Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This very clean-cut, and religious television actress might be highly opinionated about morality, but we shouldn’t judge her too harshly. She has a terrible pain-killer addiction she is struggling with. (BuzzFoto)
Patricia Heaton? But in Patricia Heaton's defense, she's the absolute WORST and so if I was Patricia Heaton, I too would shovel pills into my mouth hole until the back alley-iest of back alley pharmacists refused to serve me. Then I'd put on a truck costume, park myself at Abbott Labratories' loading dock and open my mouth as employees threw boxes of Vicodin into it. So yeah, Patricia Heaton totally has a valid excuse for being a pill gobbler.
This A-list star was having a boys-only gay bash in the late ’90s at his Hollywood Hills home when his then-wife (she’s now his ex) unexpectedly showed up at the front door. The actor’s bodyguard turned the Oscar-winning actress away because her hubby was busy hosting a slew of sexy young men! (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)
Tommy Girl and Nicole Kidman? Ah, the old days when Tommy wouldn't want his contract beard around while he ate the Thetans off of a boy butt. Nowadays, not only does Tommy want his beard wife at his man sex orgies, but he programs her to serve barley lube and butt beads shaped like L. Ron Hubbard's head to his guests. That truly is the secret to a long-lasting fake marriage.
So, this actress was A list. She was on top of the world and then got sucked into the lies of an A list movie actor and lost it all. Why? Because he was bored and placed a bet with crew members that he could get her to have sex with him. The bet was that he could get her to have sex in 10 different locations before the end of the movie. He won easily. She was always a bed and lights off person, but she did everything for him and anything he wanted.
She was married at the time and had some on set flirtations but nothing beyond that even though her husband cheated on her frequently. She was going to be the good one in the relationship. She liked her martyr role. She liked being able to throw it into her husband's face whenever they argued which was often. There was no joy, but she was faithful at least until she met the A list actor that would change her life forever. He was bored. He was in the middle of nowhere and the drinking options were limited. He did like the crew though. He always got on with the crew. he also like getting it on with local women and extras and any other woman who was willing. The problem was there just weren't that many. So, one night when he was drinking he made a bet with the crew that he could get his co-star to have sex with him. The crew didn't think it was much of a challenge so the ten locations was added.
The actor started the next day and it took entire days of talking to her and wearing her down. He gave up drinking for three days just so he could talk to her into the night. He turned on that A list actor charm and finally wore her down. They hooked up. All the time and everywhere. She was not just in this for the sex though, she had fallen in love with the actor. When she told him she was going to leave her husband, he was not even paying attention or it didn't register, but she did that and when she did, that was the end. Her A listness was over permanently. His A listness took a huge hit and took years and years to even come close to coming back. When he told her that he just was not interested in her that way and didn't want to be with her forever, it crushed her. It took her a few years to just get over that. She had given up everything and all he wanted was sex. (CDAN)
Russell Crowe and Meg Ryan? But Meg Ryan didn't fall backwards off of the top of A in A-list, because Russell Crowe's peen left her tragically dickmatized. Meg screwed her career when she injected her mug with half of the Pepboys lube aisle, because there aren't a lot of roles out there that call for actors with faces like an inside/out Howard the Duck mask.
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18thCenturyFox -- IMO, I think his performance in "Magnolia" was his only truly good one. I give Tommy Girl an A for effort in his performances, but that was the only one I thought he really shined in. And I agree with you; he'd rather tame the cock.
Deb -- go for a brief bit and lay on your coughing business, pretending to cough up a lung or something. You look like the good guy for just showing up but then you go because you're sick, you poor thing. Win/win, right? That card game sounds like hell. I'd totally skip out on that shit. Sounds like my one friend whose mother is totally out of her mind with dementia yet they always pull out a card game because "grandma enjoys it." Grandma doesn't know what fucking planet she's on yet everyone else has to endure the fucking card games -- oy vey!!!
Deb: I hear ya. Call in sick. I'm stuck at MILs all weekend and it's sucking the big one.
Richbitch: I almost died from lust for Ruffalo watching that movie. The book was good and I don't recall it ending the same was as the movie.
I think Tommy Girl *is* his character in Magnolia. Except he wants to tame the cock.
Well, I've been dragged all over the place
I've taken hits time just don't erase
And, baby, I can see that you've been fucked with too
But that don't mean your lovin days are through
Modern Romance
If this is Russell & Meg, I'd be surprised, because I heard SHE was the one who broke off their affair and HE was the one devastated, which is what drove him back to his on/off gf Danielle Spencer. Except for the A-list husband, I'd say this was them, but with the genders reversed.
