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May 24, 2012 / Posted by:

The classic metal pin art board! Putting my face on a dirty, disgusting, used up classic metal pin art board was something I had to do every time I strolled into a Spencer’s Gifts in the trash part of the mall. (Note. If you don’t know what a Spencer’s Gifts is, then picture yourself trapped inside the head of a stoned failed frat boy who lives in his parent’s rec room and writes The Hangover fanfiction. It’s kind of like that. It’s douche headquarters and they should have one on every corner.)

My friend and I would take turns putting our face or hand on that shit, and the other one would say something like, “Oooooh cool, it’s like your face is made of metal pins. I’d take a picture with my cell phone camera and post it to my Facebook, but Facebook and cell phone cameras haven’t been invented yet.” It was the dumbest thing. We literally played with sticks. Metal sticks! If you’re under the age of 25, shut your laughing ass. What else were we supposed to do to entertain ourselves?

To answer the question in your head, no, I never put my peen on it. Yes, I thought about it every single time and the words “Cover me, I’m doing it!” were always sitting on the tip of my tongue.

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