Oh, So Now Lindsay Lohan Is Suddenly Picky When It Comes To Dick
If the producers of Lifetime's Liz & Dick cast an orange parking cone in a brown wig to play Richard Burton opposite Lindsay Lohan's Elizabeth Taylor, that bitch should shut her lips and nod, because she should be lucky that someone is giving her a chance to prove that she's not a chronic professional fuck up and is about as pleasant as getting finger fucked by an eagle. But Lindsay Lohan wouldn't be Lindsay Lohan if she didn't induce a dozen eye rolls with her self-entitled antics, so of course she's already a freckled thorn in the producers' ass lips.
A source tells Radar that the producers of that basic cable foolery put Matthew Settle of Gossip Girl, Sean Maguire of Meet the Spartans and Craig Robert Young on the short list for the role of Richard Burton, but LiLo waved all of them away. The fact that this is a movie for FUCKING LIFETIME hasn't penetrated through the fart bubble of delusion that LiLo lives in and so she thinks an A-lister should star opposite her, so says the source:
"Lindsay is being an absolute nightmare about who should play Burton. She believes Matthew Settle is too old to play the role, and she wants a major A-list star to be her co-star. However, her salary for the role took up a major portion of the budget, and the Burton gig will likely only pay $200k, max. The producers don't need to get Lindsay's approval of who will play Richard Burton, but they want to keep her happy.
They are already in pre-production and it's very hard to conduct any rehearsals without the pivotal role of Richard Burton. There is also cause for concern because Lindsay partied all night last week with Paris Hilton, Barron Hilton and Brandon Davis. All three, including Lindsay, have been arrested for DUI and/or drug charges previously. Lindsay shouldn't be out partying all night long, no good can come of that."
LiLo wants to fly to London to handpick her own Richard Burton, but the producers aren't going to fund that trip.
None of these dudes give me Richard Burton vibes, but this movie is just a whoring for ratings project camouflaged as an Elizabeth Taylor biopic so it doesn't matter who plays him. I wouldn't be surprised if LiLo ended up playing Liz AND Dick so she can collect two checks. I also wouldn't be surprised if White Oprah is trying to get the producers to cast The Curious Case of Ali Lohan as Richard Burton so she can collect two commissions. "It doesn't count as incest if it's done in front of the cameras.... for a check..... and if the producers give their pimp a lifetime supply of Svedka as a finders fee." - White Oprah's life motto
But seriously, since Liz & Dick is already a mess, the producers should get totally messy by casting Pete "Dreamboat" Doherty, seen below looking hot at Cannes, as Richard Burton. Dreamboat is absolutely perfect for the simple fact that he wouldn't flinch if LiLo sneezed up a coke booger on his face during the kissing scenes.
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FUCK you Lifetime for fucking with Liz, i hope she is laughing right now.
why dont they just hire samantha ronson to play dick? i mean it doesnt fucking matter, this film is going to be a train wreck anyway. if you are going to make a hot mess movie, commit to it and go hot mess 100%, dont be a limp dick and make a 50% hot mess movie.
plus if ronson played dick, she and hohan could show us how Liz and Dick scissorred, when dick wasnt using his dick.
200k is not enough to have to kiss her scabby lips and get TB, Hepitis, or any one of her -new strain- VD's.
I was thinking Jensen Ackles but it's probly beneath him. Ashame cause he would be a perfect Richard Burton.
I don't feel sorry for the producers.
They hired that crazy bitch to shame the memory of Liz Taylor.
I hope Lohan totally bankrupts them.
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I'm pretty sure Richard Burton didn't have dirty fingernails.
Submitted by Cat Scratch on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 4:32pm.
Actually, IIRC, she overdosed a few times and sometimes claimed she was feeling too ill to go on set when she wasn't.
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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 5:13pm.
GG, you really think Fslcor is gonna let Squint Boy anywhere near BloHan???
No. But we can dream, can't we? :-P
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 4:45pm.
A while back Vanity Fair published one of Richard Burton's love letters to E.T. ...
Letter? She must not have told him to "phone home."
As much as I hate doing it, I'm going to call BS on this story. I'm not a Lilo sympathizer by any stretch, but the "source" sounds like a random crew member who has little to no contact with Lilo or the producers. I highly doubt the producers would jump to her demands regarding the casting, when she can't get hired anywhere else.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 4:45pm.
A while back Vanity Fair published one of Richard Burton's love letters to E.T. It was hands down one of the most romantic, sensual, poetic things I've ever read.
