Hot Slut Of The Day!

May 28, 2012 / Posted by:

The Beer Can Popsicle! My stat counter tells me that 99.9% of you are lying on a lounge chair in your backyard preparing to put yourself in a deep Cool Whip, hot dog and sweet nectar-induced coma. No, that doesn’t mean that only members of the Spears family read my ass. That means it’s Memorial Day! If you’re like me, then you’ll spend your Memorial Day getting drunk on beer and sugar with your family on a grassy lawn in the crackhead park near your apartment. But sometimes holding a paper bag-wrapped beer can in one hand and a sugary popsicle in the other is HARD work. That’s why the beer can popsicle from Diablo Royale restaurant in NYC was invented! It’s beer and a popsicle in one so you just have to strain one hand. Or you can do what I do, lie face up and stick the beer can popsicle in your mouth and let it naturally melt down into your throat tunnel. That’s the American way!

via Urban Daddy

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