Saturday, May 26th 2012

Jenny McCarthy Better WATCH Her Child-Killin' Ass!

I kid, I kid! Despite having a website devoted to her which lists how many children have died due to lack of vaccinations, I know she didn't mean to lead people astray. She claims to have cured her son, and blames his autism on vaccines. The problem is that the famed medical expert (whose qualifications include having been the former "flirtatious boob shaker" on MTV's Singled Out) then wrote a book about it to share her wisdom. And then she went on Oprah. Oh dear. Cuz' no one was ever influenced by Oprah's show. Shit, I'm shocked this bitch didn't accidentally bring polio back to us.

And now she goes and gets with HOT PIECE OF CAVEMAN ASS CHICAGO CUB BRIAN URLACHER? Strike two, ho. Urlacher is one of my many dream husbands. Michael K. has Mah Boo, I have any dude in the "linebacker ass" category (you thought MK was slutty...). E! sez the two have been spotted out and about in Chicago, and her person confirmed they're dating.

"I'm outta fucks, here. Why is this a post?" Oh, it's not a post! It's a fucking warning! I've been gathering my resolve and the next time the Pats play the Cubs at Gilette, I'm storming the field and planting my face directly in Brian's sweaty ass. They're gonna need a Taser (or one of those Dunkin' Donuts limited time only Men In Black 3 star donuts with the brownie-batter filling) to draw me out!. And if I have to snatch at Jenny's cheap ass as I fly by, SO BE IT.

It won't last. Once Jenny finds out that his three kids from previous relationships have been vaccinated, she'll bounce. Those children have been tainted by life-saving science! Gross.

Correction: He actually plays for the Chicago Bears. That's football. Cubs is baseball. Look, sports isn't exactly my thing. I knew there was jockstraps involved and some sort of ursine animal. Shut up. I'd change it but then the comments pointing out what a fuck-up I am wouldn't make any sense. *sigh*

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Submitted by Doll-Parts on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 4:27pm.

LOL

thick beer can cocks scare me, ive got my hands covering my private parts as i speak.

Doll-Parts's picture

"he looks like the type who has a beer can thick cock and wants to thrust it all the way in without lube on the first go. gross."

SOUNDS LIKE MY KINDA MAAAAN!!!

I am...doll parts...bad skin...doll heart.

Fucking Insane's picture

The guy looks like a total meathead. Hopefully he's got some big junk to make up for the SPAM face.

unemployed_bum's picture

I know Jenny's theory has a really big following, but while I have tried listening to arguments like hers, I'm not convinced. I have to wonder if maybe the numbers of children with autism are higher than ever because society is just now coming to understand autism better than 40 years ago. Parents now look out for signs that something is wrong. We have a spectrum. About a year ago I read an article about a study in which children born to parents that both have very high IQ's were more likely to be autistic. Is it maybe that certain behaviors and personality types that we might have dismissed years ago as being introverted or different are now seen as being on the spectrum?

loopygorilla's picture

he looks like the type who has a beer can thick cock and wants to thrust it all the way in without lube on the first go. gross.

patty cake's picture

http://www.cnn.com/2011/HEALTH/01/05/autism.vaccines/index.html
ONCE AND FOR ALL...
this guy was a fraud and this dumb high school drop out stripper whore cult member is spreading shit to dumb people

xoxox

The war isn't working.

Gardening Girl's picture

Caveman needs to stick his dick in her mouth to shut her up!

jelliebean's picture

I was vaccinated and got the chicken pox. My neighbor, a doctor, vaccinates her kids and her daughter got measles. She told me the immunity from a vaccination can "wear off" and you may need to repeat shots. You might not know this until you get the disease.

Stan Hooper's picture

I was a vaccinated child in the 70s and I got chicken pox, measles and mumps! WTF?? I was vaccinated at city clinics! I think they scimped on us poor folks!

yet my children have never gotten anything!! Praise vaccines!

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Thamar's picture

Jenny is ex of whatzizis name can't think of it it will come to me don't tell me. Ace ventura pet detective
Oh help me Jim Carey right?

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As anyone read her actual position? I think some cases won over thimerisol in the pertussis vaccine. think so. Vaccines cost a lot because of potential law suits. There is bad stuff not properly stored stuff past sell by date stuff you all know the drill.

Mercury is bad preservative. We do know that. Jim Carey's Jenny is not all wrong. Serious issue. Shouldn't be a plaything for politicians.

She is entitled to her opinion and that website defies logic and is stupid.

Craigypants's picture

She is completley annoying, not to mention endlessly irritating. Who the fuck does she think she is a doctor/scientist or something? Let's hail Jenny McCarthy, The all seeing, all knowing
Dr Jenny McCarthy at your service.
Dr Oz ain't got shit on this idiot.

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Thamar's picture

Measles doesn't kill. It is a mild disease in adults. The concern is if the mother is exposed during first 20 weeks of pregnancy. Might be different for troll babies with the DNA being not quite human however.

Measles can kill children, it can cause serious swelling in the brain. Maybe you are thinking of German measles (rubella)?

