Friday, May 25th 2012

How Dare Aishwarya Rai Go Out In Public Looking Gorgeous

Bollywood star Aishwarya Rai has been described as the most gorgeous woman in the world by people who obviously have never felt their retinas curl from the sheer shock of Shauna Sand's natural beauty. But when a picture of a fuller Aishwarya Rai, taken six months after she gave birth, made the rounds, some dim-brained shit bags told her to get out of the kitchen and get back on the treadmill! According to them, it's her job as a Bollywood star to be skinny at all times...like Posh! Yeah, those bitches completely lost me when they compared Aishwarya Rai, a human being, to Posh, an alien amphibian who loses her 4 pounds of baby weight by shedding her skin on the plastic surgeon's table while nurses from NASA suck tiny particles of fat from her gills with Dyson wet vacs. That seems unfair, but that's probably just me.

At AmfAR's Cinema Against AIDS gala in Cannes last night, Aishwarya Rai made her first red carpet appearance since dumb fucks called her fat and ugly, and guess what? She still looked hot. To me, Aishwarya Rai would still be gorgeous even if she had 50 extra pounds on her body and those 50 extra pounds were from wearing a floor length coat made of hideous glove shoes, boots made from Kardashian taint hair, three extra chins covered with UGGs fur, a CROCs top hat and a beaver backpack with Chris Brown's face on it. I know, I went too far with whole "Chris Brown backpack" thing.

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BlueOrchid's picture

She doesn't look all that fat to me.

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 05/25/2012 - 1:33pm.
Submitted by Luna Tick on Fri, 05/25/2012 - 1:26pm.

As a 'Murican expat living in India for the past five years, I've seen better looking Indian women. I, for one, love how Deepika Padukone, another B'wood actress looks.

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Wow...she is gorgeous as well.

No fair!! >:(
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The thing with B'wood actresses is that more often than not they re chosen only because of their looks. Most of the actresses are former Miss Worlds. And all of them conform to this pale skinned, extremely thin, straight wavy haired type which isn't the norm among the population. Indians are very diverse genetically so the women can be racially different but I don't find the dark, curly haired woman represented often in movies.
And India is not actually that disapproving of body shapes. I think with Aishwarya she has always banked on her looks so maybe they felt entitled to say all this nonsense.
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liverwurst's picture

I wish people would stop remarking about how unpleasant "fat" looks. The focus should be on "fat" is evidence of food addiction, which kills more Americans each year than than drug and alcohol addiction combined. Being fat especially obese, is very serious health issue.

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Submitted by sushi on Fri, 05/25/2012 - 1:08pm.

Submitted by super8atefilm on Fri, 05/25/2012 - 1:03pm.

That was beautiful! Thanks for sharing the link. I love watching the Bollywood dances!

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IrishFury's picture

Cupcake, last night was like a fug fest, like some kind of big ape experiment. I bet their fav movie is King Kong, esp. being from New York and all.
I like your Mom!

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cat problems's picture

I've only ever seen her in Bride and Prejudice. She is as stunning now as she was then.

Jeanneee's picture

Speaking as someone who is 8 months pregnant, and looking and feeling like a total land-whale at all times, I really hope everyone who calls this woman fat dies painfully in a meth lab fire. That is all.

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Stilla

I welcomed you yesterday but hello again, you dirty slut.

Everyone here is very nice except one looney tune who acts like some guy here (he goes why "Whamo" or something like that) is her boyfriend. She gets all freaked if other women talk to him. I think her name on her is Pup, or Puppy or something like that.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 05/25/2012 - 1:35pm.

LOL! You and my mom need to get together, because she is forever bitching about these ugly women, and will not watch that show anymore because everything about them offend her so.

I'm w/Jack looks like Mila but I think Mila is prettier...I suppose for that I am a jealous fat hideous cow but that's okay.

super8atefilm's picture

She's a former Miss World and has lost some of her shine, but who hasn't after 20 years? It's not like she's entered Delta Burke territory.

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IrishFury's picture

Do you know a set of women who are really fucking ugly, in my opinion, and I know I sound like a bitch here.

The women and most of their female clients from "Selling New York".

I was watching it last night and one client was being a big idiot about turning 40 (wah!! i'm not married to a doc-tahh!) and she was fug as fug could be. And there is a whole family of female realtors who look exactly like chimps. Like, they don't have the tens of thousands of years of post-primate development human have had. They're like, the great grandchildren of actual apes.

Here is the Ape Family http://www.ghkrealty.com/

The show is on HGTV.

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Submitted by StillaVllyGrl on Fri, 05/25/2012 - 1:19pm.
Damn, she is beautiful! She doesn't look fat, at all.
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Submitted by Luna Tick on Fri, 05/25/2012 - 1:26pm.

As a 'Murican expat living in India for the past five years, I've seen better looking Indian women. I, for one, love how Deepika Padukone, another B'wood actress looks.

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Wow...she is gorgeous as well.

No fair!! >:(

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@. Cowjam

.., she looks any housewife in my neighborhood in Alexandria. I mean she's still beautiful, but they are all beautiful here.

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Love Indian colors and fabrics.

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Luna Tick's picture

As a 'Murican expat living in India for the past five years, I've seen better looking Indian women. I, for one, love how Deepika Padukone, another B'wood actress looks.
Aishwarya is a beautiful woman and when I came here with just an outsider's view of things I thought she was a great actress but my Indian friends talk about her being an overrated hack. After seeing some of her movies, I gotta agree.
But she shouldn't have got so much criticism for a little weight gain post pregnancy and it seems like it's had an effect, with her looking all covered up. Poor thing.
She's like the Angie Ho over here and people are fucking nuts for her. So I can understand the frenzied reactions.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 05/25/2012 - 1:14pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:56pm.

Agree with all of that!

Dannii's picture

ugh, when this story came out i was livid. i mean, yeah, she's gonna look fat SHE JUST HAD A BABY FOR FUCK SAKES! why the fuck is all this pressure on women to lose weight 5 minutes after giving birth?! the worst thing is almost all the comments were from men-i dont see men getting this shit for being fat and its not like they have an excuse to be fat!!!

and seriously whats wrong with being fat, good for her for not caving into the shitheads (anyone who says you need to look like victoria beckham HAS to be trolling!) I wish her well.

Since when does baby weight equate to being fat?

agirl's picture

FUCK THE HATERS AISHWARYA!

Posh has a long standing and severe eating disorder. Princess Kate too, and Princess Diana did as well.

It's so fucked up that any culture (American, British, Indian) pressures women to do harm to themselves by not eating and attacks and punishes them socially and professionally and publicly if they do not.

Who was it that said "women have to choose between eating and being loved" ? Gawd I hope it wasn't Courtney Love, but it is true.

Well damn, she had a baby, isn't starving herself to get rid of the pounds and isn't 25 anymore. Yeah she needs to go in hiding. Please. She's still gorgeous but when she was younger she was otherworldly beautiful. But she's still super talented, super rich, and part of a great family and has a new baby. Screw these haters.

RandéSleepover's picture

Well, she's OK but she's no Samantha Brick...

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she is very pretty but even in NYC here there are many who are if not prettier than Ash and I'm not talking about those UGLY Upper East Side ho's who's faces look like they've gone thru warp speed. I'm talking real NYC boro's girls. Ash should just ignore those whispers of extra weight. when she's ready she'll be ready to drop a little more weight if she wants. Now as pretty as she's always been I think she wears some of the ugliest saris ever! This one is passable but I've shopped in sari stores and my gawd so stunning that you have to go out of your way to choose an ugly one. But Ash always does. **smh***

BabyJane's picture

I agree. This woman couldn't look bad even if she tried. I would love to see what the people who are calling her fat looks like.

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Submitted by bigorexia on Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:58pm.

I don't think anyone thinks you are a black sheep. And I am totally Team Britney - which many many people are - this is why she continues to make money.

I disagree on Aishwarya needing to lose weight right away. She had a baby --it's not like she stuffed her face with oreos and cheetos. But we can agree to disagree :)

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StillaVllyGrl's picture

Damn, she is beautiful! She doesn't look fat, at all.

Haribo's picture

she's beautiful, no doubt!

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

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Submitted by Janice Second on Fri, 05/25/2012 - 1:15pm.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:50pm.
How the HELL do you pronounce her name?? She is a wery beautiful voman, though.

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M.E.'s picture

IF - yep, same here. Breastfed for a year with both kids, didn't lose a pound that entire year, even with trying my damnedest. But by the time they were 2 I had lost all the weight. It took commitment, effort and dedication to TRY to lose the chunk.

