Night Crumbs

May 24, 2012 / Posted by:

Panty Creamer of the Day: Joseph Gordon-Levitt (and those are 8 words and a hyphen I thought I’d never type in a row) – Popsugar

KiKi Dunst always looks like she’s off to play a fairy in an outdoor theater production of Midsummer Night’s Dream Lainey Gossip 

RiRi shows us what a still from a Battlefield Earth porn parody might look like – The Berry

How many hos are going to use this to line their coochie tunnels with? – Towleroad

And Leandro Whateverhisnameis looks really excited about it… – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Jared Smith’s facial expression knob must be stuck on SMUG – Celebitchy

German flower Micaela Schaefer is obviously making a bold message about the dangers of leaving soda pack rings lying on the beach – Hollywood Tuna

Nicole Scherzinger’s face is starting to look snatched – Popoholic

Kelly Clarkson dropped the chunk for a man – The Superficial

Prison food or school food? – Cityrag

Lindsay Lohan, obviously – Videogum

Vanessa Hudgens’ ass got hungry – Celebslam

I kind of want to see Gerard Butler and Adrien Brody bump staches – Just Jared

The RoboCop remake is still happening and now Gary Oldman’s in it – Hollywood Rag

David Silver’s next kid is going to be a girl – IDLYITW

Levi Johnston will do gay porn in 3….2.. – I’m Not Obsessed

Imagine all the flowers in that room. A mess! – OMG Blog

(Picture via Pacific Coast News)

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