Don't Fuck With The Lesbeaver
Someone's balls finally dropped! And all it took was getting his Target junior miss stripey sock being exposed! Justin Bieber is supposedly wanted for assault. It's like you just read Lindsay Lohan is wanted for her acting abilities! A member of the paparazzi has learned that you don't get in front of Hilary Swank's car without paying the price. That price being hearing damage from an angry falsetto voice squeaking at you, and possibly your t-shirt being untucked after a gangly youth "came at you, bro."
TMZ sez that Justin was with his abuser Selena Gomez at a mall in Calabasa, CA when a photog wouldn't move aside from in front of his car. Bieber puffed up his...gaucho pants with the paisley bandana accents(?)...exited his car and put the Heisman on that ho. The pap called the po-po, but Bonnie and Clyde 2012 (Mary Lay Latourneu and Villi Edition) had already fled the scene.
The "victim" was unable to use his camera anymore due to chest pains (and the dollar signs obscuring his eyes) so he was taken to a hospital, treated and released. The cops are calling it a misdemeanor battery and looking to question Bieber. You know he's walking around the kitchen all shaky, regaling his bodyguards and family with the story of how he beat that guy's ass, while Selena frowns and wonders why she's hanging around with his androgyny when she could be having a train run on her by One Direction. Way manlier.
Witnesses at the scene say that a guy claiming he was an attorney came out of the crowd after Bieber left, and urged the injured party to file a complaint and ride in an ambulance because there could be cash involved. Always trust legal counsel whose client base consists of people he met on curbs.
This coud be some Legend Of Billie Jean shit. Go on the run, Bieber. You've got her haircut already.
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Submitted by bigorexia on Mon, 05/28/2012 - 8:28am.
I have ZERO sympathy for the celebrities who call paparazzi to come and take staged pictures of them on the beach in bikinis one week, and the next week they are crying about privacy.
Britney Spears, for instance, has enough money to be able to stay the fuck out of the public eye if she wanted; but privacy won't help sell her shitty songs now will it?
Ummm is he missing a shoe? And how embarrassing to get assaulted by Justin Bieber.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 05/28/2012 - 8:24am.
Morning ESE! ; )
This is just like yesterday's Gaga story in that I hate both parties involved. I can't stand Bieber or the paps.
Fuck this little entitled bastard! Interesting how when he has a shit song to promote (or his alleged heterosexuality with that Gomez skag to promote), the presence of the paps is just fine and dandy. Maybe he needs to fuck off back to obscurity if his widdle life has gotten so hard.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 05/28/2012 - 8:23am.
As a general rule, paparazzi should be shot dead on sight.
However, if a celebrity genuinely wants to stay OUT of the public eye it is very possible to do so. There are plenty celebrities that no one ever sees or hears from unless they have shit to do. The attention whores among them are the ones that usually end up in situations like this - case in point: this asshole and his big-nosed girlfriend.
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This is not strictly true. People just want to read about certain celebrities (for whatever reason) and these celebrities get hounded more than anyone - Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears. This phenomenon didn't really exist until post-2000, so they could never have understood that 30 people would be following them non-stop when they chose to enter the entertainment business. And at that point they couldn't just say "leave me alone". The paps couldn't care less about their descent into drug abuse, mental problems and possibly death. They are shit people.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 05/28/2012 - 8:22am.
Hmmm, but aren't we all posting on web sites that use these pap photos?
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you watch your tone!... there will be no logic using today, you!... HA!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
As a general rule, paparazzi should be shot dead on sight.
However, if a celebrity genuinely wants to stay OUT of the public eye it is very possible to do so. There are plenty celebrities that no one ever sees or hears from unless they have shit to do. The attention whores among them are the ones that usually end up in situations like this - case in point: this asshole and his big-nosed girlfriend.
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Hmmm, but aren't we all posting on web sites that use these pap photos?
Paps are like maggots. If I was hounded by them I know I would eventually lose my shit too.
I'm torn. I hate Bieber (what the fuck is going on with his shoes in that pic? Do they even match?), but I agree that if someone stands in front of my car, preventing me from driving away, i'd turn that shit into a Lifetime movie in heartbeat and run their asses down. From what I've seen on TV, there's sometimes hordes of paps surrounding a celebs car, on the hood, etc. flashing a camera in their face and making it impossible to leave. I would warn a photog once to get their picture and leave, more than that, and consider your foot run over. Plus, Bieber was already at an obscure locale. It's not like he was on attention-starved Robertson Blvd or smthg.
These paps deserve whatever shit they get. They have no respect for the people they stalk and harrass non-stop. Seriously. Just shoot the fuckers. And make it legal.
Either Bieber hit a growth spurt or that pap is really short. Bieber still looks very femme in the face, though.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
— Haruki Murakami
ya gotta be kidding me... a five year old could beat the ever living shit out of this guy!... if anyone got "assaulted" by this cheeseball, and didn't break his cutesy nose, they deserve ridicule, not a lawsuit settlement!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
For once in my life I have to side with Stripe Sock fearless leader of of the Lezbeavers. These Paps are up you ass 24 / 7 and like all of us sometimes you're just not in the mood to be fucked with. So will say it goes with the territory and I say BS to that, nobody should have people taking pictures of them inside their own homes by people with telephoto lenses taking pictures from 1/4 mile away!
Having said that...LOOK AT THIS DIP SHIT, he dresses like a fucking 14 year old lesbian
I think it should be legal to run over Bieber.
Aren't those the same socks the Wicked witch of the East wore when she got hit by a house?
Oh and boo fucking hoo, I make millions BUT paps follow me everywhere! I just can't have any privacy! Waaaaah!
Geez, the problems of celebs!
Bieber has become quite the little asshole.
I hate these kinds of paps. I think they should be run over - and I think it should be legal if they stand in front of your car to prevent you from going anywhere. SCUM.
HA! Gauchos.
Nothing says "I am a hard ass!" quite like stripy socks.