Friday, May 25th 2012

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 24th!

Even though they were halfway through the season, John Travolta told his team that somehow their new uniforms were STILL not ready! - Whamo

Runners-up:

Cristiano Ronaldo yawned, not wanting to leave the pleasant dream he was having. - SANS FARDS

The guys soon learned that playing Strip Rugby against the girls wasn't such a great idea after all. - by Aunt B

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The guys soon learned that playing Strip Rugby against the girls wasn't such a great idea after all.

Submitted by OurMissC on Thu, 05/24/2012 - 8:13pm.
The girls' team had lots of fans but the boys had no supporters.

Well done :) Lots of good ones tonight.

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It's a beautiful day in the gayborhood.

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Half.Mexican.Wonder's picture

Once she hit her mid-forties, Jen said, "fuck it," and started stealing any hoe's balls to get that baby.

WTFOMGLOL's picture

Slitherin was at a distinct disadvantage in their grudge match of Quiddicks against Grippenwhore.

WTFOMGLOL's picture

This is rugby, not cricket !! who told you to bring bats ?

WTFOMGLOL's picture

Never knew Rugby was short for "Rugburns" didja ???

well. now you know.

loozer's picture

There is a penalty on the play: Foreskin in Motion.
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dfanintheD's picture

A still from the new Bollywood blockbuster, Bend It and Blow by a Butt-Naked Beckham

LilItallee's picture

Somebody really should explain the whole "Shirts and Skins" concept a little better next game!!

LilItallee

OurMissC's picture

The girls' team had lots of fans but the boys had no supporters.

oh dave's picture

Sarah Palin's new reality show combines sports, sex, and politics.

http://burning-plastic.tumblr.com/

SteelCityGirl's picture

During the Illuminati Olympics '94, Kim and Kourtney Kuntrashian grabbed the men by the balls as they sold their souls to the Devil.

fleawatch's picture

Snookie's Lamaze class is going well.......at least the fake baby is white.......

The only other sport besides dodgeball where the goal is avoiding them.

Break-through! Lorena Bobbitt progresses to ball snatching. Baby steps, people, baby steps.

themoreyoucrythelessicare's picture

Loudes has been told time and time again to play nice with madonna's lovers but she will always be the one holding the balls

TexnDoc's picture

When you hold some London Olympic games in Elton's yard you play by Elton's rules.

Whamo's picture

Even though they were halfway through the season John Travolta told his team that somehow their new uniforms were STILL not ready!

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Every dream I had in college.

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daisy100's picture

Daniel Radcliff stars in the remake of Friday Night Lights

beb's picture

Be careful there, Riley. Dick-slapping the girl with the ball will get you five minutes in her penalty box.

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Submitted by Glen on Thu, 05/24/2012 - 6:32pm.

HA!

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The game was broadcast on ESPEEN.

She's seen more ass than the toilets at Fenway Park.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

Johnny Boy's picture

Shirts and Foreskins

or

Shirts vs. Foreskins

RPattz had a tough time courting KStew, because she really just wanted to play for the other team.

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Future Suri wishes she never went to Tom Cruise High School....

I said Lebanese rules Rugby...

In this year's Get-Rich-Off-Dick Super Bowl: The Kardashians vs. Travolta's Masseurs

Cristiano Ronaldo yawned, not wanting to leave the pleasant dream he was having.

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When the announcer yelled LET THE BALLS FLY the team didn't know he meant literally.

Anonymoussss's picture

Always one to do something different, Madonna sends Lourdes to alternative soccer camp.

ijustcant's picture

Keep your eye on the balls

Live footage from the Sixty-Nine Nations Rugby Tournament

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Whole new meaning to playing skins.

pplhaze's picture

The invisible children finally come out to support Jason Russell by paying homage to his love of nudity and playing with balls.

Melinda's picture

Kim Kardashian's younger sisters try to follow in her footsteps by dating athletes, but didn't understand what she meant by "going for the balls".

Ladies, this isn't exactly what we meant when we invited you to play with our hog skin.

When the announcer said LET THE BALLS FLY the Swedish women's team didn't know he meant literally.

frenchflies's picture

The only way Kristen Stewart will ever see a naked member of the opposite team.

cs182's picture

Well, Posh, you made your point. You carry the balls in the relationship.

RichBitch's picture

Mitchie Likes Sausage.

Orangina's picture

Remember that creepy high school in Minnesota where the parents made out with their own children at an assembly? Well, the parents also arranged this rugby game.

AMF's picture

Seen here with her sons, Snooki takes attachment parenting to a new extreme.

caren withak's picture

skins vs. gins (a)

caren withak's picture

Skins Vs Gin(a)s

RandéSleepover's picture

Ahh, my first peek at Australian rules football.

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Please: It's "rahnday."

Nobody can beat her Schweddy Balls.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

Dog's picture

So MK is posting pics of his gayborhood block parties now?

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