Night Crumbs

May 23, 2012 / Posted by:

Snooki’s guidoling is a boy and she’s trying to act like she’s not going to name him Pickleino Zantrex – The Superficial

JLo is taking dickmatized to a whole new level by getting Casper Smart his own reality show – Lainey Gossip

Catherine Zeta-Jones is thinking to herself, “Bitch, instead of yelling at me you should be fluffing up that bunny tail on your head.”The Berry

Will Smith would slap a kissing trick up again – Towleroad

Kelly Brook makes it oh-so-easy – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Gis and Tom Brady might be spawning again – Celebitchy

There are times when I’m looking at a single picture and I can tell who cut the fart and who’s smelling it. This is one of those times. – Hollywood Tuna

You can’t put the word RISE on a Batman poster and barely show any bulge – Popoholic

Glamberace is breaking records – ICYDK

A weave advisor is what Brit Brit really needs – Hollywood Rag

Tracy Morgan just outed himself as a Sasquatch, I think – IDLYITW

Tom Sturridge should know his hair is a pile of tragedy when even Kristen Stewart is side-eying it – Popsugar

Michelle Rodriguez in a bikini – Just Jared

Just like bronchitis, I ain’t got time for this – Crunk + Disorderly

For $45,000 a month, I also better get a vial of Leonardo DiCatchAHo’s sperm so I can find a way to knock myself up and hit him up for child support – Cityrag

In case you’re in the Atlanta area and were wondering why you heard a high-pitched walrus screaming, “SAVE THE WIGS! THE WIGS! FORGET THE BABY! THROW YOURSELF OVER THE WIGS!”I’m Not Obsessed

It took me a few blinks to realize this was not Eva Mendes in the face – Moe Jackson

But does Michael McKean’s understudy have an alibi? – SOW

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