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BoningBono's picture

how has no one mentioned her ass is smoking an electronic cigarette?!
Allison Dubois is up in there!

first time poster- long time lurker/ lover!!

BoningBono's picture

how has no one mentioned her ass is smoking an electronic cigarette?!
Allison Dubois is up in there!

first time poster- long time lover/lurker!

BoningBono's picture

how has no one mentioned that her butt is smoking an electronic cigarette? Allison Dubois is up in there!

first time poster! long time lurker/lover!

Versailles's picture

In 1998, my best friend and I were pregnant at the same time. She was 10 days from her due date, when she was struck down with measles. She had not been vaccinated, having grown up in a home of crazy.

The baby died, and it almost killed my friend. I therefor vaccinate all my children.

To this day, it hurts her to see my now fourteen year old, knowing what may have been had it not been for her stupid, selfish parents.

She never conceived again.

Somebody's taken a page out of the Madonna/Jada Pinkett-Smith Book of Overdone Cheek Fillers.

KA's picture

ive hated her for years. such an incredibly selfish, stupid, ignorant, ridiculous thing to not vaccinate your children. just sick.

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Submitted by Frank N. Beans on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 1:19am.

He's a rich motherfucker, I don't know why he keeps fucking crazy celeb bitches except that maybe he's crazy himself.
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I don't think he's crazy, just not very bright. If you've ever listened to him in interviews it's basically "hurrrrrrrrr durrrrrrrrr hur dur".

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@Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 1:38am.

Sometimes I wish MK would add a chat widget so people could go there if they wanted to hold an off topic or extended personal conversation.

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Submitted by Bizzarelife on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 1:37am.
Submitted by Saphris on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 12:46am.

I have a friend, first child vaccinated with autism, second child not vaccinated (hoping it was the vaccine) and is also autistic. vaccines don't cause autism and it's super damaging to chip away at the public perception of immunizations, because again, kids who don't receive vaccines also can be autistic.

everyones a critic, but everyone forgets how many children and adults polio, whooping cough, measles, mumps, etc have killed...

oh, and phds, even from princeton (gasp) have vested interests! please!
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AMEN! I agree with this to a very high degree. The diseases you can get without vaccinations are immensely awful. The studies that were done on this were anecdotal at best, and they even admitted that the study that produced these results was flawed. Jenny Mcarthy is a moron - I will not hold some actress to a high standard. She is not a medical professional!
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That's not even the best part about this dumb bith. Her kid doesn't have autism! She won't own up to that at all. He actually has something else:
http://healthland.time.com/2012/05/23/why-jenny-mccarthy-doesnt-matter/

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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sat, 05/26/2012 - 5:14pm.

:This is a late response because I've been out slutting it for Memorial Weekend....

Vaccinations are done at certain stages in age. I live in Indiana and we had a Measles outbreak in 2005 caused by parents who chose not to vaccinate their children. A 17 year old girl went to Romania and came back to the US with the Measles. She then went to an event with members who also didn't believe in vaccinations and 28 people caught it from that 1 encounter. It ended up being 34 people in total because others caught it from outside of the group. The main ones to catch it outside of their group were babies under vaccination age for measles shot which is under 12 months. There were several infants that caught it.

More recently another person caught measles from overseas and then went to Superbowl festivities here and 17 people caught Measles I haven't looked into the ages of those who caught it.

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Got 2B Real : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRHIwO_tE34&feature=relmfu

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Submitted by Saphris on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 12:46am.

I have a friend, first child vaccinated with autism, second child not vaccinated (hoping it was the vaccine) and is also autistic. vaccines don't cause autism and it's super damaging to chip away at the public perception of immunizations, because again, kids who don't receive vaccines also can be autistic.

everyones a critic, but everyone forgets how many children and adults polio, whooping cough, measles, mumps, etc have killed...

oh, and phds, even from princeton (gasp) have vested interests! please!
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"I felt very still & very empty, the way the eye of a tornado must feel, moving dully along in the middle of the surrounding hullabaloo."
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AMEN! I agree with this to a very high degree. The diseases you can get without vaccinations are immensely awful. The studies that were done on this were anecdotal at best, and they even admitted that the study that produced these results was flawed. Jenny Mcarthy is a moron - I will not hold some actress to a high standard. She is not a medical professional!

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Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Sun, 05/27/2012 - 1:07am.
dude! is this open post?

You should have been here at the time. Every fucking post was an open post full of the same shit that I stay OUT of open posts in order to avoid.

It is very irritating. I cannot claim to understand the sycophantic need to talk about one's self all fucking day or to cling mindlessly to fake friendships, but Jesus! come up for air once in a while.

Frank N. Beans's picture

Urlacher likes fucked up chicks.

He has previously dated Paris Hilton so he definitely has the Herpes.

He's a rich motherfucker, I don't know why he keeps fucking crazy celeb bitches except that maybe he's crazy himself.

Anonymoussss's picture

*runs in here, vaccinates all of you, runs out*

TelevisedRevolution's picture

dude! is this open post?

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God don't like ugly.

Saphris's picture

sorry, my phone went crazy #3
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"I felt very still & very empty, the way the eye of a tornado must feel, moving dully along in the middle of the surrounding hullabaloo."

