Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This very clean-cut, and religious television actress might be highly opinionated about morality, but we shouldn’t judge her too harshly. She has a terrible pain-killer addiction she is struggling with. (BuzzFoto)
Patricia Heaton? But in Patricia Heaton's defense, she's the absolute WORST and so if I was Patricia Heaton, I too would shovel pills into my mouth hole until the back alley-iest of back alley pharmacists refused to serve me. Then I'd put on a truck costume, park myself at Abbott Labratories' loading dock and open my mouth as employees threw boxes of Vicodin into it. So yeah, Patricia Heaton totally has a valid excuse for being a pill gobbler.
This A-list star was having a boys-only gay bash in the late ’90s at his Hollywood Hills home when his then-wife (she’s now his ex) unexpectedly showed up at the front door. The actor’s bodyguard turned the Oscar-winning actress away because her hubby was busy hosting a slew of sexy young men! (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)
Tommy Girl and Nicole Kidman? Ah, the old days when Tommy wouldn't want his contract beard around while he ate the Thetans off of a boy butt. Nowadays, not only does Tommy want his beard wife at his man sex orgies, but he programs her to serve barley lube and butt beads shaped like L. Ron Hubbard's head to his guests. That truly is the secret to a long-lasting fake marriage.
So, this actress was A list. She was on top of the world and then got sucked into the lies of an A list movie actor and lost it all. Why? Because he was bored and placed a bet with crew members that he could get her to have sex with him. The bet was that he could get her to have sex in 10 different locations before the end of the movie. He won easily. She was always a bed and lights off person, but she did everything for him and anything he wanted.
She was married at the time and had some on set flirtations but nothing beyond that even though her husband cheated on her frequently. She was going to be the good one in the relationship. She liked her martyr role. She liked being able to throw it into her husband's face whenever they argued which was often. There was no joy, but she was faithful at least until she met the A list actor that would change her life forever. He was bored. He was in the middle of nowhere and the drinking options were limited. He did like the crew though. He always got on with the crew. he also like getting it on with local women and extras and any other woman who was willing. The problem was there just weren't that many. So, one night when he was drinking he made a bet with the crew that he could get his co-star to have sex with him. The crew didn't think it was much of a challenge so the ten locations was added.
The actor started the next day and it took entire days of talking to her and wearing her down. He gave up drinking for three days just so he could talk to her into the night. He turned on that A list actor charm and finally wore her down. They hooked up. All the time and everywhere. She was not just in this for the sex though, she had fallen in love with the actor. When she told him she was going to leave her husband, he was not even paying attention or it didn't register, but she did that and when she did, that was the end. Her A listness was over permanently. His A listness took a huge hit and took years and years to even come close to coming back. When he told her that he just was not interested in her that way and didn't want to be with her forever, it crushed her. It took her a few years to just get over that. She had given up everything and all he wanted was sex. (CDAN)
Russell Crowe and Meg Ryan? But Meg Ryan didn't fall backwards off of the top of A in A-list, because Russell Crowe's peen left her tragically dickmatized. Meg screwed her career when she injected her mug with half of the Pepboys lube aisle, because there aren't a lot of roles out there that call for actors with faces like an inside/out Howard the Duck mask.
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Oh, I thought you guys were talking about Malcolm in the Middle. I don't have TV. Sorry.
I just googled it and that kid seriously looks ecactly like the youngest kid on Malcolm. And they ripped off the name. Ha. W-T-F.
Submitted by Orangina on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 6:34pm.
You guys, Patricia Heaton is the mom from "Everybody Loves Raymond". Not "Malcolm in the Middle". I know, it's easy to confuse the two boring 90's shows (and the two boring 90's brunette housewives on the two shows).
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She currently stars on a show called "The Middle." Not that I've ever seen it. She is the worst, like MK says.
Tonicbitch, JLO &Marc's show was filmed in Latin America and JHo spent the whole time in South America auditioning people. I don't know if they're popular there but that might be what Hockey was talking about?
And I just googled and it appears that Fox moved Jho's show to Saturdays and THEN moved it to midnight. Lol. I did see the audition process and I enjoyed watching that. But only when Marc was on. Once they brought everyone to L.A., it sucked and I stopped watching.
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!
Oh, for fuck's sake, leave Hockey Fan alone. Ya'll are making a mountain out of a molehill.
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You guys, Patricia Heaton is the mom from "Everybody Loves Raymond". Not "Malcolm in the Middle". I know, it's easy to confuse the two boring 90's shows (and the two boring 90's brunette housewives on the two shows).
Submitted by 18thCenturyFox on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 3:02pm.
I think Tommy Girl *is* his character in Magnolia.
I don't remember a single thing about that movie except his performance, which I found equally incredible and disturbing.
Maybe Hockey Fan meant down in South America? I have heard that JLo and Marc have a huge following there for some show or something they do, too lazy to google it though. And I feel sorry for Meg. I know she made her own choices, but that must cut really deep.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 5:55pm.
