Whoever Pissed On Kim K.'s Dress Needs A Gatorade
Sometimes when you are out sailing on your own personal boatless booze cruise, you return home and piss urine so yellow that sunflowers and Big Bird want to know your secret. You are a dehydrated mess, and you need to drink a gallon of water stat so that the membranes that anchor your brain to your skull will stop threatening to snap.
This sort of person obviously helped Kim Kardashian with her styling last night because DRUNK PISS YELLOW. This was obviously on request, as we all know that Kimmy likes that yellow to mellow on her body. Her mom probably encouraged her to wear that to remind people that there's still a sex tape out there available for purchase. She ain't one to miss a potential marketing angle.
Other beauties and beasts at last night's AMFAR gala at Cannes included Kylie Minogue (giving me the side-eye for suggesting she likes to be punch-fucked), Anja Rubik (she put her hipknife away, but she's still all about highlighting her womancenter), Cara Delevingne (with some depressive caterpillar brows), Tara Reid (looking oddly washed), Lady Victoria Hervey (who proved she is indeed a lady by barely covering her fun bags), Paris Hilton (looking every inch of "over"), Sky Ferraira (if Pinhead had a sulky teenager daughter played by Ginnifer Goodwin), Rose McGowan (whose face has been so polished by injected chemicals that I just want to watch a fried egg effortlessly slide off of it), Gerard Butler (with pussy expectancy face), a hologram of Alec Baldwin (seriously, that's some Picture of Dorian Gray shit), Vampyre Karl Lagerfeld, Jessie J. (whose ass AND right tit are trying to bust out of that dress in opposite directions), Miss Janet If You Suddenly Caught Vitilligo, and Joshua Jackson and that wedding cake he tricks with. I don't care if the hair is silly and the facial expression is derp. I would be on Pacey like Kim K. on a sloshy bedpan.
Check out the rest of the pics below in the gallery.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 05/25/2012 - 3:10pm.
Ugh, it really pains me to say it. But trick is stunning. I hate myself...
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Same here with the internal discord, God kill me now, but I saw pics of her yesterday with Kanye and she looked so damn beautiful. I still want her beheaded, but she looks great sometimes...not here.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 05/25/2012 - 3:29pm.
I got all excited thinking someone had actually thrown some stale piss on her.
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LOL!
I will say Gerard Slutler does clean up nice, but the hidden STD's ruin it all.
MTJ, is right, in this photo, all dressed up, and in a certain light [[where we don't need to hear her or her family, this AGENT OF THE DEVIL]] does look amazing! *gets struck by lightening* LOL that she was probably dressed by a stylist against her will and that she can't herself choose a flattering outfit and look to save her life!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
" Paris Hilton (looking every inch of "over")" - she has BECOME HER MOTHER! hehe
I so WOULD Pacey too! I have nothing but gushing for him, hehehe. Diane well deserves him! ♥♥
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Is Diane Kruger trying to drop some hints to Pacey? Because that thing would make a gorgeous wedding dress, OMG. Even with the lap bib thing.
hate the dress & the color.
I got all excited thinking someone had actually thrown some stale piss on her.
She looks quite pretty actually..*shrugs*
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 05/25/2012 - 3:10pm.
Ugh, it really pains me to say it. But trick is stunning. I hate myself...
Go lie down until it passes.
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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?
Poor Tara Reid has the posture and bone structure of a woman in her 60's! What is she doing?!?!?
And was this event held on the surface of the sun. Why does everyone look 8 shades lighter than usual?
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 05/25/2012 - 3:10pm.
Ugh, it really pains me to say it. But trick is stunning. I hate myself...
MJT, get to the ER right away. Do NOT ignore these symptoms. :-P
Where there's young, drunken puss, there's Gerard Butler.
I thought the rule was "Ass or boobs, but not both, at least before Memorial Day"?
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Please: It's "rahnday."
She resembles the Indian actress in the other thread that the whole of India was hating on for being chubby.
I don't like that colour lippy on her, though.
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I just noticed that in the "You might like" section, there's a link to a Tara Reid post in which she's wearing a dress almost this very same jaundice/hangover pee/1976 AMC Pacer/antibiotic-resistant staph infection shade of yellow. And it looks like crap on her, too.
My new mission is to keep this nasty color where it belongs: on my grandma's 1971 Kenmore trash compactor.
Yellow makes the zits on her forehead not so bad.....
wha?? that was nice!
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
Ugh, it really pains me to say it. But trick is stunning. I hate myself...
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I'm jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo - Blanche Devereaux
If these stars had any pride they'd refuse to attend an event with Pissy Patty. KK doesn't give a shit about AIDS.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse.
Submitted by Hotmami on Fri, 05/25/2012 - 2:58pm.
Janet was meant to be...um, thicker. Just saying.
Yes. Bless her heart, she just doesn't look good skinny. Of course, the Industry won't tell her that. :-(
Horrendous. The color...the makeup...the person...everything.
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Mmm, I was always partial to a little Pacey.
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LMFAO At that title. Got it right away.
Pissing on a Kardashian is a waste of perfectly good piss.
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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?
UGH for 2 reasons:
1) It's this bitch again.
2) That shade of yellow looks good ONLY on mustard.
Oh, just looked at the rest of the attendees. Never mind.
Who allowed this thing near Cannes?
Janet was meant to be...um, thicker. Just saying.
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Time cast a spell on you but
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I know I could have loved you but
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