Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This very clean-cut, and religious television actress might be highly opinionated about morality, but we shouldn’t judge her too harshly. She has a terrible pain-killer addiction she is struggling with. (BuzzFoto)
Patricia Heaton? But in Patricia Heaton's defense, she's the absolute WORST and so if I was Patricia Heaton, I too would shovel pills into my mouth hole until the back alley-iest of back alley pharmacists refused to serve me. Then I'd put on a truck costume, park myself at Abbott Labratories' loading dock and open my mouth as employees threw boxes of Vicodin into it. So yeah, Patricia Heaton totally has a valid excuse for being a pill gobbler.
This A-list star was having a boys-only gay bash in the late ’90s at his Hollywood Hills home when his then-wife (she’s now his ex) unexpectedly showed up at the front door. The actor’s bodyguard turned the Oscar-winning actress away because her hubby was busy hosting a slew of sexy young men! (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)
Tommy Girl and Nicole Kidman? Ah, the old days when Tommy wouldn't want his contract beard around while he ate the Thetans off of a boy butt. Nowadays, not only does Tommy want his beard wife at his man sex orgies, but he programs her to serve barley lube and butt beads shaped like L. Ron Hubbard's head to his guests. That truly is the secret to a long-lasting fake marriage.
So, this actress was A list. She was on top of the world and then got sucked into the lies of an A list movie actor and lost it all. Why? Because he was bored and placed a bet with crew members that he could get her to have sex with him. The bet was that he could get her to have sex in 10 different locations before the end of the movie. He won easily. She was always a bed and lights off person, but she did everything for him and anything he wanted.
She was married at the time and had some on set flirtations but nothing beyond that even though her husband cheated on her frequently. She was going to be the good one in the relationship. She liked her martyr role. She liked being able to throw it into her husband's face whenever they argued which was often. There was no joy, but she was faithful at least until she met the A list actor that would change her life forever. He was bored. He was in the middle of nowhere and the drinking options were limited. He did like the crew though. He always got on with the crew. he also like getting it on with local women and extras and any other woman who was willing. The problem was there just weren't that many. So, one night when he was drinking he made a bet with the crew that he could get his co-star to have sex with him. The crew didn't think it was much of a challenge so the ten locations was added.
The actor started the next day and it took entire days of talking to her and wearing her down. He gave up drinking for three days just so he could talk to her into the night. He turned on that A list actor charm and finally wore her down. They hooked up. All the time and everywhere. She was not just in this for the sex though, she had fallen in love with the actor. When she told him she was going to leave her husband, he was not even paying attention or it didn't register, but she did that and when she did, that was the end. Her A listness was over permanently. His A listness took a huge hit and took years and years to even come close to coming back. When he told her that he just was not interested in her that way and didn't want to be with her forever, it crushed her. It took her a few years to just get over that. She had given up everything and all he wanted was sex. (CDAN)
Russell Crowe and Meg Ryan? But Meg Ryan didn't fall backwards off of the top of A in A-list, because Russell Crowe's peen left her tragically dickmatized. Meg screwed her career when she injected her mug with half of the Pepboys lube aisle, because there aren't a lot of roles out there that call for actors with faces like an inside/out Howard the Duck mask.
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Do the world a favor and shut up and bleed.
I like Meg Ryan especially after her turn in In the Cut. As for Crowe, I have yet to see a movie of his that I like as much as I did Gladiator. Plus I hear he's a complete dick offscreen so that BI about getting along with the crew is highly doubtful.
The 2nd and 3rd are on the money from my perspective.
Submitted by cici on Mon, 05/28/2012 - 10:50am.
and this was *after* Meg had left Dennis to be with him.
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That affair cost Meg her career, it was never the same after that, then she got her "joker face" or at least around that time and the combination of the both of them sunk her.
It's too bad because she was a cutie and WAY more deserving of the "America's sweetheart title than Julia "Secretariat" Roberts
I was thinking Russell Crowe and Meg Ryan. I remember R.C. on the Tonight Show yakking about he wasn't ready for a relationship, or to settle down, whatever, and this was *after* Meg had left Dennis to be with him. They broke up shortly after..think I read where Meg was pissed/crushed. Russell proclaiming he loved Meg was damage control...me thinks. Poor Meg..always liked her and Dennis Quaid.
This item is clearly about Jim Carrey. If you read the original item on the National Enquirer website, it becomes VERY clear who is being talked about here. Always wondered why his marriage to Lauren Holley only lasted one year ....
Lauren Holly is not an Oscar winner
Funny how people seem to think Heaton's character on ELR was a castrating bitch. Give me a break ... She was a fucking saint to put up with Raymond and his family. That's where ALL the humor came from.