They may have had an amicable divorce, BUT he cheated on her multiple times, and was allegedly involved with Ryan BEFORE they formally separated. I am pretty sure he cheated on his first two wives as well.
He is not the nice guy he tries to portray.
Submitted by Hockey fan on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 4:17pm.
And I agree with whoever said that Brad and Angelina do the same thing, and they're crowned the King and Queen of Hollywood. Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton-- yep, same thing. Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony-- well, not k&q but the Latinas and Latinos seem to think they're both God-quality.
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Uh, I don't know any Latinos who worship JLO and Marc. Generalize much?
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 5:31pm.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 3:51pm.
Too bad Mellanfuck wasn't devoted to his wife.
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Really? I thought they had an amicable divorce?
@ Versaille, Hockey Fan probably got cheated on while they were busy taking a census and painting broad generalizations of Latinos. Must have missed me, because I think JHo and Marc are shite NOT gods.
Sal! ♥
I don't wear mah contacts if I'm in for the night. Mah cheaters make me look like a school marm. Yeeeeehaaawwwww!
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 5:21pm.
Sal and Mike, I hope it gets better for bofe of you!
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Doggy! Sorry about your cheaters! :D
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
@ Mike - allergies suck - feel better baby!
I adore Patricia Heaton, good for her. Liberal bullies have been using their hate-filled intolerance to force her to espouse only liberal bullshit. Bout time someone stood up to the Gestapo Left and have their own opinion.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 3:51pm.
Too bad Mellanfuck wasn't devoted to his wife.
Sal and Mike, I hope it gets better for bofe of you!
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Submitted by mike on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 3:46pm.
Bitch time?
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Sorry to read that Mike. You rarely post a rant so it must have gotten you badly. I hope Dreamin' Demon puts you in a better mood.
I'm recovering from Bronchopneumonia, but I had been feeling pretty shitty for two weeks. I'm pretty sure I contracted at work, some jackass was coughing up his lungs non stop. I was on antibiotics for over a week and never took a day off. :)
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
ITA Tommy, I have to say to be fair, blew my socks off with his performance in Magnolia. everyone in that movie was fucking awesome.
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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?
So Hockey Fan, you cheated on your boyfriend/husband, and then the man you cheat with dumped you? Poor you.. Hope it hurt.
I do not think 3 is Crowe and Ryan for reasons given and because I have seen Crowe up here with his wife and just seems like such a really nice guy. He ADORES his wife. I do not want to believe that he was THAT juvenile and such a dick.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 3:46pm.
Bitch time?
I went the beach this weekend. I get down here, and my sinuses start killing (congestion) me. It's probably something atmospheric as there's a lot going on off the Southeast coast.
It's so bad this afternoon that I had to take out my contacts. I'm blind without them, and I didn't bring my glasses. Sooo, I'm stuck inside reading and watching shit on my phone.
I feel for you as I too suffer with this eye crap and the only thing that helps me is Sudaphed. Maybe someone can get to your nearest Walgrens or drug store and get it for you, store brand is ok and works as well. I am living on the stuff so my eyes dont feel like I have sand in them.
While I think she's foul, I do love the dress & shoes combo.
I can't get past that Meg Ryan is now rubbing on John Mellencamp. He is as gross on the inside as he is on the outside. She must really have low self esteem to go with a guy who is admittedly as verbally abusive as he is. And that 5-pack a day Marlboro habit is just the grease on the chicken leg there, isn't it? Yuuummmmy!
Edited because I typed that without my cheaters and misspelled a lot. Sowwy. Cawwy on.
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Thanks for making my day with your guess to the first blind. I can't stand PH. A family member loves "The Middle" and has tried to convince me it is worth my time. I won't watch or support anything that hag is on. About time something knocked her off her high and mighty soapbox!
Her dress matches the carpet. Is that intentional?
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Meg Ryan's career ended because she got past a certain age and no one wanted her anymore. There were new ingenues on the block. Not the first that has happened to unfortunately.
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1. I hope it is Patricia Heaton because karma is just as big a bitch as Patricia Heaton. Trying to feel sorry for her ... can't do it. Vikes will fuck up your liver, but Oxies and morphine pills are so easy to get addicted to, they're an express train to hell.
2. One of my friends is an actress & came back from SoCal in the late-ish 90s saying that word on the street back then was that Tommy G. was gay. Maybe Kidman didn't start out as a beard - she ended up as a beard.
3. Do some ppl have no self-respect ... wait, yeah, they don't - ok, I can see this as being Russell Crowe.
Deb,
Tell them you aren't going unless Gammy decides to play UNO instead! Thus sayeth the Deb...
Submitted by mike on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 3:46pm.
That sucks, mike. My contacts have been wreaking havoc with me too - they are so dry that they literally stick to my eye. I'm standing there, squirting saline in my eyes while dropping the F bomb repeatedly, just to get them out to rehydrate.
Is the congestion allergy-related? My truck was so covered in pollen that bees thought it was a big grey flower...
