Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This very clean-cut, and religious television actress might be highly opinionated about morality, but we shouldn’t judge her too harshly. She has a terrible pain-killer addiction she is struggling with. (BuzzFoto)
Patricia Heaton? But in Patricia Heaton's defense, she's the absolute WORST and so if I was Patricia Heaton, I too would shovel pills into my mouth hole until the back alley-iest of back alley pharmacists refused to serve me. Then I'd put on a truck costume, park myself at Abbott Labratories' loading dock and open my mouth as employees threw boxes of Vicodin into it. So yeah, Patricia Heaton totally has a valid excuse for being a pill gobbler.
This A-list star was having a boys-only gay bash in the late ’90s at his Hollywood Hills home when his then-wife (she’s now his ex) unexpectedly showed up at the front door. The actor’s bodyguard turned the Oscar-winning actress away because her hubby was busy hosting a slew of sexy young men! (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)
Tommy Girl and Nicole Kidman? Ah, the old days when Tommy wouldn't want his contract beard around while he ate the Thetans off of a boy butt. Nowadays, not only does Tommy want his beard wife at his man sex orgies, but he programs her to serve barley lube and butt beads shaped like L. Ron Hubbard's head to his guests. That truly is the secret to a long-lasting fake marriage.
So, this actress was A list. She was on top of the world and then got sucked into the lies of an A list movie actor and lost it all. Why? Because he was bored and placed a bet with crew members that he could get her to have sex with him. The bet was that he could get her to have sex in 10 different locations before the end of the movie. He won easily. She was always a bed and lights off person, but she did everything for him and anything he wanted.
She was married at the time and had some on set flirtations but nothing beyond that even though her husband cheated on her frequently. She was going to be the good one in the relationship. She liked her martyr role. She liked being able to throw it into her husband's face whenever they argued which was often. There was no joy, but she was faithful at least until she met the A list actor that would change her life forever. He was bored. He was in the middle of nowhere and the drinking options were limited. He did like the crew though. He always got on with the crew. he also like getting it on with local women and extras and any other woman who was willing. The problem was there just weren't that many. So, one night when he was drinking he made a bet with the crew that he could get his co-star to have sex with him. The crew didn't think it was much of a challenge so the ten locations was added.
The actor started the next day and it took entire days of talking to her and wearing her down. He gave up drinking for three days just so he could talk to her into the night. He turned on that A list actor charm and finally wore her down. They hooked up. All the time and everywhere. She was not just in this for the sex though, she had fallen in love with the actor. When she told him she was going to leave her husband, he was not even paying attention or it didn't register, but she did that and when she did, that was the end. Her A listness was over permanently. His A listness took a huge hit and took years and years to even come close to coming back. When he told her that he just was not interested in her that way and didn't want to be with her forever, it crushed her. It took her a few years to just get over that. She had given up everything and all he wanted was sex. (CDAN)
Russell Crowe and Meg Ryan? But Meg Ryan didn't fall backwards off of the top of A in A-list, because Russell Crowe's peen left her tragically dickmatized. Meg screwed her career when she injected her mug with half of the Pepboys lube aisle, because there aren't a lot of roles out there that call for actors with faces like an inside/out Howard the Duck mask.
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I just about had a damn coronary. I heard someone screaming, "OH MY GOD, NO! NO!" coming from our neighbor's house. Turns out it was my son's TV show and since I was downstairs and he has the window open, the echo made it sound like it was coming from outside.
*dies*
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Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 9:40pm.
Patricia Heaton is a hateful person.
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I HATED her on ELR and yes I know she was acting but I can't separate her for that character and therefore think she's a fucking cunt bag in real life. lol!!
@ GG So getting yer drink on with you big holiday coming up?
You get to wake up hung over...again!!:P
Patricia Heaton is a hateful person. I saw her on some talk show and they showed a photo of her in some lingerie where she looked completely unlike herself and somewhat attractive. She acted all surprised and abashed that the world was seeing her sexy Glamour Shot. As if she and her publicist didn't push that photo on the poor talk show host.
I don't know that I'm glad she's in addiction but im not sorry her sanctimonious ass is just as weak as anyone else.
got phonecalls to make, folks... what?... the night time is where i shine!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9mwELXPGbA&feature=related
be civil to each other, and i'll bring ya all 'smores later, got it?
see ya, all!
OT: Meg Ryan was so cute before she fucked her face up.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
I like cussing. I say, cuss on, Hockey Fan, cuss on! Fuckin' A.
