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Just randomly saw Glen's just now-- also funny!

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Hahahaha!!! Good stuff winners! *chases M.E. around with this pic*

Funny stuff! Great captions! Congrats winners!

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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)

The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK

HAHAHAHAHA. They are all great - congrats winners. I will say though TFBuckFutter you made me spit out my coffee - HAHAHA.

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I'm jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo - Blanche Devereaux

GOOD JOB!!! congrats, wieners!

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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?

Congrats to the very witty winnahs! WTG!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Hahaha! The horse I put my money on won. That's an excellent win.

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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma

LOL winnahs! Those are some damn spooky clowns... ALL staring at meeeeeeeee!!!! Hahha ;D

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They're laughing because even though they're doing nothing but riding in the back of a truck, they know that they're still funnier than Bob Saget.

The Real Ass Clowns of Orange County

On their way to the Liz & Dick auditions. LiLo will be pleased to know her old friends haven't deserted her.

BRANDI GLANVILLE, LEANN RIMES, EDDIE CIBRIAN&MARIO LOPEZ ARE HAVING THEIR LAST LAUGH WHILE ON THE WAY TO ANOTHER MENTAL FACILITY...

Ladies and gentlemen, Inane Clowned Pussies!

This can only mean one thing. The Repulican National Convention is in town.

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Jack in the box and Ronald McDonald's basement babies are finally rescued!!!

The lesser known illegitimate children of Ronald McDonald and Jack-In-The-Box.

Promo photo for ICP's latest release, Difficult Clowns

The John Travolta witness-protection program

Three dicks and Scott Disick in a car, going to a Kardashian event.

Looks like Leno is bringing in a new set of writers.

Fuckin' trunkalos!

A bush in one hand is worth four in the rear.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

Look, it's some Kardashians without any make up on!

After thirty years of working side-by-side in terror with Ronald, Grimace decides to hire immersion therapists to cure his phobia of clowns.

ICP's idea of a fancy limousine ride.

Insane Clown Pick-up

Ronald Mcdonald's tailgate party in the hood

"Want to get laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!"

The Lakers starting five enjoyed this year's homecoming parade.

A new batch of Joan Rivers faces is sent in for final processing.

Never underestimate those "bumps" in your rear.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

The Lifetime crew just wrapped production on that Lindsay Lohan Liz Taylor mess of a movie & got the hell out of Dodge....

Lindsey arrives on time (okay, four hours late) to the Liz and Dick set bright eyed and bushy tailed, with the help of her friends Paris, Barron, and Brandon. And the producers were worried. Pfft.

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Kitten Kaboodle - a Disney ho who did the ho stroll right ;)

Illegal Mexican clowns will continue to try to cross our border solely hoping to score that baloney sandwich and orange juice if they get caught. Good times!
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Give me a clothesline or give me death. And not the She by Sheree kind.

Submitted by Oldie on Wed, 05/23/2012 - 6:47pm.

How times have changed. When I was a teenager cruising the streets in my pickup blue eye shadow and black eyeliner were as shocking as it got.

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Tonya Harding, is that you??? lol

"A little song,
a little dance,
a little seltzer down your pants!" sings Justin Theroux with his new found friends who helped him execute a daring escape when Aniston took him to explore a circus themed wedding reception.

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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is a walking argument against nepotism.

The Kardashians try a new look in trying to keep their Kardashian Kollection afloat at Sears.

Insane Clown Posse's new tour bus; a true sign of hard economic times.

Hide yo kids: the grown children of John Wayne Gacy head off to their next birthday party assignment.

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Dark-sided!

The National Organization For Marriage is doing its Christian love road tour again.

Just to keep her safe, they truck in the Jessica Simpson look alikes from everywhere!

Will work for peanuts..popcorn..cotton candy...

The Juggalos come out for the summer, searching for Faygo.

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"Being a fucking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you're rewarded significantly." ~~ Jon Hamm