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Deb, please dont try and tough it out. Stay home. Like Hockeyfan said, if those biddies dont understand then lump them!
And I agree with whoever said that Brad and Angelina do the same thing, and they're crowned the King and Queen of Hollywood. Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton-- yep, same thing. Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony-- well, not k&q but the Latinas and Latinos seem to think they're both God-quality. So why do some get the crown and the others get a fiery scepter up the ass sideways?
Re: Russell and Meg-- if this is true, it fucking sucks. I don't care for Ms Ryan much-- she seemed to take to playing the nartyr in her relationships a little too well--but still, to be treated like that...makes me just want to stab Crowe. It happened to me-- fell for a guy who totally played me, oh, he was a pro. I was ready to leave my relationship for this guy. I was just a piece of ass for three years to him. Then he has the nerve to parade another ho right in my face....oh, that was a BAD decision on his part. I think he's still stitching up all the assholes I tore him. I just wish I'd done it in public, so his humiliation would have been complete. We are on okay terms now, but for a looooong time I didn't even trust my own judgment, and that's the worst thing he took from me, along with my self-esteem.
1. Not surprised it's Patricia Heaton.
2. Wouldn't be surprised this is Tom Cruise.
3. I remember this time. Meg was America's Sweetheart until she did Proof of Life with Russell Crowe, the new Hollywood bad boy. No matter what Quaid did, her affair made the news and that dalliance killed her career as America's Sweetheart.
And no, she wasn't the one who ended it. It was Crowe as it was big news. You couldn't find her in a movie after that.
Deb-- seriously, you're ill. Call and beg off-- you need recovery time. My FIL and MIL came for a visit when I was getting over one of my many bouts of chronic bronchitis. We went to lunch with the kids and them, and when we got home I just apologized and said I needed to sleep. If someone doesn't believe you when you are truly ill, then they don't deserve you.
Poor Meg. This reminds me of that quote from She's All That. "Was I a bet? Was I a fucking bet?!"
It seems that, even with a fucked up face, Meg has come out on top in the romance department. She dumped her cheater husband, dodged the Crowe bullet, and wound up with John Mellencamp, who appears to be very devoted to her. He has an art show out with some portraits he did of her that show he has a lot of positive feelings for her.
Bitch time?
I went the beach this weekend. I get down here, and my sinuses start killing (congestion) me. It's probably something atmospheric as there's a lot going on off the Southeast coast.
It's so bad this afternoon that I had to take out my contacts. I'm blind without them, and I didn't bring my glasses. Sooo, I'm stuck inside reading and watching shit on my phone.
@ twat muffin - I have met ron kovic
several times before his book was made
into a movie. Tom cruise did
a perfect job of playing him in born on the fourth of july.
Thanks, Hekki, TwatM, EC, GG.
Skip-bo is a card game. I don't want to go!
It's 95 degrees out! But grandma's are always cold...
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
The Middle tried desperately to rip off Malcolm in the Middle but without the genius that is Bryan Cranston. The parents look so similar, and that weird kid is Dewey's twin.
And oh the irony of Meg Ryan "saving face."
Tommy Girl was amazing in Magnolia with his stuffed underwear, and the way he gets taken down by that reporter is what I would love to see in his life. Just someone who cuts through the BS and makes him lose it.
I am...doll parts...bad skin...doll heart.
I can totally see Russell Crowe doing that. I don't think it ruined Meg's career unless he told her to fuck with her face. She is lucky he didn't fall in love with her back because he is a total asshole.
I also do not like Patricia Heaton. It would not surprise me one bit that she is a hypocrite on the level of that vile Limbaugh.
When faced with a painful family get-together, I pull out my ace in the hole - THE DIFFICULT BROWN.
Skip-boo?
Submitted by annobanano on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 3:12pm.
Despise Patricia Heaton - and that Middle show is so FREAKING BAD!!!!!!!
I've only seen bits while switching channels (is one of the kids supposed to be a genetic dwarf?), but the ugliness on the inside is escaping. She's aging faster than Ally Lohan.
Despise Patricia Heaton - and that Middle show is so FREAKING BAD!!!!!!!
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 2:50pm.
Oh Deb, I feel for you!
Reason #2,890 why NOT to get married. IN-LAWS!
Yeah, I wouldn't be too thrilled with chicken and Skip-Booooo
Twat Muffin:
I used to listen to that soundtrack from Amy Mann religiously! That movie still haunts me and I completely concur that that was his best acting to date.
Well, I've been dragged all over the place
I've taken hits time just don't erase
And, baby, I can see that you've been fucked with too
But that don't mean your lovin days are through
Modern Romance
Madam, That was the story carried in the press. I believe Meg took that position to save face and appear as though she was more in control (and it's not like Russell wanted to appear an even bigger asshole by saying, "Ah, no, I dumped America's Sweetheart."). JMO anyway.
And Deb, I hear you! We're supposed to go to a lame picnic for HIS family tomorrow with over two hours of driving involved when all I want to do is sit home and chill.