Having said that, apparently he also had an elephant peen.
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Liz was so Dickmatized she married him twice. (I've heard that poetry--bitches love sonnets--and elephant peen can make that happen.)
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Serves them right for hiring the delusional asswipe.
Submitted by QueenieBK on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 4:57pm.
Didn't she get hooked on pain pills owing to back problems stemming from an accident on one of her film sets?
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She was thrown off a horse during National Velvet and then again in 1976 with a bunch of physical setbacks in between and after. She used to mix booze with pills and was at the worst of her addictions in her 50's. Her family (with Roddy McDowall) had an intervention with her in 1984 and she went to Betty Ford.
But even at her messiest, Elizabeth Taylor did pretty well and was never famous only for her addictions. She was the first actress to break the million dollar mark in film, she was Cleopatra, she dressed down and aged herself for "Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolf" and bagged an Oscar.
Lilo was in "The Parent Trap" and "Mean Girls" and fucked Mark Ronson's sister.
Just let Sam Ronson play Burton.
She could use the 200K.
They have chemistry.
Everyone would watch.
Dreamboat would be perfect casting! (a girl can dream...)
Realistically, Blohan should be grateful if Dick Cheney took the role.
MOVE OVER DICK, I'm Lindsay Lohan!
Considering what Lifetime did to Project Runway, I believe this mess will go on with Blowho.
Dog, can you imagine the fuckery if they did get Eddie to be Burton? Oh the dramazzzzzzzzzzzzz!
WAIT! *starts crying* The Amish can get a hotel reservation in Cannes but I can't?
Oooh Sean Maguire! I remember when he was a little teenage twink adorning bedroom walls in the early 90's. Must check out Spartacus.
That Gossip Girl guy is the most annoying lame douche ever (in the show at least which IS reality)
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Dreamboat looks............... clean.
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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?
Submitted by QueenieBK on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 4:54pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 4:45pm.
A while back Vanity Fair published one of Richard Burton's love letters to E.T. It was hands down one of the most romantic, sensual, poetic things I've ever read.
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OffT but a little while ago I read a VF article on Hemingway and his first wife, and their various correspondence - this is an excerpt of a letter he sent to her while they were dating, and it kills me every time I read it:
"I didn't want to kiss you goodbye - that is the trouble - I wanted to kiss you goodnight - and there's a lot of difference."
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Queenie, what a sucker I would be for him (and Burton). I visited a beach in Cuba named after Hemingway's boat (*the 'Pilar'). He's revered there.
I thought of another actor for an older Burton: Ray Liotta..he has the acne scarred skin and snake-like charm.
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GG, you really think Fslcor is gonna let Squint Boy anywhere near BloHan???
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Submitted by Cat Scratch on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 4:32pm.
People keep saying "Well, Elizabeth Taylor had her addictions too!" but that was WAY later than Lilo and only serious medical issues ever stood between her and a film. Elizabeth was prompt and had gained a reputation for landing everything in ONE TAKE.
Frankly, Elizabeth was more famous for GOING to REHAB than being a drunk. Everyone thinks of it very backwards, she was nominated and winning Oscars, starring in the biggest movies, and really out of the press in the dawn of her superstardom.
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Didn't she get hooked on pain pills owing to back problems stemming from an accident on one of her film sets?
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Hey Eddie Cibriannanan isn't working! Maybe they'll call him!
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 4:45pm.
A while back Vanity Fair published one of Richard Burton's love letters to E.T. It was hands down one of the most romantic, sensual, poetic things I've ever read.
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OffT but a little while ago I read a VF article on Hemingway and his first wife, and their various correspondence - this is an excerpt of a letter he sent to her while they were dating, and it kills me every time I read it:
"I didn't want to kiss you goodbye - that is the trouble - I wanted to kiss you goodnight - and there's a lot of difference."
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
With any luck, they'll fire this ho and cast whoever they want. Hire LL and you get what you deserve.
BWAHAHAHAHA! Good job, BloHan, you fucking useless joke.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2147647/Lindsay-Lohan-model...
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Dreamboat should play Taylor. He's closer to her class and style and acting chops than BloHan could ever be. She should just play one of Burton's used condoms. She's good at that.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 4:47pm.
Elephant peen plus a nack for sensual letters? I can over look the pock marked features!
