Since Terry Richardson is obviously Tyler Shields’ idol, he needs a signature theme, because Terry has a signature theme (yes, cumming on the faces of barely legal models is a theme). Tyler’s signature is butchering overpriced luxury items and as those of you who watched the most recent episode of Mrs. Eastwood & Company (alternate title: The “Why Are You Letting This Happen, Clint? WHYYY?!” Show) know, he took pictures of his girlfriend Francesca Eastwood destroying a $100,000 Birkin bag with a chainsaw and fire. Since I can fart into a glove and call it art, Tyler is also calling this art and some bitches just don’t understand HIGH ART like this.
After Tyler posted the pictures of Francesca destroying the Birkin bag on his site, bitches sent her death threats on Twitter, because that’s reasonable. TMZ posted a few of the dingles of hate that were thrown at Clint’s 19-year-old daughter:
— “Some of us actually have to work and live check 2 check, spoiled rotten bitch to burn 100k bag.”
— “You’re a stupid whore. How fucking dumb can you be.”
— “You should kill urself, ungrateful bitch – wasted money when families can’t eat.”
This is just a cycle of dumb bitch fuckery and how did it come to this?
How did it come to dumb bitches spending $100,000 on a stupid purse that isn’t made of Prince Hot Ginge’s pubes and unicorn placenta and signed by Lisa Frank herself?
How did it come to dumb bitches wasting their keystrokes by sending someone death threats on Twitter for butchering a bag that is probably a fake anyway?
How did it come to me knowing that Francesca’s stepmother Dina Eastwood took her to shop at Marshall’s to teach her that you don’t need to spend thousands of dollars on a nice purse, because I actually watched this episode of the tragic piece of boring shit that is Mrs Eastwood & Company?
The last one is the saddest one, I know.