Someone said the middle one is Carey.. But he wasnt married to an oscar winner.
Since Patrica Heaton donates and advocates for Down Syndrome and other special needs orphans I can't hate on her. I mean she is actually doing something worthwhile with her money and fame.
#2 could be any A-list star!
Why was Meg Ryan ever so highly rated as an actress?
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
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I believe Meg and Russel had an affair, but obviously that had no baring on her career. Her career was ruined by bad plastic surgery.
I have a friend in LA that used to work at a hotel that Andie McDowel was staying at while filming a movie and Dennis Quaid came over several times a week.
Submitted by pokka on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 10:42pm.
''OMG do some research before spewing the same old crap(tabloid s**t!''
The Dutch word for 'bad mood' is POKKEhumeur. Now I know why. lighten up, Pokka, it's just a guessing game.
Televised♥, Within♥! Let's all rebel and declare this post Open!
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hey dudes (burps); wherez my open post?
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God don't like ugly.
Last one def is not Meg Ryan / Russell Crowe. Her career was f*cked when she started taking the wrong scripts and messed with her face. Besides Crowe actually did love her, more than the other way around. He even brought her to Australia to meet his parents. But after 6 months she dumped him because she felt it was all too much too soon after her marriage to serial cheater Quaid.
Patricia Heaton is a whack job. No wonder she has been harping on about religion & abortions, She was high all the time.
Dumb bitch.
GG, Have a good one tomorrow! Survive long enough to eat everything in sight then do it again a few hours later with leftovers! chomp chomp You also, don't forget the Pepto! ;)
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Have the pepto ready tomorrow - just in case!
lloll Whamo, at the image of a slug with his top button undone and the belly hanging out! HAHA! I know, not quite and it bein' Sunday night, it'd be jammies... Sounds like quite the feast - Gluton! *like every holiday for me!*
But seriously, there's an art to grilling and it NEEDS its own climate-controlled air pressure regulators, YEAH those Cadillac ones are nice... ;P
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 11:30pm.
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Awe GG you're lucky you have a sweet mommy:) it sounds nice you yours sister and folks live close by and all get along. I know a lot of people that.....well would simply move :)
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 11:25pm.
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Hell ya she was miserable one for sure.
I spent the day with some friends having a BBQ, chicken, pork chops taters, corn and it was awesome:) my buddy has one of those big ass Webber BBQs and really knows how to work that som bitch, I think it impossible for him to do up a bad bbq. Now I'm stuffed laying back on the couch like a slug.
Tonicbitch, that MIL certainly would have ended up in a well - that's for sure!
I hate hate HATED Everybody Loves Raymond. I actually felt sorry for Patricia Heaton's character. If her tv family was my family I'd either shank all of them or myself. Her character's life was like the epitome of hell and I couldn't deal with that show. *breathes into paper bag*
Whamo it IS! There have been a couple of times when I have been sick and mummy quietly comes in and brings me something lovely to eat! But I think its not so hot for them. My other sisters are about 1 to 5 miles away. Lets just say when I go over I yell "ARE YOU DECENT?" cos Ives seen pops steak down the hall. WOnder what those two old pervs were up to?
I want some of whatever Cookie Monster is smoking.
Whamo, you still around? Those are some bold statements... burying her in the yard, hahahaha in this case, I think you are not the only one! I'm kinda glad I didn't watch it, sounds most annoying! LOL How you doing?
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 10:27pm.
HockeyFan,
Shit happens and I'm sorry you learned the hard way with that situation. :(
Now, if you put the Bruins thingy back in your posts I'm a gonna have to reach for a razor outta my weave!
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Let's go!
But I am not taking my avie picture down of Zdeno Chara. That bod is too good not to share.
Thanks, EvilShoe.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 9:47pm.
. So I'm going to marinate myself! :D
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:) you're lucky, it's nice you're mom lives close by.....or IS it lol.
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Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 10:00pm.
Submitted by Whamo:
Whamo I think she is a fucking cuntbag, too!
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I know it's only a TV show but one thing that really bugged was how she use to beat on him all the time lol! Seriously, I don't know how many times she punched him or even a couple times she dropped him by bag tagging the poor bastards. I would have buried her in the back yard long ago!lol!! I've seen her on talks show and she really does come off like a nasty bitch
Game of Thrones tonight! Woot! I barely watch ANY tv, but that show is awesome. All of my burnt comedy programming has been ovah and nothing has replaced it at all, i.e. Kenny vs. Spenny.
