Kim Kartrashian Accuses British Airways Of Stealing "Sentimental" Crap From Her Luggage
You'd think that Kim Kardashian would be grateful to the airlines for always breaking the "all beasts over 20lbs must fly in cargo" for her family by letting them fly in the first class cabin, but apparently she isn't and has accused British Airways of snatching irreplaceable shit from her checked-in luggage. I guess Kim's duffel bag ass was already overstuffed, because that's usually where she keeps all her most valuable items (examples: a back-up rubber face, the heart of a virgin goat in case her creator Lucifer unexpectedly shows up to ask demand another sacrifice, etc..). After a flight from France, Kim opened up her bag and was so shocked and whoreified to find some of her shit missing that she was Tweeted (via DM) about it. The bitch who has no shame shamed British Airways for allegedly stealing from her:
Very disappointed in British Airways for opening my luggage & taking some special items of mine!Some things are sentimental ¬ replaceable
What happened to the days when you could lock your bags! We need to get back to that. There's no sense of security & no trust!
Shame on you
Buuuuut watching a little Keeping Up With The Kardashians will make me smile! Tune into E tonight at the new time of 9/8c!
Hmmm... I wonder what happened to those days? THIS DUMB BITCH. But leave it to Kim to turn a "woe is me" moment into an opportunity to whore her shit show out. Pimp Mama Kris teaches her hos well.
We shouldn't assume that Kim is just setting shit up for her sex tape with Kanye to eventually leak, because I refuse to believe those two sex on each other. They tried once, but they kept fighting over who gets to be on bottom so they can themselves in the ceiling mirror. I'm guessing that one of the valuable items stolen from Kim's luggage was the perfume necklace full of Ray-J's piss she takes wherever she goes. Kim dabs a little on her body to remember where her fame came from. Bitch is sentimental like that.
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oh, and if the sentimental crap was any sort of produce or food item, they would have taken it. you just can't bring whatever you want between countries.
first of all, the airlines would never go through her luggage. the french version of tsa and our tsa would. they would also include a note saying they had been through her bag.
she is also allowed to lock her luggage. to think she can't is retarded. perhaps what she lost wasn't really there in the first place.
Let me guess... they confiscated the bottles of Ray J's piss she takes baths in.
It's always drama with this attention whore. I wish she'd just disappear...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
This piece of trash always has her mouth open & ready to receive! What a whore!
Submitted by zomay on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 2:42pm.
Wouldn't it be hilarious if they went to all this trouble to leak a sex tape, and someone accidentally got chewed gun on the disk and ruined it before anyone could see it?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Once again, an open orifice at the ready.
I'm trying to figure out the mentality of someone who pathologically tweets/instagrams/press releases her every queef for the benefit of mankind. However, I'm more fascinated by the psychological makeup of her "fans". That somewhere on Earth there are entities (I can't really classify them as human) who worship her like some kind of ancient Mesopotamian mother-goddess and are prepared to defend her (ha!) honor is a mystery that will probably be studied in pop culture college courses in the far future.
What will our descendants think of us, besides being disgusted that their ancestors spent more time tracking ciphers like this in tabloids, rather than following the prevalent issues of days in actual broadsheet newspapers (those that still exist)?
Ugh this ho again. I totally buy it though if the theft happened in France (where she left from). The postal system there is corrupt as hell (most anyone who ships internationally knows this), it wouldn't surprise me if their airport security/bag handlers were the same.
Awwww, did they steal the first strap-on she pegged Kanye with? Terrible, just terrible.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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Someone, please, stop them! The K's epitomize everything wrong with today's Hollywood culture.
"Whatever happened to....." a time when useless, fat sluts didn't get famous for nothing other than being a corpse getting peed on in a homemade porn film? That's the better question, Kim.
Anyone bloated and gassy from yesterday? Is it just me?
Submitted by Hockey fan on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 2:17pm.
I'm just generally suspicious of those who claim knowledge and can't even spell.
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Yup, seems to me that if you want to convince errbody of yer smartfulness, you might outa check yer spelling and grammar aforin you hit that post coment buton.
Can we please stop talking about internal lady parts turning inside out and/or falling out of one's body in the Walmart? And fistulae! Please?
I do like the idea of talking British today though, yes, let's do that! I enjoy using fancy-schmancy spelling, 'cause it impresses the neighbours(!) and makes people think you are a high class slut and all.
*scratches ass, sniffs fingertips*
Quite.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 1:34pm.
@ agirl...Sis? :O
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LOL! I bet lots of grannies say that to their granddaughters!
The sentimental crap was probably the leftover scraps of her old nose holes.
Who's the hot piece behind her???
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I don't like you, but if I did I'd tell you that hair was a mistake
Thumbs up if it's a Reggie Bush sextape about to be released. Throw a gallon of bleach in my eyes if it turns out to be Doofus Humphries or Kanye. Blech.
"You'd think that Kim Kardashian would be grateful to the airlines for always breaking the "all beasts over 20lbs must fly in cargo" for her family by letting them fly in the first class cabin"
I love you Michael K!!!
How many pics are there out of satan here with her mouth open, ready to suck a dick? She can't control it anymore, it's such a habit - her mouth just ... falls open ... at odd times. Wouldn't be surprised if during an interview she falls to her knees - even if the reporter ho is female - she can't help it! Trashian stands up, brushes herself off, "Oh, sorry. Don't know what came over me there! Ha ha ha" - and then falls back down to her knees again, mouth open. F-ing miracle she gets any interviews done at all.
