Thursday, May 24th 2012

Bill Clinton's Still Got It

Noted punane wrangler Bill Clinton co-hosted an event with Prince Albert II at a casino in Monte Carlo last night and it brought out the likes of Rose McGowan, Diane Kruger, Joshua Jackson, Billy Zane and an award-winning porn star who got close to him for a picture. Brooklyn Lee (right), AVN's Best New Startlet of 2012, Tweeted (via TMZ) this picture of her and two friends, Tasha Reign (left) and Jennifer Taule (far left), hugging on some Bill. I'd like to think that Brooklyn Lee knew Bill was on the guest list and wore that blue dress with a bedazzled white spot especially for him. I'd also like to think that this picture will be the inspiration for a reality show called Bill's Porn Angels.

And I'm not sure of something. Is this what Brooke Hogan, Ashley Tisdale and Nikki Cox look like with beer goggles on or with reverse beer goggles on?

Posted by: Michael K


lilywhiteclass's picture

I suppose Princess Stephanie was too busy to attend, being at the beach applying Crisco to her face and bod to work on her perpetual tan. Damn, that woman is deep fried. 45 going on 65.

Daniee's picture

Hmmmm, the women look manly from here.

Whamo's picture

Submitted by Nanners on Thu, 05/24/2012 - 2:20pm.

I like Bill a bit more bloated. He looks sick now.
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I was going to say the same thing and you know what, I really don't think this is a good sign because Bubba loves his burgers fries and shit and to lose that much weight is uncharacteristic of him becasue we know he has the self control of a dog in heat so I don't think it's a diet that got him there.

the one on the far left isn't a porn star, she is ceo of some drug testing company.

The redhead is suppose to be some up and coming porn star. She looks meh at best.

Wonder what Hilary will think...

M.E.'s picture

"And I'm not sure of something. Is this what Brooke Hogan, Ashley Tisdale and Nikki Cox look like with beer goggles on or with reverse beer goggles on?"

OMFG! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHA!

TROOF!

lilywhiteclass's picture

For a second there, I thought that pic of Billy Zane was douchebag Prince Albert. Scary.

I still maintain that Hillary is a carpet muncher; Billy boy her beard. And I read somewhere that she is a first class bigot with a sewer mouth.

Monaco really has declined in the ensuing years since Grace's death in 1982. Low ass class trash and the Russian mafia prevail in the principality these days. Grace may have been Hollywood's biggest whore, but she no doubt brought Tinseltown's most glittering whores and carpet beggars there during her reign as Princess of the Slots - Sinatra, Ava Gardiner, Liz Taylor, Cary Grant, etc.

They just don't make cunts and cocksuckers like they used to.

guest's picture

Billy Zane was always bald right? He was wearing pieces in Titanic.

Whamo's picture

So I have to assume by that white dress that there's a naked sheep walking around somewhere in the Scottish highland's???

Anonymous101's picture

Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 05/24/2012 - 2:13pm.
Those girls are fug, esp. man-face on the left.

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In other words, just his type :P

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MissJaneTexas's picture

Oh shit. I totally thought the girl in the blue dress was my friend. Closer look - my friend is much hotter. Love the dress though.

Oh Bill.

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OHMYGODROSEWHATDIDYOUDO?!?!

In other news, I love the word punane

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M.E.'s picture

Um, who's the platinum blonde tranny in the black sequined dress?

MAN HANDS!

JessicaGiovanna's picture

Wow, at first glance at the thumbnails I confused Rose McGowan with Det Latoya... Eeek

AreYouSeriousRightNow's picture

Also - some bald men are sexy as hell with their smooth domes, but Billy Zane is not one of them. I would not hate it if he got himself a good hair piece.

guest's picture

He's leaning more into the Tasha chick.

Brooklyn Lee bow wow! Dude looks like a plastic surgery mistake :/

AreYouSeriousRightNow's picture

Good Lawd! What the hell happened to Rose McGowan's face? When will these brawds learn to stop with the plastic surgery and the injectables?

Ashley Tisdale, I remember her from that 'My Jeans' song. she was mentioned in it.

Nanners's picture

I like Bill a bit more bloated. He looks sick now.

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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse.

Whamo's picture

While I never had to deal with Bill as my President, I just can't hate on the guy and in spite of everything he did and the embarrassment he may have brought to the presidency you guys STILL had worst Presidents. So get er done Bill! hope you their numbers but as Ms Fury mentioned you might want to make sure the one your right doesn't have a big penis!

M.E.'s picture

OMG! BILLY ZANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*squirt*

ewwww he is fucking gross.

*loses woman boner*

Sorry Jack.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 05/24/2012 - 2:16pm.

But question is.....by the end of the night was that blue dress covered with cum stains and cigar smoke????????
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*shakes magic 8 ball*

"All signs point to yes"
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SpottedDogRanch's picture

Bills nose looks like a penis in that lone head shot.

SANS FARDS's picture

Ugh. Can someone please kindly inform Billy Zane that the shaved head is not the look?

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M.E.'s picture

But question is.....by the end of the night was that blue dress covered with cum stains and cigar smoke????????

I thought the one was Nikki Cox at first. I was thinking, Oh great she got her face fixed finally!!

Glad to see Billy looking cute again. He was looking rather "off" for a while..

Two Drink Min's picture

The one on the far left looks like Kim Z. ROSE MCGOWANS FACE...ugh. Please fix...

jack-n-the-hat's picture

Bill is THE pussy whisperer.
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IrishFury's picture

Those girls are fug, esp. man-face on the left.

Billy Zane is so creepy with that head of his. all the concealer on his face, the eye make up and done up eyebrows. Gross.

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Sweetas's picture

Guest AHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!

guest's picture

*cigars...cigarettes...cigars...cigarettes*