The "I'm breastfeeding" claimn pisses me off. Only about 5% of women can actually use that as the sole reason to be back to pre-baby size, or smaller.

My sister as an example. Though, she looks ill and in need of a feeding tube.

Craigypants's picture

She beautiful. Hardly fat. One thing i never understood is why SOME women want to look like fucking stick figures? No guy wants to bang some bony ass bitch and bust her pelvic bone. Give me a real woman like this anyday!

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:50pm.
How the HELL do you pronounce her name?? She is a wery beautiful voman, though.

Ash-war-e-ya Rye

Submitted by Cowjam on Fri, 05/25/2012 - 1:08pm.
For those who don't understand how she was the most beautiful woman in the world, I invite you to check out a film she did with Dylan McDermott called "The Mistress of Spices".

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joanne's picture

She is stunning, all the famous bag of bones are just green.

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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:56pm.

Nanners, IF - these Hollyweird assholes and their personal trainers and chefs who are back to pre-baby size within 6 weeks then flashing their "post baby bodies" on the cover of every fucking magazine is who I blame.

90% of most normal women keep their rounder shapes for at least a year after having a baby, it took 40 weeks to get fat, you need to expect at LEAST that much time to take it off, and be healthy.
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Zactly. After I had my last, I had to wear maternity clothes for several months afterward no matter how I tried, you should literally see the shape of my uterus! And breastfeeding slowed my metabolism down to hell! And I had a newborn, a 1 year old and a 2 year old. I was so busy and drained I didn't care for at least 6 months. Honestly, the 'baby' was about two when I was pre-baby again. That's very common, esp. after you have several kids.

And co-sign to whoever said it was women hating on her. Women can be the worst bitches to other mothers in terms of "body after baby" which is an expression now that I have grown to hate. I am currently 7 pounds heavier than I was on my wedding day nearly 10 days ago and three kids on and I've worked hard at it. And I'm happy with my lot. These women who show up in bikinis on magazine covers or Posh and that stupid fashion show she did weeks after having a kid (several years ago) need to be shot in the head; clearly eating disordered and a real pain in the ass!

Pregnancy and birth change a woman's body! So what, it's not a bad thing or a crime!

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Lily85's picture

She is stunning and seems to be really proud of being indian by the way she dresses, unlike other indian actresses (I'm talking to you Frieda Pinto).

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

I think she looks a little like Mila Kunis.
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urmomma's picture

Stunning. I would.

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Wood Dragon's picture

And we wonder why women have body issues with shit like that being thrown around. Sigh.

Submitted by super8atefilm on Fri, 05/25/2012 - 1:03pm.

She is stunning, and talented to master this dance:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmV_kWtkbPI

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That was beautiful! Thanks for sharing the link. I love watching the Bollywood dances!

Cowjam's picture

For those who don't understand how she was the most beautiful woman in the world, I invite you to check out a film she did with Dylan McDermott called "The Mistress of Spices". She is lovingly photographed and it is obvious how she won the title from Catherine Deneuve.
Now, she looks any housewife in my neighborhood in Alexandria. I mean she's still beautiful, but they are all beautiful here.

bigorexia, I am totally team Britney.

Donatella makes me hungry for Slim Jims.

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Submitted by kate773 on Fri, 05/25/2012 - 1:05pm.

THIS.

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Submitted by parkerj on Fri, 05/25/2012 - 1:04pm.

Thank fucking god there's still an example of a beautiful star who still has the baby weight when they make a public appearance.
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And not showing off all the goods that God gave her!

blaase's picture

She was probably more beautiful with her real nose.

kate773's picture

Reading some of these comments reminds me how much I hate women sometimes. We can be so fucking mean to each other. (Again, SOME comments.)

This woman is absolutely stunning. I've never seen her before but I think she looks gorgeous.

She is perfection. Even a little chub on her looks good.

Love her.

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Thank fucking god there's still an example of a beautiful star who still has the baby weight when they make a public appearance.

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super8atefilm's picture

She is stunning, and talented to master this dance:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmV_kWtkbPI

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Submitted by OneLiner on Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:56pm.

dont want to brag *cough Cough* but when I used to wear my blue contacts make up and all I've been told I look like her...

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wow! You're a lucky lady ;)

Aishwarya Rai is my girl crush. Well actually, I have two...the other being Monica Bellucci.

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