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@ Whamo - Pththththththt!
Hey there you little Slut bags. I guess you Mericanos get the day off tomorrow don't you?
Lucky Bastards!!
Hey Reason:) :P
Enjoy those beers LaChaylo - I had too many on Friday (and Jameson shots) so I've put myself in a time-out lol.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 9:26pm.
*holds out cuss jar for Hockey Fan* *waits and waits* *shakes jar expectantly* *looks around hopefully*
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i'm gonna need to do this either way, sooner or later, so... *drops twenty spot in jar*... there!... remember where that came from the next time i roll off the c-word!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Mike - no driving. No Amanda Bynes shit going on here:-)
Ese - aww, hon, I'll be thinking of you as I sip!
UBF - OMG, this heat is HELL! No rain in sight and I expect it's only going to get worse. I hope you're coping with this heat alright.
*holds out cuss jar for Hockey Fan* *waits and waits* *shakes jar expectantly* *looks around hopefully*
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Hey , Chay, how are you doing with this HOT ASS TX WEATHER? Got a straight farmer`s tan going on from doing yardwork.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Submitted by LaChaylo on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 9:20pm.
Hi ESE, UBF, Within, etc.
What's up?! I'm debating whether I should have a second beer...
So long as you're not going to be driving this evening, I say yes.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 9:20pm.
oh, that isn't even to be pondered!!... you have that second beer just for me to taste it vicariously through you!... do it, i say!!
'scuse me, i MIGHT be going through some withdrawl symptoms.
hiya, Chaylo!!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Hi ESE, UBF, Within, etc.
What's up?! I'm debating whether I should have a second beer...
*hands folks Blue Moon Summer Ale*
Lol, Hockeyfan, i dont think you gotta apologize for profanity on the D....
Anyway, how is everyone`s weekend going so far? Everybody off tomorrow???
Hey, ESE!! I got pepperspray and i m not afraid to use it....
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 9:07pm.
Evening! Is it safe in here???
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happy nighty to ya, UBF!... i'm not sure about the "safe" part... i just got here, but i've got a loaded finger... you, you're on your own!.. HA!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
I gotta go sit in a corner with CrazyinJapan.
I was thinking of signing on a few times over this sucky weekend weather, but didn't even bother until now. The asshat-ery flag seems to have been flapping just as strong as the winds outside my home. WTF? The D is classier than this.
Not gonna lecture or continue on. Just wanted to hope that everyone is doing well. Off to whip up some homemade guac.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
I want to apologize to everyone for being a bitch. I've always been very open about my life, right or wrong. I don't hide behind ANYTHING here, so to be judged so openly is distressing. But I apologize for my profanity.
Evening! Is it safe in here???
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Why oh why do people have to be so mean to each other? It's fun to poke fun at celebrities and it gives an outlet for that which people seem to need. But being hateful to other posters is not cool. The celebrities aren't reading this (unless they are Phoebe Price or just plain masochists), but the commentators here are. So you like Patricia Heaton and other people don't? Or the other way around? So what? Why make it personal? This is supposed to be about laughs and conviviality. Intelligent respectful conversation. One should be able to express opinions (with a few exceptions like creepy pervo racist violent stuff, but that's just common sense) without being skewered by some malcontent hiding behind an avatar and a pseudonym.
Sincerely,
CJ
Hot inside and hot outside! In know there's a joke in there somewhere... It's all good! hehehe How about you? You doing well this evening? ;)
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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 8:50pm.
Yay Mike! Glad you feel better. : D
Thanks, Owl! Good evening.
Hey Within. : ) how's the weather in your neck of the woods?
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!
*Gives ESE bag of feathers I've been collecting over the last few weeks*
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!
ESE, in this case, it is FINE! Not enough actually, she spews much worse!!
Wowl, let me guess, typo and it stays!! hahahaha
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 8:52pm.
Ho ESE! Of course you can be mean! : D
*Hiya to you and the evening crew* ;P
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Hi, not ho! Lol
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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 8:52pm.
good!... i'm glad that we are in agreeance... *points finger in a gun-like manner*... now hand over the feathers, and nobody gets hurt!... heeheehee!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Whoopsie! *slowly backs out of thread*
Time for Game of Thrones.
Happy Sunday all!
Ho ESE! Of course you can be mean! : D
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!
Yay Mike! Glad you feel better. : D
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!
i'm not any good at blinds, and i wouldn't wish script addiction on anyone, but... in my opinion... Patricia Heaton is one self righteous, pious, sanctimonious, worthless cunt(sorry, she needs to be called that word) that has never had an inkling of talent, and made her career by being the bitch that she is on that show where she castrated her husband weekly, so i really would have no compunction for pity, in the least, if she was number one... i hope that she dies, and has to spend eternity listening to Ray Romono's voice for the extent of eternity!
... what?... i can be a little bit mean if i want, right?
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Sorry, Dog and Rande.
Awww, y'all are so sweet with your concern. We had some storms come through so my congestion's much better. My contacts are back in!
Submitted by Hotmami on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 6:40pm.
Oh, for fuck's sake, leave Hockey Fan alone. Ya'll are making a mountain out of a molehill.
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Thank you, Hotmami. I was trying to make the point that yes, LAtinos/Latinas outside of this country seem to think JLo and marc are the shizz, but in the midst of admitting I wasn't perfect, I guess I got misinterpreted.
The point I was trying to make was, yes, I fucking cheated. I've never made a secret out of it on this site...I know how painful it was for everyone involved. I can't imagine doing it in the public eye, like these celebs. Perhaps I thought that gave me the right to pass judgment...I guess I have to take it if I'm going to dish it out. But I would venture to guess that there are quite a few people on here who live in glass houses with really big rocks at their disposal.
Submitted by Hockey fan on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 8:36pm.
Ahh, don't worry. Versailles is a stern moralist (but a lovely palace).
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Oy.
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Submitted by Versailles on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 5:08pm.
So Hockey Fan, you cheated on your boyfriend/husband, and then the man you cheat with dumped you? Poor you.. Hope it hurt.
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Yes. It did. Are you thru passing judgment now? I am SO glad you have never made a mistake, bc it's clear you never EVER have done anything to every hurt another human being. I'm correct, yes? And not that it's any of your fucking business but yes, it fucking hurt like hell, and you know what? FUCK YOU. I regret every minute of it and the pain it caused EVERYONE.
Do you feel happier now that you've judged me?
YES YES YES lalamaria, ITA, that's one hott man that I'd love to see more of! *glad I am not alone* hehehe Great news!! ;D
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Orangina - The Middle follows on from Malcolm. The kids grew up, the show had jumped the shark so a few years later they remade it with a new family. That's why it's called The Middle, it follows the same format, is shot the same, the set is similar, etc. And the best part is no Frankie Muniz. Love these new kids.
Within! Yes he won! You a mads fan too???:) isn't he yummy????
lalamaria, did gorgeous Mads Mikkelsen win at Cannes? Woo-hooo, loooove me some Mads too! ;P
OnT: tough luck if it is Heaton... don't care for her at all ~yuck~
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Never watched Patricia Heston so I can't really complain about her...
Where's open post??!! I wanna Yap about my fave actor ever winning best actor at Cannes damn it! Go Mads!
I hate all that Heaton spews but I love the Middle. Sue Heck is the underdog of all underdogs.
Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 5:36pm.
I adore Patricia Heaton, good for her. Liberal bullies have been using their hate-filled intolerance to force her to espouse only liberal bullshit. Bout time someone stood up to the Gestapo Left and have their own opinion.
Are you fucked in the head, or are you a troll? Oh, ...both. OK, now I understand your plight.
Nothing liberal has ever come out of Patty Heaton's mouth. Bullshit, yes, plenty of that, but nothing liberal. She's wound up so tight that she doesn't even have a belly button any more.
I couldn't be more delighted if it is Patricia Heaton. Thank you universe- it couldn't have happened to a more ideal cretin.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 3:46pm.
Bitch time?
I went the beach this weekend. I get down here, and my sinuses start killing (congestion) me. It's probably something atmospheric as there's a lot going on off the Southeast coast.
It's so bad this afternoon that I had to take out my contacts. I'm blind without them, and I didn't bring my glasses. Sooo, I'm stuck inside reading and watching shit on my phone.
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That sucks Mike. I find usually sea air clears my sinus congestion.
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Mike, I hope you feel better. Allergies from the beach suck (work there) and I'm too stubborn to take out my contacts for it lol so I suffer. I had to get rx allergy eye drops. meh they sort of work.
*walks around with cloudy lens*
Owl yes, that's the one. I watched a clip and was amazed at how undead Marc looked. JLo is just annoying no matter what.