Don’t worry, one will have many offspring but the other will have zero, so it balances out. – GingeMinge
Russell Brand’s final attempt to win Katy Perry over again – bunny mind control. – sthhwrd
Due to the low budget for “Signs 2,” Mel Gibson and Joaquin Phoenix had to be replaced. – Rosemary Young
The Illumaniti’s secret photo of Blue Ivy’s birth parents. – daisy100
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