Kylie Minogue Debuts The Latest Version Of The Slut Dress!

May 25, 2012 / Posted by:

Gay bug zapper Kylie Min…wait. I was going to make a joke about how Kylie Minogue draws the homos in with her vivacious pop tracks and tiny beauty like a backyard bug zapper but then I realized that “gay bug zapper” sounds like she cures AIDS. Also, she doesn’t kill gays after she draws them in. That we know of. Bad analogy.

Kylie Minogue’s got a new track, a new pair of coochie cutters, and A NEW VERSION OF THE SLUT DRESS! Her stylist got out the exacto and sliced up a spandex tube dress from 1989, transforming it into an easy-access garment full of regality! Anja Rubik and Isabella Recke are all over this shit for their next red carpet affair.

This video for “Timebomb” is full of charisma, uniqueness (not really), nerve and talent (questionable)! Follow Kylie as she knocks over people’s shit and refuses to Rupaulogize for it; steals bitches’ camera phones and just throws them away; and visits several sex clubs (booty tooting against a wall and offering the cameraman anal in one). She gets so much done in a day.

I also noted Ms. Minogue knows her hanky code. Let’s see – red in the back right pocket. Total Muppet. Loves it up to the elbow. Video below:

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