Agree with MK and all the others calling this some manufactured, stunt drama dogshit.
Sex tape or whatever the other shoe is going to fall on this shit for sure.
This is just the fake first act.
:D
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Worrying is using your imagination
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Ha Jack! No naked Kanye. Please God I pray to thee, please protect us innocent earthlings from this potential nightmare. Archangel Michael please destroy their sex tape with your sword of justice. Amen
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Worrying is using your imagination
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anyway still can't get over how cheap and short she looked on her wedding day nice fashion sense "princess" ha ha ha ha ha
Submitted by zomay on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 2:30pm.
Like Michael K has already said, I smell a "leaked/ stolen" sex romp tape countdown in 5...4...3...2...
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This is great... I think you may be on to something.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
You're welcome MJT!
Pediatricians oviously don't care for women after childbirth, only the babies.
Anyway, I wasn't trying to start a vadge war, although old agea and BABIES!!!!! are main causes for prolapse!
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Dark-sided!
oh dear, perhaps the net worth has taken a hit? I mean, flying COMMERCIAL???
*insert bloodcurdling screams followed by massive eyerolls*
I thought she was hoin' and trickin' all these years so she can fly private for the rest of her life.
Boohoo. Go suck on a urinal cake cumdumpster.
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Submitted by Hockey fan on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 2:17pm.
I'm just generally suspicious of those who claim knowledge and can't even spell. Typos, sure. I've done it, everyone has. But like my GF says, "you can graduate last in your class and still be a doctor/veterinarian/PEADiatrician."
The most imbeciles I've ever met in my life I met at university. With that said, at worst Versailles made a typo, so here's to your null point.
Like Michael K has already said, I smell a "leaked/ stolen" sex romp tape countdown in 5...4...3...2...
Please, please, PLEASE LET KANYE BE FULLY CLOTHED. AND PLEASE REFRAIN FROM NUMBER 1 AND NUMBER 2 FUN.
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Worrying is using your imagination
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*checking my Encyclopaedia Brittanica*
AE and OE (smushed together in proper typeface) are common over dere. They're called ligatures cuz they're tied together.
Point to whomever is claiming to be a children's doctor (not entirely clear from the thread).
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 2:14pm.
How the fuck does shit go from a fucking Kardashian thread to blown out pussies and the correct spelling of CHILD DOCTOR?!!
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Jack, honey, this is Dlisted. You know better than anyone how we can take one subject and completely twist it into some horrific monstrous other subject. Get back on the wagon, mister!
First rule of checked baggage: Don't check anything of sentimental or real value. (I hope it was a laptop full of R. Bush pron and it ends up on The Sun.)
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 2:06pm.
Submitted by Hockey fan on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 1:58pm.
Submitted by Versailles on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 1:51pm.
Iris fury, uterine prolapse has to do with pregnancy. Nothing to do whatsoever with c-section or vaginal birth. I am a peadiatrician.
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....who can't spell "pediatrician"?
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Actually, "paediatrician" is an acceptable spelling. It *could* just be a typo.
However, I'm generally suspicious of people who claim a job title/area of expertise on the internet and fail to back it up with sources and, y'know, expertise.
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I'm just generally suspicious of those who claim knowledge and can't even spell. Typos, sure. I've done it, everyone has. But like my GF says, "you can graduate last in your class and still be a doctor/veterinarian/PEADiatrician."
Sentimental crap? Seriously? Was it her unwashed diaphragm?
NEW POST PLEASE.
jack, the blown out pussy connection I get, but the spelling of pediatrician.....no.
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Submitted by guest on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 2:12pm.
Sucky is dlisted's official doctor...let's ask him.
Hahaha!! Not to mention vagina aficionado.
Nothing quite like collapsing vaginas to put me right off my dinner.
How the fuck does shit go from a fucking Kardashian thread to blown out pussies and the correct spelling of CHILD DOCTOR?!!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 1:46pm.
<"Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 1:41pm.">
Tell her to get a moistened wash cloth or cloth and roll it up and put it up there. You know what pioneer women used to used in the 20s and 30s to hold the uterus up there? Little clay pots. Is you friend near the Garden supplies?
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My legs are never opening.
It's actually amazing what kind of obstetric problems women lived with in the past, that you really have to search for to find information on.
Apparently obstetric fistulae were a huge problem in developed countries before an American doctor (performing dozens of operations, without anaesthesia, on local slaves) figured out how to solve some of them:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Hospital-River-Story-Hope/dp/1854246739
Hey, y'all brought it up...
*plans how to get up with legs fused together*
That's okay. Call it even. She's been stealing the brain cells of our youth for years.
Sucky is dlisted's official doctor...let's ask him.
In Versailles defense, 'paediatrician' (inspired by paedophilia?) looks more posh.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 2:08pm.
JHC you whores. It is simply the british or imo correct spelling. Calm the fuck down.
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ROTFLMAO
Colour me calm.
(See what I did there?)
I'm unclear what a paediatrician's role is with prolapsing vaginas, given that a paediatrician specialises in children and I'm not sure it is a routine complaint for them.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 2:02pm.
http://www.tmz.com/2012/05/29/kim-kardashian-publicist-lax-cop-autograph...
another example of this fat ass's fat head! he should have been "keeping her safe"? From WHAT? he is AIRPORT POLICE! And he told this bitch that! HA!
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What a dumb cunt her handler is!
Who in the fuck do these Kardashian swine think they are?
God, the Zombie Apocalypse, December 2012, Armageddon, whatever, cannot happen soon enough if people like the Kardashians are going to remain in the limelight.