Monday, May 28th 2012

Presenting Mrs. & Mrs. ROJO CALIENTE!!!

Duchess Kate and Prince William's tiny little vow exchange in that small church has been knocked down to the second most important royal wedding of this century now that Rojo Caliente and her ginger queen are married! Even though I haven't even seen one picture from the ceremony and they could've gotten married in the break room of a Subaru dealership for all I know, I can still say this it was the most beautiful and greatest wedding of all-time! I was going to pour a little ginger beer in my morning coffee anyway, but now I have a real reason to do so. Cynthia Nixon's rep tells People that after being engaged for 3 years, she can now say the words millions of people wish they could say, Rojo Caliente is her lawfully wedded wife!

"On May 27, 2012, Cynthia Nixon and her girlfriend, Christine Marinoni, were legally married in the state of New York. Nixon wore a custom dress by Carolina Herrera."

Cynthia's rep says "On May 27, 2012 Cynthia Nixon and her girlfriend, Rojo Caliente, were legally married" but I say, "On May 27, 2012 the sanctity of marriage got a ginger breath of life!!!!!!"

This is the reason why the sun shines on all of us in NYC today. Not because there's no clouds or anything. But because the humanized form of one its rays, Rojo Caliente, married the woman she loves. Congingerlations to our new reigning ginger gayelle queens and my favorite couple next to vodka and soda. This news calls for a soundtrack!

Posted by: Michael K


chlyn's picture

I always supposed that one of the couple identifies with the masculine role and the other with the feminine.
(...the photo shown is not their wedding photo.)

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Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees on Mon, 05/28/2012 - 10:53am.

I'm happy for them, but I don't get why some gayelle couples marry with one wearing a tux and the other one wearing a dress. Is it supposed to be ironic? Doesn't it reinforce stereotypes and gender expectations in a backwards way? I say marriage equality for all--but the fashion statement is totally lost on me.
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That's a very good point.It's almost like saying: gays can get married but there is a catch-keep fashion choices traditional. One must look like a woman and the other must look like a man.

chlyn's picture

OMG, what a nice surprise!

Albatross's picture

Congrats to them. Hope they have many years of happiness together.

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Lawrence's picture

I didn't know Christine was Rojo's birth name. If I ever ran into them at Home Depot I would have said "Oh Hello Rojo & Cindy". Probably get a beat down and it would be worth it.

WithinReason...'s picture

GG, I ♥ that little chubby face. I wanna pinch them cheeks softly hheehe You're so lucky, those baby hubby photos sound cute!

Too bad Rojo-Nixon TMZ wedding pictures haven't leaked yet - weren't the helicopters called in!??

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Gardening Girl's picture

WR, you should have seen my husbands baby pics - like a little keebler elf!

WithinReason...'s picture

Little_rascal and GG, keeping it real Whamo! You're gonna have to do something drastic to impress those chickies!

OnT: We need more ginger baby pics <3333

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Gardening Girl's picture

If you're alone in the office this is a great time to put your naked ass on the property of people you're not fond of...:D

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Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 05/28/2012 - 11:26am.

Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 05/28/2012 - 11:23am.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 05/28/2012 - 11:09am.

Whamo, by all means unbutton... don't let us interrupt you
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LOL, why YOU perv YOU!!!

*unbuttons pants*
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*points and laughs*
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LMAO...BURN!!!

Gardening Girl's picture

Go photo copy your sausage and eggs on the copy machine!!! leave em around town on your way home!

snuffy's picture

Awwww hurray for them! Until I bag me a Joan Holloway or Prince Harry, they can hold the Hottest Ginge Couple title proudly :)

WithinReason...'s picture

Lol Whamo, get a hold of yourself sir HAHAHA you are at work! ;p

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TexnDoc's picture

Carolina Herrera is pure class. The anti-Kunty. No ridiculousness from her.

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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 05/28/2012 - 11:23am.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 05/28/2012 - 11:09am.

