One For The Gold Digger Hall Of Fame

May 25, 2012 / Posted by:

Greg Allman of The Allman Brothers Band has been married 6 times, including one time to Cher, but now he can say with a full (and not at all vaginamatized) heart that he has found true, organic love with a girl who probably wasn’t even born yet when a white hair first sprouted out of his crotch bush. 64-year-old Greg went on Piers Morgan’s show on Tuesday night and introduced his child bride, 24-year-old Shannon Williams to the world. You might be thinking that this is a bad move for Greg’s checking account, but I have to disagree with your ass (and not only because I’m always on Team #getmoneybitch). This is a smart move! In one year, Greg and Shannon can save money at restaurants by ordering from the seniors AND children’s menu. Get that discount, bitches!

Greg also told Piers that he doesn’t consider Shannon as his 7th wife, he considers her his first wife. Yes, it’s like that.

“That’s not what she’s becoming. She’s becoming wife number one. I don’t have a wife. Haven’t had one for years.

And, added The Allman Brothers Band founding member, “This time, I am really in love.”

Can’t you feel the love in the air? Or maybe that breeze is from Anna Nicole Smith slow clapping for Shannon up in heaven.

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