Wednesday, May 23rd 2012
Birthday Sluts
Joan Collins (79)
Heidi Range (29)
Lane Garrison (32)
Kelly Monaco (36)
Ken Jennings (38)
Jewel (38)
Maxwell (39)
Eric Nies (41)
Guinevere Turner (44)
Tom Tykwer (47)
Karen Duffy (51)
Lea DeLaria (54)
Drew Carey (54)
Linda Thompson (62)
Charles Kimbrough (76)
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I think that Collins BIcz would look less mannequin-y if she were to cut her hair short.
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"She's Black & I'm Gay--- we create culture."
HB to Joan, Jewel, Lea and the other birthday sluts today!
Joan, you hot bitch, I hope I look as good as you at 79!
Lea has an amazing voice for jazz! ☼♥
Happy birthday to ya just_lurking! Hope you had lots of cake! lol ;p
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Happy Birthday to Lea "Madam Delphina" Delaria!
HB Drew Carey, but let's be honest, you really really stink on Price is Right. Please leave now.
Submitted by Rdeadline on Wed, 05/23/2012 - 10:11am.
Correct me if I am wrong on this please, older people! What Joan Collins did on Dynasty was so spectacular
The first year of Dynasty was totally different (more oil-industry, less fun) and it was completely retooled after La Collins arrived. It's probably hard to imagine this today, but gay bars and discos all over the country would fill up just to project that show every week - and it never would've happened had it not been for Joan.
Even more significantly, Joan was a true has-been when she got the gig - she'd already spent the 1950s as a [20th Cent. Fox]studio contract ingenue, had slid into occasional tv guest spots* and spent the 70s in self-financed softcore trash based on her sister's novels - when, at 49, she walked into that courtroom on Dynasty and the rest is history.
She's had the second act to end them all!
*Yes, among her less important 60s-70s tv work is that one jewel: she is "Edith Keeler", the leading lady on the best episode of Star Trek ever.
Joan Collins! I want to look this hot when I'm "79" too!
One of the greatest celebrities ever!! HB Joan...
...HB Joan...
...what's even more remarkable than her looking so fab at 79 is that in reality she probably just turned 81...
...I remember the scuttlebut back in the day is that Joan was actually a full-on 50 yrs old in 1981 but shaved off a couple of years when she got the part on Dynasty...
...no matter, biatch OWNed that show...
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...'It's as if he's using the paint to represent something he's seen'...
Submitted by Rdeadline on Wed, 05/23/2012 - 10:11am.
Correct me if I am wrong on this please, older people! What Joan Collins did on Dynasty was so spectacular
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Oh no, you are not wrong my friend.
Even looking back at it now, it's some captivating stuff. She WAS Dynasty. Linda Evans was so bland and lacked acting chops but their cat fight scenes were legendary. I would love to get all my fave snacks/drinks and lock myself away from the world and have a full on marathon.
Joan Collins is ageless, no born-date, no end-date. Eric Nies was pretty much my schoolgirl-crush throughout the 90's, so HB to him.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
HB Joan Collins, Jewel and Drew Carey.
Correct me if I am wrong on this please, older people! What Joan Collins did on Dynasty was so spectacular, watch all of season one then at the end of the last ep. the Alexis character walks in the courtroom. It's got to be one of the best tv intos of all time. I watched all of Dynasty on soapnet a few years ago.
This is Alexis on the stand, her first show:
http://youtu.be/xQQVfPB-r44
happy birthday to joan collins!! :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcdhdzfbR_o
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
happy day to Joan Collins, and Jewel... yes, i like Jewel... sue me!
... and a big 'ol fuck you to Maxwell!... guy fucked up a great Kate Bush song, and that will not be tolerated, folks!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Happy birthday to Joan Collins... a true hot bitch... and also to the erection producing Kelly Monaco.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Joan has been the hot bitch since day one. HB.
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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?
LOVE Joan. She was considered the poor man's Liz Taylor but still managed to carve out a pretty decent career for herself.
http://cache2.artprintimages.com/p/LRG/54/5487/QSQKG00Z/art-print/joan-c...
HB Joan. ♥ She's lived a large life.
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Ack Eric Nies is 41 ?? He was so cute back in the day, like Dan Cortese.
Submitted by rovex on Wed, 05/23/2012 - 8:34am.
Hah! Too funny.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
<"Submitted by rovex on Wed, 05/23/2012 - 8:34am.">
What a great commercial. That is an excellent ad campaign. Loved the first one I saw with Liza "Would you please quit kicking the seat!?"
HB Lea Delaria, Jewel, Guinevere Turner, and St. Joan!
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
I remember being in a business meeting during the eighties when Dynasty was huge. We were discussing whether there were many major corporations with headquarters in Denver, CO. Somebody piped up and said: "Well, there's Denver Carrington and ColbyCo." She was dead serious.
I have to say i LOVE the ad she did recently for Snickers. Just proves that despite the glam, she's real.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KlrgAGiv9ZY
Joan Collins....A TRUE Dlist Hot Slut Super Hero if ever there was one.
Jewel...Nice voice, very pretty even with the tweaked out teeth.
Drew Carey...I use to love the Drew Carey show, his fights with Mimi and dopey boss Craig Ferguson always made me laugh my ass off.
Happy Bday Sluts
HB just_lurking (I was in lurk mode for quite some time, too).
Also, wow at Jewel being 38! I listened to her in middle school...
Anyway, Happy Birthday, all! <3
suck eggs you over-glorified & rich muthafuckas.
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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
~Edmund Burke
http://youtu.be/p0mHxtpoq2c
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Happy birthday to Alexis Morrell Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan. With eyes so far apart, you have 360 vision and 100% bitchery.
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Dark-sided!
Happy B-Day to the woman whom Vivien Leigh once described as being "a little too common" for Warren Beatty. Enjoy your day, you glamourous old bitch.
Submitted by just_lurking on Wed, 05/23/2012 - 7:43am.
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*starts up rendition of Happy Birthday fo jl*
I love Joan Collins. And her latest book is so unbelievably, unapologetically bitchy.
MK, you missed one!
just_lurking (35)
there, i fixed it up for you ;)
Oh Joan, who will saaaave your wig?
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse.