You’d think that Kim Kardashian would be grateful to the airlines for always breaking the “all beasts over 20lbs must fly in cargo” for her family by letting them fly in the first class cabin, but apparently she isn’t and has accused British Airways of snatching irreplaceable shit from her checked-in luggage. I guess Kim’s duffel bag ass was already overstuffed, because that’s usually where she keeps all her most valuable items (examples: a back-up rubber face, the heart of a virgin goat in case her creator Lucifer unexpectedly shows up to ask demand another sacrifice, etc..). After a flight from France, Kim opened up her bag and was so shocked and whoreified to find some of her shit missing that she was Tweeted (via DM) about it. The bitch who has no shame shamed British Airways for allegedly stealing from her:
Very disappointed in British Airways for opening my luggage & taking some special items of mine!Some things are sentimental ¬ replaceable
What happened to the days when you could lock your bags! We need to get back to that. There’s no sense of security & no trust!
Shame on you
Buuuuut watching a little Keeping Up With The Kardashians will make me smile! Tune into E tonight at the new time of 9/8c!
Hmmm… I wonder what happened to those days? THIS DUMB BITCH. But leave it to Kim to turn a “woe is me” moment into an opportunity to whore her shit show out. Pimp Mama Kris teaches her hos well.
We shouldn’t assume that Kim is just setting shit up for her sex tape with Kanye to eventually leak, because I refuse to believe those two sex on each other. They tried once, but they kept fighting over who gets to be on bottom so they can themselves in the ceiling mirror. I’m guessing that one of the valuable items stolen from Kim’s luggage was the perfume necklace full of Ray-J’s piss she takes wherever she goes. Kim dabs a little on her body to remember where her fame came from. Bitch is sentimental like that.