Thursday, May 24th 2012
Open Post: Hosted By Maru's 5th Birthday
Today, May 24th, is Asparagus Day, Hate Your Nostrils Day (see: Asparagus Day), Escargot Day, the day after Joan Collins' birthday, Tiara Day and most importantly it's the day a piece of the Internet's heart came out of his mom's box before charming all of us with his love of boxes. Let's all celebrate this day by stuffing ourselves in a box. Happy birthday, Maru!
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Lurve that kitteh.
EC - has Payless had chirren? Has she sneezed or coughed loudly today?
She may have piddled.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 05/24/2012 - 4:21pm.
WHOOT!!!! TAKE IT!
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
This stupid cat made me start to like cats. Well, actaully MK, and his cat posts made me start to like cats.
On a side note, why do I keep smelling urine? It's not me, so I am going with Payless, since she was around my desk several times today, and I keep getting faint whiffs of urine! *puke*
How can you not love Maru?
Fuck the cute cat (not literally please) I have a job offer and a chance to get far far away from my batshit crazy lunch stealing not paying on time boss!
HAP BARFDAY MARU!!!!!!!!!!!!
*aborts litter*
Dear MK,
Please, whatever you do, DO NOT announce when Maru's "end" has come, ok? I just couldn't deal.....
Thank you! xoxoxox
moo
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
All praise Maru, king of the internets!
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse.
I definitely want to reincarnate as a cat, I need a one lifetime break from the human experience.
Happy Birthday, Maru!
I love Maru. Awesome kitteh.
Pussy in a box? A bit redundant, no?
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma