Whoever Pissed On Kim K.'s Dress Needs A Gatorade
Sometimes when you are out sailing on your own personal boatless booze cruise, you return home and piss urine so yellow that sunflowers and Big Bird want to know your secret. You are a dehydrated mess, and you need to drink a gallon of water stat so that the membranes that anchor your brain to your skull will stop threatening to snap.
This sort of person obviously helped Kim Kardashian with her styling last night because DRUNK PISS YELLOW. This was obviously on request, as we all know that Kimmy likes that yellow to mellow on her body. Her mom probably encouraged her to wear that to remind people that there's still a sex tape out there available for purchase. She ain't one to miss a potential marketing angle.
Other beauties and beasts at last night's AMFAR gala at Cannes included Kylie Minogue (giving me the side-eye for suggesting she likes to be punch-fucked), Anja Rubik (she put her hipknife away, but she's still all about highlighting her womancenter), Cara Delevingne (with some depressive caterpillar brows), Tara Reid (looking oddly washed), Lady Victoria Hervey (who proved she is indeed a lady by barely covering her fun bags), Paris Hilton (looking every inch of "over"), Sky Ferraira (if Pinhead had a sulky teenager daughter played by Ginnifer Goodwin), Rose McGowan (whose face has been so polished by injected chemicals that I just want to watch a fried egg effortlessly slide off of it), Gerard Butler (with pussy expectancy face), a hologram of Alec Baldwin (seriously, that's some Picture of Dorian Gray shit), Vampyre Karl Lagerfeld, Jessie J. (whose ass AND right tit are trying to bust out of that dress in opposite directions), Miss Janet If You Suddenly Caught Vitilligo, and Joshua Jackson and that wedding cake he tricks with. I don't care if the hair is silly and the facial expression is derp. I would be on Pacey like Kim K. on a sloshy bedpan.
Check out the rest of the pics below in the gallery.
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Perhaps it me because I am a Dlisted junkie, but it seems its always the SAME group of people going to the same events! I am so bored of seeing the same faces! Shit! I see Kim K everywhere including at an opening for a can of tuna!!!!
Jesus!!! Make it stop!!
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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sat, 05/26/2012 - 3:27am.
Sky Ferreira looks terribl here. She is actually quite beautiful.
And not a bad singer...her personality has many twists.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCuvu4Ei6ts&feature=related
TOO MUCH GOLD GLITTER.
There's a point where you glitter your ass so much it looks like sweat instead of sparkles.
Horrible. Just horrible.
***looong time stalker btw, first time posting*** see I'll sign up when I'm drunk and then can't remember the password when I'm sober...so sad and too bad bc I've wanted to comment on Alotta shit.
Pissing on myself because this bitch makes me incontinent. Did I mention I despise this PLASTIC bed pan?
Who is Edward Scissorhand's little sister?
I hate this bitch, but can always admit when she is stunning.
One of the stunning times, this ain't. What is that lip color?
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Alec is looking good. His teenage GF must have him on a diet to lose his middle-age chub.
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Ditto NashVargas. I seek the day irrelevancy and the K's unite.
*rolling in ugly joie* Is that Parasite? Bwahaha! girl be looking OLD.
Who's the Stefani-wannabe?
Kim, you seriously need to fire your make-up artist, girl.
Kim's fame whore ways are truly pathetic.
I mean what the fuck is this bitch doing in Canne?
Is she looking for a new distributer for her sex tape? She's a porn star,nothing more. Nobody likes this bitch, she is way past her 15 minutes.
Why is Janet Jackson white?
I concur with those who say Kim looks gorgeous. But it mostly is due to the angle the pic was taken. She has fucked up her nose.
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!
From far away, Jessie J looks like a cousin of mine.
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!
Sky Ferreira looks terribl here. She is actually quite beautiful.
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!
J Harvey, for a second there, I thought you meant Sky Ferraira was "Vampyre Karl Lagerfeld" because here she actually looks like him! ahahahhahahahaha ☺
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Lucifer, I actually think there were times when Paris looked pretty. However, I think she is aging poorly.
Kim was gorgeous before she turned herself into a mannequin.
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I thought you were singing your heart out to me
Your lips were syncing and now I see
A change would do you good
A change would do you good
I don't like her, but bitch looks good and that dress is amazing
Kim looks different. Almost... human.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 05/25/2012 - 5:46pm.
ugh. Paris's face in that pic. I can admit when she looks good.
When does her face ever look good? The nose, the lazy eye, the lack of a chin... she's a regular Queen Rania of Jordan, that one.
Janet needs to cover that shit up. I can just imagine the sweat build up under her titties. Is that pinched skin I see? Just not a good look. I would think the top of the dress should be a bit more form fitted. Guess this is nothing compared to that wardrobe malfunction eons ago.
