You Might Want To Log Out Of Twitter: Ashton And Demi Possibly Back Together
Demi Moore recovered from her Whip-Its overdose. Ashton Kutcher realized he made mistakes. They both privately realized that the interest over his cheating, their split, and her meltdown had faded AND SOMETHING NEEDED TO BE DONE. So they're giving off signs that they're getting back together. Hopefully Twitter knows enough to slit UP its wrists and not across.
Radar says that @aplusk and the former @mrskutcher attended the birthday party of one of their Kabbalah leaders, Rabbi Yehuda Berg. While there, they shared an "emotional 60-second embrace". Come now. Demi was just searching his pockets to see if he was holding, and Ashton was just dry-humping. Dude will stick his goofy dick anywhere. Apparently, they chatted for awhile and Demi was said to be staring at him like "a love-sick puppy". We can all sign off on the "sick" part.
During the party, guests stood up to speak about how awesome the rabbi is (sounds like a good time) and Ashton is said to have started regretting shit when he got up.
Ashton gave a speech at Kabbalah Rabbi Yehuda Berg’s 40th birthday party and teared up when he said “I’ve made all these horrendous mistakes in the last year.”
A guest at the party said “Ashton’s voice started to break as he spoke. He just fell into tears. He sat down to a round of applause while Demi just looked frozen.”
The "mistakes" he was talking about include fucking a slut on his sixth anniversary without having her sign a NDA first, and not being there to Tweet pics of Demi seizing after Redi-Whip overpowered her. Demi wasn't "frozen", that's just her face.
If they DO get back together, can Ashton handle the bathroom bikini photoshoot duties this time? Sit down, Ma.
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Jintess, I'd be shocked. Only because I am shocked anytime anyone is dating Tater Head.
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And you decorated my life, created a world where dreams are apart
And you decorated my life by painting your love all over my heart
You decorated my life
If this is true... I wipe my hands of both of them! (like they care).
Do not get the Kabbalah fascination.
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Either Ashton has major drug problems himself or he's extremely co-dependent. Either way, he should have sought therapy for himself to separate himself from this mess.
...just a side note, I wouldn't be shocked if Ashton and Rumer admitted they were dating. She's 23, he's 30. Not so unheard of (setting aside the ABSOLUTELY GROSS factor)
They have been spotted together as recently as a few days ago.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/21/ashton-kutcher-rumer-will_n_153...
Submitted by TexnDoc on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 10:55am.
Sounds like attending a Rabbi Kaballah party is very similar to being very drunk at 2 am and in the vicinity of a 24-hour Elvis Wedding Chapel in Vegas with the hooker you just met.
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Pretty much. "Kaballah" the "religion" is to REAL Judiasm as Fundamentalist Christians are to, say, Lutherans.
Not the same thing at all.
As for these two, didn't they have an "open" marriage? Wasn't she also culpable in having affairs with women? And why are they still in the same "congregation" with each other? These people are screwed up. Let them reunite. They deserve each other.
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
Ashton is such a self absorbed prick. I cannot stand him.
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And you decorated my life, created a world where dreams are apart
And you decorated my life by painting your love all over my heart
You decorated my life
Seriously, the dick cannot be that good?!
Yeah those red strings are supposed to protect you from the evil eye and that Kabbalah water is supposed to cleanse away impurities, you know like any other water. It's probably out of someone back garden tap.
How anyone could fall for such a ridiculous scam is beyond me. How fucking dumb and gullable people are.
Demi may have just looked frozen but she was actually crying buckets.
Rarely a good idea to get back with someone after a serious breakup. The exception might be young kids in the picture or a career boost.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Well, appearently any old trash can be a jew. I feel sorry for the Rabbie, it was his special day, after all.
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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?
Gross. If she takes him back after all that public humiliation, she is an idiot. Nice example to set for your daughters, Demi. NICE.
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And you decorated my life, created a world where dreams are apart
And you decorated my life by painting your love all over my heart
You decorated my life
So um, let me get this straight, asshole took the spotlight from the birthday guy and made it all about himself. Why am I not surprised?
And of course Demi stayed there stoic, she couldn't feel a thing any way. Percocet + botox = frozen face.
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Submitted by Jeanneee on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 11:10am.
I thought the Jews were supposed to be really picky about whom they allow to join their ranks?...
I think that's traditional Judaism. Kabbalah sounds like if you have enough money (funnily enough like CO$ in that regard) then they slap a red bracelet on your wrist and welcome you with open, money-grubbing arms. Don't they have their own brand of water that Madge carried around with her everywhere?
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
Fuck j Harvey, you deserve so much better than manhunt. Get off your fat ass ( your words, not mine) get some financial backing and start a blog...to complement dlisted, not compete.( just in case Michael k is reading)
These 2 are living proof that there really is one born every minute. She'll be back to whip it's soon enough.
Those Kaballists are crooks. They stole 15 million dollars from Vadge's Raising Malawi tax dodge/write off and spent it on luxury cars and holidays, what a pack off cunts.
Submitted by dementa on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 11:18am.
But does Kablahblah have anything like the "auditing" exercises that celebs have to do to spill secrets. Or is it more like "The Secret", that whatever you concentrate on hard enough you will get? I always wondered what Kaballah taught.
Totally agree about not asking attention whores to give a speech at your birthday party.
Good going Ashton, you made it all about you.
I know this story is probably false but oh the glorious snarking times we will have if these two get back together!
I'd like to start off the festivities with the observation that at the party, Demi clamped her dentures into her tweener toy and held on for life with the power of poly-grip.
wtf kind of speech is that to give at someone else's party? Whoever that dude is he needs better friends. No comment on these two except asston was probably just drunk and had a case of the "I love you man"s and she's a dumbass if she takes him back.
Submitted by Jeanneee on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 11:10am.
No no, these are the Kablablah people. They're like the pseudo-Jewish version of Scientology.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
They both act like 12-year-olds so they're perfect for each other!
I used to think Demi was goregous, blah blah blah, but she's just a desperate, pathetic 50-something trying to hold on to her youth, isn't she?
Ugh. He was just feeling temporarily remorseful and emotional due to the setting. Once back at his groovin' bachelor pad, Ashton definitely would have snapped out of it. No way, no how are they back together.
Gross.
Demi looked frozen because of the meds she was on, oxycontin, vicondin, elephant tranquilizers and that was before she got there.
as for Asstain, I just want to sit on his face and not in a good way.
I thought the Jews were supposed to be really picky about whom they allow to join their ranks?...
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
*blank look*
Whatever. I hate these two.
If this is true then Dummy is the living and breathing example of "there's no fool like an old fool".
I still laugh about the rehab due to whippets business.
Silly.
Sounds like attending a Rabbi Kaballah party is very similar to being very drunk at 2 am and in the vicinity of a 24-hour Elvis Wedding Chapel in Vegas with the hooker you just met.