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"Being a fucking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you're rewarded significantly." ~~ Jon Hamm
I'd like to take a moment to bitch and complain.
Ahem... My mother-in-law invited me to join her and her mother for dinner at Olive Garden tonight. I have been battling bronchitis AND working my landscaping biz.
Last night, the MIL does the "Bait and switch". Now it isn't nice dinner and drinks. It's "chicken and Skip-bo (an old-tmer's card game) at grandma's". I have to be there at 4.
I just want to chill at home. I hate my husband for leaving me here to be his proxy with the family HE doesn't want to spend time with.
OK, carry on. Thanks for listening.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Russel Crowe was a majorly stinking douchebag way before the word was invented, so this is not exactly surprising.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 2:04pm.
PAs always *talk* despite their nondisclosure agreements. They're just careful who they talk to and never put anything in writing--like a book. It's really hard to trace a leak (except when it's running down your leg).
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 2:12pm
i can't co-sign on any bashing of the eldest Baldwin (;-)) but, yeah, this will set new records in fail
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 2:01pm.
Thanks for the info! Still looks like shite though! ;)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 2:05pm.
it is utterly campy. think "Hairspray" but '80s instead of '50s. and, i have the impression TC's character is kind of like the character he played in Tropic Thunder, i.e. way over the top performance demanded
ETA: i can see how a actor not who's not a singer would be "serious" about the quality of his singing performance in even a campy role. particularly an obsessive, insane queen actor who's not a singer.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Deb, hahaha yes! If this were campy I'd buy him doing this type of role, but he's SERIOUS! They even put out that story recently where Def Leppard were "impressed" and "approved" his singing remember? UGH! He doesn't know how to play it as a joke, not even Prince would play it in earnest like this! LOLOLOLOL
ETA: Hope you are having a good Sunday! *Waves* to Twatty, Foxxy too! ... Back in a bit! ;D
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Mike & Rande Sleepover -- both excellent theories as to why Tommy Girl still manages to keep his career on track. Call me a bitch (believe me, it's been done before), but I'm still waiting for the day when someone outs him. Boy, I wish some of those PAs would write a book. And yeah, TC is a litigious motherfucker.
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 1:59pm.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_of_Ages_%282012_film%29
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 1:54pm.
IKR? But like I said, in the movie - is he supposed to be really a rock star? Why is he singing all covers? Or is the movie about a musical play? Whatever-the fuck it is, it looks like shit. And Alec Baldwin isn't doing his own career any favors.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Deb, "Rock of Ages" looks terrible because it has a RIDICULOUS TommyGirl PRETENDING to be a ROCKSTAR. They needed someone like Scott Weiland or Sid Vicious, and they put TG? They may as well have put Travolta, least he can dance and do comedy. And it'd probably do him good to get back in dancing shape! lol
The term "beard wife" cracks me up!!! ;D
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I think #1 could be Kathie Lee, but prolly is Patricia Heaton. Which 90s actor HASN'T done #2 and #3 definiyey Meg Ryan.
Heaton definitely has the vacant glassy-eyed stare of a bitch with a pill habit.
Submitted by Webberbear on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 1:38pm.
oh, good point, duh. i still think Kidman would have known to stay away. Mr. Brad Pitt also lived in Hollywood Hills. hmmmm, any gay rumors re: Costner?
ok, bored right now -- i found an address for Cruise in Pacific Palisades -- is that Hollywood Hills and where he lived with Kidman?
ETA: never mind re: Pitt -- i had the oscar winner backwards and Anniston, oscar, bahahahahahaha
still can't believe Kidman would screw up like that, both her and Tommy have staff who would have kept her from getting to front door. there has to be someone else . . .
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
When was in Hong Kong a couple of weeks ago, I watched "Proof of Life" on HBO. (HBO over there shows movies they wouldn't often show here. Stuff from within the last 15 years.)
Anyway, it was the first time I had seen the film all the way through. And Meg Ryan did seem to be either acting superbly, or very much into Crowe.
That movie was before she fucked her face up.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
.....as for #2.....Beatty for the win, bitches
But Warren and Annette are still married.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 1:32pm.
Most welcome.
I think TC never gets caught because he's far more discreet and JT is just reckless. Also, TC is one sue-happy mofo. This may undercut my theory, but PAs have been talking about TC's Hollywood rentboys for two decades.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
I was on Meg Ryan's side until she fucked with her face. There's no coming back from that.