Kim's dress color is ugly as all hell . period. She looks like a jar of grey poupon!
Does KK have blue contacts in? Looks different.
Sky Ferreira is the one to watch out of all of these wierdos.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 05/25/2012 - 7:17pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Fri, 05/25/2012 - 7:14pm.
Cool. And I totally apologize for hurting you with some of the things I said. It was wrong, and I've wanted to say something for a while but didn't know how it would be received.
Let's just start fresh!
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It's completely fine! And I apologize as well, and yes totally starting fresh as we speak!
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Every time I see Janet will her titties out I think of what Chris Rock said, "nobody wants to see 40 year old titties." And, that was five years ago.
For what reason is Kim at Cannes? I guess a beard's gotta do what she has to do even if that means standing in a parking lot for a seven screen shit show, while wearing a commemoration dress of the good old days with RayJ.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Fri, 05/25/2012 - 7:14pm.
Cool. And I totally apologize for hurting you with some of the things I said. It was wrong, and I've wanted to say something for a while but didn't know how it would be received.
Let's just start fresh!
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 05/25/2012 - 7:02pm.
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I don't hate you cuppy. That was ions ago. I don't hold on to petty shit for that long.
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Fri, 05/25/2012 - 6:55pm.
Gerard Butler looks like shit. His hair looks like when those dogs get that yellow discoloration around their eyes in their fur.
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Even though you hate me, I have to give credit for making a spot on observation that made me LOL.
Gerard Butler looks like shit. His hair looks like when those dogs get that yellow discoloration around their eyes in their fur.
Pacy either got punched under the eyelids or needs to stop doing drugs because he also looks like haggard shit.
It's really sad that Janet Jackson is turning into Michael..
It's also really sad that Kim is the best looking one out that bunch, and why is Jessie J there?
And who in the fuck is the gremlin olsen/taylor momsen style stealin bitch?
That's all I got.
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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-
I like Paris' dress.
Wonder if her next job for Satan is selling toilet cleaner.
Now that's an endorsement I can see.
KK looks like an old VW in that hideous dress. I'm sure this is a Kanye mess made out of an old rice sack and three pinches of saffron.
ugh. Paris's face in that pic. I can admit when she looks good. NOT here.. trying to look like fucking Barbie when she is 31 years old.
She should keep her hair chin length- I hate the long hair on her.
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I thought you were singing your heart out to me
Your lips were syncing and now I see
A change would do you good
A change would do you good
Oh Kim, trying to pull a Jolie leg....
Janet will be fat again in a year. she always gains her weight back...I doubt she will live to 60 with all her yo yo dieting. So sad.
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I thought you were singing your heart out to me
Your lips were syncing and now I see
A change would do you good
A change would do you good
KIM K JUST FUCKING DIE YOU PIECE OF USELESS SHIT BUTT BOIL ON HUMANITY'S ASS.
STOOPID RETARDSS THAT DROOL OVER THIS BITCH OUTTA BE PISTOL WHIPPED & EXCHANGED FOR PET ROCKS.
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Kim who?? All I know is that Janet looks ah-may-zing, as always.
Anything that color better be paired with red and put on a hot dog.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
That lip color is really bad.
She looks matronly.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 05/25/2012 - 3:55pm.
*swooooooooooooooooooooooooon*
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Whamo,
"LOL what a bunch of crusty bitches yall are :)"
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I certainly hope you read back and re-valuate that statement Mister W!!!!!!! OLolololololol ;D
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I hope the "real" celebrities side-eyed this ho!
Eek, seems I'm the only one thinking everyone looks kind of terrible? IMO, Kim's looked much better. She could be a good 10 yrs older than she is in this pic. And ugh, enough w/ this eyeliner business on Tara Reid. Makes her look so trashy and dated.
Oh look. KK is without her latest accessory: Kanye.
And Janet Jackson has one hell of a nerve wearing that top with that cleavage from those hanging boobs. Cripes!
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What in the hell is Kim K even doing there? She is not in movies (just sex videos) She doesn't do anything but rappers and athletes.
I hate to admit it, but this is the best Kim has looked in a long time. The color and dress are lovely, sans black shoes.
Kim is almost unrecognizable now. Her Witness Protection plastic surgery was a success.
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Submitted by Gigaboob on Fri, 05/25/2012 - 3:52pm.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 05/25/2012 - 3:10pm.
Ugh, it really pains me to say it. But trick is stunning. I hate myself...
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I think PARIS looks nice, how the fuck you think I feel blurting THAT out?
Submitted by moomarse on Fri, 05/25/2012 - 3:11pm.
Yellow makes the zits on her forehead not so bad.....
wha?? that was nice!
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LOL what a bunch of crusty bitches yall are :)
Man if some of these bitches could walk on water one of you would say "look, she can't even swim"!
Aww, ole Wonky is back in circulation, bless her!!
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