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sorry, my phone went crazy #2
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"I felt very still & very empty, the way the eye of a tornado must feel, moving dully along in the middle of the surrounding hullabaloo."

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sorry, my phone went crazy!
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"I felt very still & very empty, the way the eye of a tornado must feel, moving dully along in the middle of the surrounding hullabaloo."

Saphris's picture

I have a friend, first child vaccinated with autism, second child not vaccinated (hoping it was the vaccine) and is also autistic. vaccines don't cause autism and it's super damaging to chip away at the public perception of immunizations, because again, kids who don't receive vaccines also can be autistic.

everyones a critic, but everyone forgets how many children and adults polio, whooping cough, measles, mumps, etc have killed...

oh, and phds, even from princeton (gasp) have vested interests! please!
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"I felt very still & very empty, the way the eye of a tornado must feel, moving dully along in the middle of the surrounding hullabaloo."

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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 05/26/2012 - 11:29pm.

I was checking my FB messages. Did you say something? :)

Maybe this ursine linebacker here will fuck the stupid outta Jenny... Or make it worse.

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Please: It's "rahnday."

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Koko, I am doing great. I'm having my summer break and enjoying the laziness. Are you still working with kids with disabilities? Do you teach kids with autism? I had this one student at Sylvan who had Asperger's. He talked REALLY LOUD! But a sweet kid. Once, close to Christmas, I came to work and heard a some music playing that I thought was a professional recording of a child singing Christmas songs. I thought, "That's nice, bringing in the Christmas spirit." Turns out it was Charles, the kid with Asperger's. He had a hard time with a lot of stuff but he had a voice like a harp-strumming cherub. People gave him lots of compliments. It was his way to connect.

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RandéS, you are a sweetie pie, as are others... MK, is the ultimate sweetheart! I always think, is this helping or hurting his site, and then act accordingly! Don't despair, the place is what we make it! And fuck the spammers, that's who should be reported! PRONTO ;)

On Jenny, she's attractive. I'll leave the rest to those who know more about vaccinations!

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Rande', you are noticing something that has been bugging me for years. Technology is wonderful! I luv the internetz! And cellphones are convenient and help keep people safe. However, the consequences seem to be that the current technology encourages anonymous cruelty and plain bad manners.

On topic: maybe all these electronic devices have something to do with the autism crisis...? Has anybody studied that?

Hey Crazy (in Japan)!!! ehhh things are going, actually pretty ok. How are you?? My job has unfortunatly (or maybe fortunatly for some) severely limited my time on the D--commenting wise but I still read and try and keep up)...Hope you are GOOD!!

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Submitted by BargainBasement on Sat, 05/26/2012 - 8:08pm.
Thank you so much for slamming Jenny McCarthy for her anti-vaccine lunacy. Polio is actually still a problem in some countries, and all it would take is for one, say, Nigerian with polio to fly to Oregon or Colorado to potentially pass that disease on here. Whooping cough has already come back in force since Jenny McCarthy started scaring parents out of vaccinating their children. Go to pertussis.com to hear what whooping cough sounds like. It's horrifying and can be fatal. Vaccines save lives!

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Thank you! I hate this dumb whore!

I've also read her kid may have been misdiagnosed with autism.

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crazyinjapan, was not making fun of you, just emphasizing my vulgarity.

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 05/26/2012 - 11:10pm.

A noble mission crazyinjapan. *walks away scratching butt*
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I'm not sure if you're making fun of me...? But I am being sincere!

Peace & love,

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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 05/26/2012 - 10:46pm.

I actually read your Emily Post link to the extent the topics had any bearing on my life. I work with folks who spend lunch hunched over their smartphones. I should eat alone for all the companionship dining with others brings.

I also don't like the in-fighting on this site. It's not civil or fun. We should take a cue from MK and how he treats most people.

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Please: It's "rahnday."

The so-called "experts" continually say ...."duuuuh..." when it comes to autism. Listen to them if you want. But there are many credible studies done linking vaccinations to autism and other spectrum disorders (adhd,aspergers). Read "Evidence of Harm" by David Kirby. Also, check out Andrew Cutler (Ph.D in chemistry for Princeton) who has developed a protocol to detox mercury that has helped hundreds of autistic children.
CDC,Big Pharma, and the American Pediatrics Association all have a vested interest in *not* linking vaccinations to autism.

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A noble mission crazyinjapan. *walks away scratching butt*

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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 05/26/2012 - 7:47pm.

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 05/26/2012 - 7:40pm.

Why do you keep talking about manners and posting links? No one is disagreeing with anyone! Just opinions. Sheesh!
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I am not the only one to note some of the ugliness that has gone on here and am trying to be helpful. Perhaps you haven't noticed it because it is "normal" to you. Not trying to pick a fight here but some of the commentators on this site are very antagonistic. This is a site to snark on celebrities, not snipe at the other participants. What I see is a lack of civility. Learning manners and good etiquette is a way to combat everything from dysfunctional families to wars to mean posts that hurt others. I believe in manners! It is my most recent mission!