Wednesday, May 30th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 29th!
"Twins?!? Anne, Geddes out of here!" - BaconSlut
Runners-up:
At their wedding Justin Bieber exclaims to Selena:
"I just knew you were lying about where babies come from!" - Vern
David Silver cannot believe that so much plastic surgery caused Megan Fox to give birth to Cabbage Patch twins. - dfanintheD
Yes Jennifer, they do come with an adoption certificate. No Jennifer, he won't marry you. - nili
via Sad and Useless (Thanks, Kat)
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Danka, MK and all! Big congrats to the fellow co-winners!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Congrats and lmao errbody!! Veeeeeeeern♥
Thanks MK and everyone!
Congrats witty hookers!
*peeks inside Whammy's Hammy, finds bacon :)*
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
WHAT?????????????? I thought pgdifs100 on Tue, 05/29/2012 - 9:26pm was the best one!!!
Congrats, LMAO BACON SLUT!
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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?
Hahaha congrats guys!
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Way to go guys! VERNY BABY!!! yeahhhhhh!!
*waves banana hammock at Verny
Congrats everybody!
OURMISSCunt - per the inimitable suckandfuck, 12-23-11.
LOL Bacon!
Ha Ha to the winner. I knew Anne Geddes had to win this. My favorite cartoon is a drawing of Anne Geddes holding an upside down baby in one arm and a glue gun in the other.
And then there's this from The Onion with the story "Anne Geddes Is Losing Her Mind":
http://o.onionstatic.com/images/articles/article/8875/Anne-Geddes_jpg_63...
I really like this blog is a great pleasure to read something new and interesting.
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KATY PERRY DIDNT LIE WHEN SHE SAID SHE'S READY FOR BABIES...
Angie finally relents and gives Brad back his nards as a wedding gift.
"Oh girl, thank God! The babies are here and I didn't have to put it in".
bacon, glad.you.saw. YES, tomorrow's a new hook. A big hello to you. Love your sendoffs every day btw! hahaha Night! ;p
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Submitted by fleawatch on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 12:00am.
"Now that Skeletor is dressing in drag with the twins"
so you're just going to drop that on us without a link?!
ETA: that comments not just a caption for the photo, it HAS to be real. pleasepleaseplease
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
@WR
Didn't mean to cut out so abruptly. I got up from my desk to finish din din and one of my knees had other plans. Ice and the couch have been keeping me busy!
Gotta finish the kitteh chores and call it a night.
Tomorrow is a new hooke...I mean, day! :D
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Now that Skeletor is dressing in drag with the twins, J Lo's sole custody should be a cinch!.
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Where you been?! HiHiHiHiHiHiHi! ;P
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Final clarification:
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Why Betty Rubble, we're just about to renew our vows and NOW you tell me you've been fucking the Great Gazoo?
It's official: Anne Geddes is OUT OF IDEAS.
This health conscience couple made sure to only serve white meat at their wedding reception.
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I see Selena arranged for two sparring partners to help LesBeaver with his left hook.
Authentic Irish twins.
I prefer this alternative ending to "Bridesmaids".
He never knew he was literally tossing her salad every time they made nookie in the cabbage patch.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
Leaked stills from Breaking Dawn: Part II will be sure to drive millions of Twihards into a frenzy over cabbages in grocery stores all over the world.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
Katie: Bet I can still spook you.
Tom: No way.
[she whispers in his ear}
Tom: Twin Thetans? Twin Thetans?
[to everyone]
Tom: Twin Thetans! Barley water on the house!
Given the plates, she should have opted for a C-Section.......
Angie had the perfect engagement gift for Brad... adopt Cabbage Patch Kids from an organic French farm. Who knew you could adopt pretentious?
In retrospect her new husband's incessant wedding day voguing should have set off her gaydar.
Yes Jennifer, they do come with an adoption certificate. No Jennifer, he won't marry you.
People Magazine paid 57 million dollars for the exclusive first pictures of Brangelina's wedding and newly adopted children Iceberg Lettuce Jolie-Pitt and Cabbage Patch Jolie-Pitt.
How they REALLY pick the winner for Celebrity Apprentice!
"I DO, ps I am on the rag so pick which cabbage you want to fuck tonight!"
While filming the Elizabeth Taylor movie, Lindsay kept asking "how much coke do you think I can hide in two heads of cabbage?"
RPatz just can't believe it! KStew is smiling.
After hearing about Jen's affinity for Cabbage Patch Kids Angelina decided to one-up her by adopting the the real thing right before the wedding.
David Silver cannot believe that so much plastic surgery caused Megan Fox to give birth to Cabbage Patch twins.
To Taco Bell or Toca Bowl. That is the question.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Still not as magical as the Rojo/Nixon wedding.