Madge needs to have a damn seat. It's not like Lady Gaga has never paid her homage, so why is she so damn ill about the chick? Also, Madonna needs to stop making music and focus on other shit. She had her time in the spotlight, now let some of these artists of the new generation have some fame and money. She's really starting to turn me off with her attacks on Gaga.

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yolie's picture

crazyinjapan:

Very good point about the two of them. I feel the same way about the concerts!

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yolie's picture

I really don't think those songs sound the same. I like them both, but I'm sick of Madonna's snob, British, bitchiness.

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crazyinjapan's picture

To me, the best songs off GaGa's last album were not the ones that were released as singles (with the exception of "Judas," which flopped). In fact, I felt the worst songs were released as singles, "Born This Way" being one of them. It's hard to take sides on this issue, though. I think GaGa is more musically talented than Madge; however Madge is quite the performer and icon. I would go see a Madonna concert just to see Madonna; I would go to a GaGa concert for the music. Hate her all you want, bitch can play piano, write songs, sing, and dance, which she does at every show (I mean except for the writing songs part, of course).

Few Words's picture

STFU madonna. You've been ripping people off your entire career

Bitch can dish it but can't take it.

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Tem's picture

I love them both. This shit is awesome.

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Submitted by PinkPostIt on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 11:50am.

CaCa also ripped off Ace of Base's, "Don't Turn Around" with her song, "Alejandro".

"Don't Turn Around" was originally recorded by Tina Turner and covered by several artists before AoB did it in a minor key. If she stole anything, it was the "synth" sound that was used by countless acts before them.

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Cat Scratch's picture

The more Madonna hates Gaga the more I love Madonna.

Listen, if you think Lady Gaga or any of these other pop stars don't have the same contempt for one another you don't know what you're talking about.

Lady Gaga goes on and on and on about how much she loves everyone and how everyone inspires her when in actuality she wakes up in a hot sweat every night having nightmares about not being more overdressed than anyone and not being the treasured artist she WISH she were.

And "hag" Madonna all you like, she doesn't offend me nearly as much as Steven Tyler types who are ten times worse.

WithinReason...'s picture

I'd like CaCa so much more if she'd ditch the "persona" and "gimmicky" outfits. One can be original, Lady Copy+Paste, please see: Leigh Bowery. On second thought, don't. You'll butcher his artistry! If she didn't do all that other stuff, I'd say, she's more talented that many out there. ;D

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MickeyHolland's picture

Obviously the concept of being the bigger person is foreign to her.

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Who are you calling silly cow?

I have mentioned this before, but years ago I saw Madonna in concert when I was in New York, and she lip sync'd over half the concert, and was called out for it in the New York press.

Personally, at this stage, I can tolerate Gaga a hell of a lot more than Madonna.

KillBilly's picture

Lady Cut & Paste finally is being put in place by one of the many artist she xeroxs from.

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Submitted by guest on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 12:22pm.
Someone...angeleye...linked this to me yesterday...Madonna & LG on snl. LOL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgCgAxnulOY&feature=youtu.be

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LMAO Guest, thanks for reposting that clip. Lady Gaga needs to face away from the camera *always*, she looks great from the back. Madge is good on both sides. Love the blond guy - "Behaaaaave Beaotches!" HAHAHAHA

Nothing Madge does is left to chance, she knows how to give the finger and still come out laughing! ;p

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KillBilly's picture

I seriously thought all the comments

DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

IF, I agree. If anyone of them were to last it'd be Gaga. As weird as she is, she stays in the spotlight and everyone is constantly looking to see what she'll do next, much like Madonna. I actually enjoy her music and all she stands for.

And Zomay, I agree. Madonna is greedy. At least Caca is out there speaking for gay rights and gives proceeds from concerts to non-profit organizations.

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cripbabe's picture

they're both tired hags (and I'm fucking older than Madge, so I KNOW the hag game), but the old broad here gets two snaps up in a big-ass circle for that bitch burn!

IrishFury's picture

I think Madonna has a great voice, esp. being so active on the stage. These new pop divas like Katy Perry and Rihanna don't have half the style and professionalism as Madonna, nor a better voice.
Team Maddie on this one!

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zomay's picture

They both can kiss my round ass. If Madonna was giving the proceeds of this hoveround tour to food banks or some shit like that, I would feel differently. She has a zillion dollars and is still asking for overpriced tickets. Whatever. I'm sure someone will tell me to stfu.

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Haha Guest. That is great!

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