I always confuse Heaton with that other chick who's with the fat UPS driver on that other show. The Scientologist chick. I'm prepared to overlook politics, in the one case, and religion, in the other, cuz they both look good. They also play the same role: good-looking women who IRL would never in a million years be married to their dorky TV spouses.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
@Suzy Farkis
Thanks for the explanation on what "The Middle" is. I'm sure I'd watch it if I had TV. I need TV back in my life, I hate going out. I'm totally the type of person that needs TV. Sit. Stare. Ahh, that's the stuff.
Missed ya Snowblood, YAY for cussing, I agree! hahahaha Comes in very useful in cases like this!!
Owlie, BBQ mmm mmm, hope you're rearing up for a good one tomorrow! Should be great weather for burgers, hot dogs... um... maybe not wieners. I may be turned off those for a while *thanks J Harvey!* potato salad lots of goodies! ;P
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Just finished a Lifetime marathon, now I'm watching The Borgias. Not nearly as good as The Tudors. *sigh*
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OMG do some research before spewing the same old crap(tabloid s**t!
Russell Crowe said SEVERAL times in interviews he was IN LOVE with Meg. She never said the same. LOOK IT UP!!
FYI many women in film have had lots of plastic surgery who still work in films(Kidman etc), Thats not why she she pulled out of films.
Amazing she has been of the spotlight for yrs and STILL gets picked on. Leave the chick alone!
Within, it's warm and sunny here. Not exactly beach weather (at least for me) but it's perfect for BBQ or a picnic. : )
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Definitely Meg Ryan & Dennis Quaid. My (now) husband was in a movie w/ Dennis shortly after the split & it was not pretty... he constantly was talking about Russell.
HockeyFan,
Shit happens and I'm sorry you learned the hard way with that situation. :(
Now, if you put the Bruins thingy back in your posts I'm a gonna have to reach for a razor outta my weave!
You go GG! Get them dollar bills ready, make him work hard for it!! Hahahahaha
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HELLOO LaChaylo, Whamo!! Hope y'all are good this evening! Sorry, I got called away for a bit. Been quite the weekend, huh? And yes to LaChaylo, Mike and everyone else who is debating their second beer/wine/other beverage... you must be on your third by now! LOL ;D
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This A-list star was having a boys-only gay bash in the late ’90s at his Hollywood Hills home when his then-wife (she’s now his ex) unexpectedly showed up at the front door. The actor’s bodyguard turned the Oscar-winning actress away because her hubby was busy hosting a slew of sexy young men! (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)
This item is clearly about Jim Carrey. If you read the original item on the National Enquirer website, it becomes VERY clear who is being talked about here. Always wondered why his marriage to Lauren Holley only lasted one year .....
I don't like her either; she's judgmental (I'm being judgmental, haha). Not surprising she'd have an ugly secret people would judge her for. I also don't like Dr. Phil. Boy, is he judgmental. I bet he's a child toucher or something else people would really judge him for.
Are you giving your son the evil eye?
Dog: your poor nerves! That must have been scary. Normally I don't recommend drinking for health but if there ever was someone who deserved a drink of something strong, it's you!
You'll laugh about this in a week.
Submitted by Whamo:
"I HATED her on ELR and yes I know she was acting but I can't separate her for that character and therefore think she's a fucking cunt bag in real life. lol!!"
Whamo I think she is a fucking cuntbag, too!
Hockeyfan, the marination will be for Memorial Day. My birfday isnt til July...and I'm going to whoop it up like the yahoo that I am! I want to shame my ancestors! My husband says he's gonna give me a lapdance...gettin' my money ready to make it rain on that bitch!
Dog, I hope you're okay. Have a shot of whatever calms you, and tell you son to turn that shit down...just like your parents told you to,back in the day. LOL
GG, hope you have a happy birthday, girl.
**edit, sorry, not a birthday, doing the whole memorial day thing? I'm all fucked up. See?? I swore again! Rande, pass me the jar -- again.
GG, I'm fine but I hope I never hear something like for real. I felt my legs get weak and my whole body went cold. I was shaking for about 5 minutes after I realized what was happening. I know now I could never be a 911 operator.
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Geez, that's creepy Dog. Are you ok?
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 9:26pm.
*holds out cuss jar for Hockey Fan* *waits and waits* *shakes jar expectantly* *looks around hopefully*
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Hola, bitches.
Off topic: I live in Indianapolis and they black out the 500 on tv, even though you can't get a frickin ticket anyway. So we wait until tonight to watch it on tape delay--- and then our local weatherman tweets the final results!!!
**kicks Dario Franchitti's tire bc I hate his wife**
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 9:30pm.
*takes twenty, snaps it* *looks up Tourette's in DSM-5*
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Whamo, were going to my mom's for Memorial Day. She lives 2 miles away. So I'm going to marinate myself! :D
Submitted by annobanano on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 9:32pm.
Will do! And I've been there!
Hope everyone has a great night and enjoys tomorrow.