Whamo, by all means unbutton... don't let us interrupt you
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LOL, why YOU perv YOU!!!

*unbuttons pants*
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*points and laughs*

little_rascal's picture

Congrats to Cynthia and Rojo and to their adorable ginge baby son!

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 05/28/2012 - 11:09am.

Whamo, by all means unbutton... don't let us interrupt you
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LOL, why YOU perv YOU!!!

*unbuttons pants*

Tux with boobs? Yeah, that works.
Whatever, happy for these two gayelles.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 05/28/2012 - 10:27am.

COngrats! If they could have babies can you IMAGINE the ginger coming off that kid!?!
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They DO have a GINGE baby and Rojo was the one to give birth!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2119058/Cynthia-Nixon-shows...

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Whamo, by all means unbutton... don't let us interrupt you... Hehehehe there should be another way to say "double post" Way too much DP'ing around here!!!

MK, love the hats! lol

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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 05/28/2012 - 11:03am.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 05/28/2012 - 10:41am.

I LOVE TO DP!
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My pants seem to be getting a bit tight in the crotchoidal region:P

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HI KIKICHANELCONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 05/28/2012 - 10:41am.

I LOVE TO DP!
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My pants seem to be getting a bit tight in the crotchoidal region:P

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Was MK the maid of honor or something?

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I'm happy for them, but I don't get why some gayelle couples marry with one wearing a tux and the other one wearing a dress. Is it supposed to be ironic? Doesn't it reinforce stereotypes and gender expectations in a backwards way? I say marriage equality for all--but the fashion statement is totally lost on me.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

Why ruin a good thing?

D.R.'s picture

I'm happy for them, and for Michael K, too. :)

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"Congingerlations!" HAHAHA! MK, you kill me.

Good for them. Love, happiness, health and all that ginger jazz.
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I'll give them 5 years, then Cynthia goes back to dick.

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Migraine Sally's picture

Mazel Tov! This is lovely news. They seem like a very happy and loving couple. I hope they have many more happy years.

Bigbendy's picture

Congrats to the beautiful couple. YOLO!

Hekki's picture

Mazel tov! And a sincere wish for a happy lifetime together.

I adore these two and I hope they last forever and ever.

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 05/28/2012 - 10:41am.

I LOVE TO DP!
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EC, leave a little mystery! Come on girl.

WithinReason...'s picture

Congratulations to Rojo and Cynthia!! To MK's Ginger wedding of the century!! *puts flowers in hair* *takes shoes off* *raises glass* hehehehe ;D

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 05/28/2012 - 10:41am.

I LOVE TO DP!

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Not the smartest thing to say when both Jack and Whamo are in the vicinity at the same time. Just sayin'.

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I LOVE TO DP!

These two bore me.

Gardening Girl's picture

COngrats! If they could have babies can you IMAGINE the ginger coming off that kid!?!

tojo's picture

Good for them, congrats!

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Vern's picture

Exactly Whamster!

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

humans_off_earth_now's picture

Love love LOVE it! Rojo and Cyn ruleth! No celeb spouse has EVER rocked the fuck-you frump like Rojo!

Also too - marriage equality everywhere NOW!

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Dirk Diggler's picture

Congrats to Cynthia & Christine!

Awww . . . Congrats!

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Submitted by Vern on Mon, 05/28/2012 - 10:11am.

Take THAT Brangelina!

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LOL, no shit, no fucking around no making statements and changing then every 2 months, just fucking get er done and move on like normal fucking people!!!

christine the hoff's picture

good for them. many happy years!

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Whamo's picture

Man they seem like such an odd couple, power to em I guess, they've been together for as long as they have and if that's what they wanted to do then what the hell.

mike's picture

Congrats to them.

Vern's picture

Mazel Tov!

Take THAT Brangelina!

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Dog's picture

Katy bar the damn door. Give me a break!

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