Still, 'In the Cut' is an awesomely atmospheric movie (even if it did change the book's ending) and Mark Ruffalo gets totally naked.
Hey, can somebody 'splain the premise of "Rock of Ages" to me, 'cause there's no way in hell I'll watch it. It seems like a play about rock'n'roll. But the play is staged in the 80's? The music is mediocre 80's stuff (with a FEW exceptions). I just don't get it. Is ist a real band or a show about a fictional cover band?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
So Meg and Russell do the same thing that Brad and Angelina did, but somehow Brad an Angie don't nearly lose their careers. So fair.
And it sucks when one person is just fucking, and the other person actually has feelings. I feel bad for her.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
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I dont think Meg's cheating is waht fucked her career - those damned fish lips she bought is what did it!
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 1:19pm.
thank you for your summary and this is why i read the comments instead of the CDAN item
as for #2, seems like Kidman and the other members of the beard brigade would know of husband's plans and not come home. this reeks of a "straight" husband who got busted. Hollywood Hills is Mullholland, right? Beatty for the win, bitches
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I hope Rock of Ages tanks and circles the bowl then!
Nah, I'll still judge Patricia Heaton harshly.
I believe all of MK's guesses as well and even the CDAN #3 is exactly what happened to Meg Ryan, no? Despite the fact that Dennis Quaid was always an addicted, cheating, man-whore throughout their marriage, Meg is the one who suffered in the end. I'm not a fan of hers, but it goes to show how when you're dubbed a "good girl" by the media, you better damn well live up to that or lose your career.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 1:26pm.
Ya gotta wonder how Tommy Girl maintains his clean cut facade while Revolta's is crumbling, despite the fact that both of them are heavily involved in CO$. Why is one so heavily protected and the other isn't? I'm hoping that one day the same thing happens to Tommy Girl, though.
One's fame is still robust and he's still bringing in lots of money?
Ya gotta wonder how Tommy Girl maintains his clean cut facade while Revolta's is crumbling, despite the fact that both of them are heavily involved in CO$. Why is one so heavily protected and the other isn't? I'm hoping that one day the same thing happens to Tommy Girl, though.
NOT ALLOWED in her own house? Oh, hell to the no! I'd burn that place down first!!
And, I totally agree that Meg and Russell Crowe are the other "not so blind" item. That's a shitty thing to do though. And I still love Meg. She's still "A list" to me...
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Even if CDAN has been discredited, is the blind wrong?
Hell, I'm not an insider and it sure does smell like Ryan/Crowe
Allow me to edit what CDAN took a page to say:
"While filming together, Russell Crowe fucked Meg Ryan on a bet. Meg soon divorced her cheating husband, Dennis Quaid. Since my rumor-mongering has been shown to be based on fantasy, I have taken to putting a gloss on old tabloid stories."
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Submitted by TexnDoc on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 1:10pm.
Eh, for kicks lets say it wasn't TommyGirl for a change and say Ryan Phillippe.
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That gave me a chuckle, TexnDoc! Ryan Phillippe wasn't even A list in his high school drama club!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Eh, for kicks lets say it wasn't TommyGirl for a change and say Ryan Phillippe.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 1:05pm.
I thought CDAN's been largely discredited?
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From what I can tell, it was one guy spinning outrageous lies, not the entire site:
http://blindgossip.com/?p=41688
But I think you're right. I just don't trust what comes from the site, and that was largely the case before it was revealed that they were publishing lies.
Heaton is a fucking bitch. no surprise there, it's always the ones who go around judging other people who are fucked up.
BTW her brother is a newspaper writer here in Cleveland and he comes across cool as hell, how did that happen?
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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?
I hope it's not Patricia Heaton! While I may not be a huge fan of hers, I love The Middle! And without PH, there is no Middle!
Didn't we (and even CDAN themselves) decide that CDAN is full of feces?
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I thought CDAN's been largely discredited?
men can be such dicks. sure sounds like Meg Ryan and Russell Crowe...
3 is certainly Meg Ryan. She took the brunt of that.
Never cool to cheat, I don't care who you are. At the same time, she had done her best to make sure his rep was pristine for years.
What a difference a 2 second choice can make. I actually feel sorry for her. I think she really did feel like she was in love.
If I were #2 I would have tasered those guards.
Who in the world is okay with not being let into their house?
all 3 are so obvious (except maybe #1) they are not even BLIND.
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