Friday, May 25th 2012

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 24th!

Even though they were halfway through the season, John Travolta told his team that somehow their new uniforms were STILL not ready! - Whamo

Runners-up:

Cristiano Ronaldo yawned, not wanting to leave the pleasant dream he was having. - SANS FARDS

The guys soon learned that playing Strip Rugby against the girls wasn't such a great idea after all. - by Aunt B

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Mani6's picture

Seriously Whamo that was a great one!

Fards without Sans...LOL!

Aunt B...it beats the swim team!

Skirts vs. Foreskins

SteelCityGirl's picture

I need your help, D-listers!

Please vote for my entry "Lolla at Lincoln!" Per a regular d-lister, I'm currently in 2nd place:

https://apps.facebook.com/contestshq/contests/215940

Whamo's picture

Submitted by JTROS on Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:32pm.
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:)

Andrei's picture

*dies laughing at Whamo's caption*

JTROS's picture

@ Whamo's acceptance speech - pure awesomeness! I was actually picturing your avies (Whamo, IF & Dog) acting out that scene. Hilarious.

Congrats!

Rocket's picture

Gosh! Those are all great!

Sweetas's picture

Picture and captions are HILARIOUS. Congrats Whamo, SANS, and Aunt B!! *flips Whamo in the bare ass with a towel*

Vern's picture

LMFAO Whamster!!!!!!!

Congrats ballin' hos!!

*sorry Dog, but IF made me giggle. sneaks snausage under the table, pats Dog's widdle head*

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Whamo's picture

Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:29am.

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:27am.

Well Sweet Geezuz he finally takes one!!!!!
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*wipes tear, mouths 'I love you' and slams Dog off her seat to the floor where all Dogs belong*
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LMAO!!! :P

IrishFury's picture

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:27am.

Well Sweet Geezuz he finally takes one!!!!!

I'd like to thank God because without him none of this would be possible...omg omg omg omg I can't belive I'm up here..ok...I don't want to miss anyone, First off I'd like to thank MK and the academy of course, I like to thank my fellow Dlisters, OMG OMG WEEEEEEE OK, I'd like to thank my agent Bernie Finkelstein...Bernieeee whooo!!! YOU THE MAN, I'd like to thank ALL the people that put this website, I'd like to tha...what the music already...OK OK and lastly I'd like to thank Ms Fury and Doggie because without their totally fake lurves for me I would be a shell of the man I am:) LOL Bwahaaaa!!!
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*wipes tear, mouths 'I love you' and slams Dog off her seat to the floor where all Dogs belong*
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Dark-sided!

IrishFury's picture

Whamo for the win, yay!!!

Good job too to Sans and Aunt B, funny sluts!!________________________________
Dark-sided!

Whamo's picture

Well Sweet Geezuz he finally takes one!!!!!

I'd like to thank God because without him none of this would be possible...omg omg omg omg I can't belive I'm up here..ok...I don't want to miss anyone, First off I'd like to thank MK and the academy of course, I'd like to thank my fellow Dlisters, you ALL deserve to be up here with me! OMG OMG WEEEEEEE OK, I'd like to thank my agent Bernie Finkelstein...Bernieeee whooo!!! YOU THE MAN, I'd like to thank ALL the people that put this website together, I'd like to tha...what the music already...OK OK and lastly I'd like to thank Ms Fury and Doggie because without their totally fake lurves for me I would be a shell of the man I am:) LOL Bwahaaaa!!!

Congrats Whamo! :)

Congrats Whamo! That was brilliant!

guest's picture

Whamo!!!! Lol!! Congrats Sans & Aunt B!

christine the hoff's picture

LOL you guys and WHAMMMMMOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOOT WOOT! AN extra dickrub today!!!

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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?

SpottedDogRanch's picture

WHAM-OOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Congrats wieners!!!!!

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

congrats, Whamo, and the runner ups!

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

LOL congrats, Whamo and the others!
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WithinReason...'s picture

LOL congrats winners!! You on a roll Whamo! ;D

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betseyfan2's picture

Congrats Whamo! Was this your first win?

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OurMissC's picture

LOL whamo! Great RU's too! Congrats!

OURMISSCunt - per the inimitable suckandfuck, 12-23-11.

Dog's picture

WHAMO!!!!!!!!!!! CONGRATULATIONS, FOOLIO!!!!! LOVE U!

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dfanintheD's picture

Caught by the paps in the L.Ron Hubbard Bathhouse, the Jonas Brothers beat it out of there and inserted themselves in a women's rugby game.

Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

I'm surprised the boys team wasn't constantly in a scrum.

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Strepsi's picture

The Democratic Party at the Washington Mall: just as we suspected, just one ball between all of them.

Jintess's picture

Sometimes there are things that just don't need to be seen

tojo's picture

Yes Gotye, I love your song and music video..

But maybe this is taking it a bit too far?

♪♪But you didn't have to cut me off
Make it like it never happened and that we were nothing
I don't even need your love, but you treat me like a stranger
And that feels so rough♪♪

♪♪No, you didn't have to stoop so low
Have your friends collect your records
And then change your number
Guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just somebody that I used to know♪♪

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...the end

Chris Knight's picture

Chichis vs. Dickies...

Vermithrax's picture

No one likes a ball hog.

Tyroan's picture

Sorry ladies, but I specifically told them this was flag football.

Uh-oh. Looks like the gay Quidditch team messed with the Duggar family one time too many.

Nell's picture

These players have a lot of nuts.

ScarfnBarf's picture

Trying for baby #2, Tom and Katie join a game of foreplay at the Scientology Center.

LaChaylo's picture

Sadly no one could bend it like Ray J.

Tainted (Phys-Ed) Love.
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Byte Moi's picture

Nancy leans away from the peen at the Annual Ballsack Dance Games.

Dannii's picture

After being recently banned from massage parlours, John Travolta has started attending the sunday morning football instead.

skabazzle's picture

What the inside of Octomom's uterus looks like at any given point.

Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!

Dannii's picture

not a caption-suddenly i want to play soccer.

seriously thought whats going on here? i hope this is legit and those arnt streakers as that would be a bit disturbing. plus fuck you to the original link which says "the wrong team is naked" nuh-uh, its about time we got some NAKED MEN in sport!

Mani6's picture

Muchas grassy ass seen your.

Mani6's picture

Take me out to the ball game means something different in Whoreville.

skabazzle's picture

The boys' dick cheese flying around gave a new meaning to the rugby term "scrum."

Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!

Half.Mexican.Wonder's picture

You think this is a game, but this ovulating bitch will elbow you in the baby maker for that ball.