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He really was the classic, tortured artist. He was a trained stage actor, with that fabulous voice and Welsh accent. Despite the horrible skin, he was very charismatic and sessy (IMO)
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The balls on this cum dumpster are astounding. I guess it doesn't penetrate that toxic soup in her head she thinks is a brain that a) This is only a movie for Lifetime and not in contention for an Oscar, b)she is not an A-list actor who can make demands, and c) she can't expect any A- or B-list actor to want to get anywhere near her diseased ass.
God, I hope she continues the partying and fucks her career for good. Why not? She's fucked everyone and everything else.
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Elephant peen plus a nack for sensual letters? I can over look the pock marked features!
A while back Vanity Fair published one of Richard Burton's love letters to E.T. It was hands down one of the most romantic, sensual, poetic things I've ever read.
Having said that, apparently he also had an elephant peen.
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Dreamboat is turning into a corpse one body part at a time. I'm pretty sure his innards are dead already and his hands are starting to turn. Can you imagine what his legs look like? Just blue, black, pale white and full on bloated.
People keep saying "Well, Elizabeth Taylor had her addictions too!" but that was WAY later than Lilo and only serious medical issues ever stood between her and a film. Elizabeth was prompt and had gained a reputation for landing everything in ONE TAKE.
Frankly, Elizabeth was more famous for GOING to REHAB than being a drunk. Everyone thinks of it very backwards, she was nominated and winning Oscars, starring in the biggest movies, and really out of the press in the dawn of her superstardom.
Agreed. This is part of the publicity push to use her name before they dump her for another actress.
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I hope this fuckery is a bait and switch. Use Blohan for as much publicity as possible and then fire her ass for someone worthy of Liz.
How low is her self esteem for her to party with Wonky and company when they talked major shit about her in the past.? Blohan probably didn't have a connect in Canada. & y'know how it is when you're a shameless crackhead. Anybody is your bestie when they can get you drugs and do'em with you.
Nice to see Dreamboat trolling around town.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by oh dave on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 2:48pm.
SamRo can do it. I would watch that. Her Welsh accent would be great.
LOL!! Never seen that, but it looks very funny. I have it on good authority that SamRo is not the only gay in Venice.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 3:05pm.
http://youtu.be/KrlzaBNgz-M
"you could have had a bit of cock there" hahahaha
Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 2:31pm.
Lindsay partied all night last week with Paris Hilton, Barron Hilton and Brandon Davis....
Hold the fucking phone, weren't Hilton and Davis the ones that started that crotchfire fiasco??
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Yup. And it saddens my cold, black heart that they're still alive. Can't we get someone like Khloe Kongdashian to eat them up and burp them out already??
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It's like she forgot she's a whore.
Submitted by Get Serious on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 1:03pm.
I maintain that the producers expected and WANTED this. If Blohan breaks the law or acts too insufferable, they fire her and hire someone who actually looks like Liz and can ACT. But they'll already have reaped all the publicity from Blohan's casting!
It's a gamble, but it will probably pay off.
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Submitted by oh dave on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 2:48pm.
SamRo can do it. I would watch that. Her Welsh accent would be great.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 2:50pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 2:13pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 2:06pm.
Also the ponytail swinging. That's intentional, too. When I see some jerk walking down the street with her little perky ponytail swinging all over the place, I want to yank it....
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That's funny so do I, but for a completely different reason!
Sorry I had to, that was just too easy:)
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ha ha I do that allll the time, I feel extra perky when it's swinging around back there!
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Thanks for the visual snowy:) :P
Submitted by M.E. : That costume photo shoot is a joke. She looks NOTHING like Liz and the costumes look CHEAP! I think I've seen classier dresses at the Good Will
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I totally agree, but think about it....would YOU trust Ms. 5 Finger Discount around couture or any rag worth more than $10? I wouldn't.
Submitted by Few Words on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 2:53pm.
how about 70's show jagoff vilmer vanwhatever
he needs a paycheck
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Your posts make me LMAO, between what you say and your avvie.
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Submitted by Few Words on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 2:53pm.
how about 70's show jagoff vilmer vanwhatever
he needs a paycheck
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He's probably too busy pimping out under-aged girls.
I think it would be hilarious if she got fired.
how about 70's show jagoff vilmer vanwhatever
he needs a paycheck
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 2:42pm.
To the fucking CUNT at the front desk who hung up on me TWICE after announcing myself.
FUCK YOU!
Let's see what kind of response time you get from me today.
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Jesus, the least they could do is hire someone who knows how to work a phone (the cunt, not you) especially for a front desk position. I mean, there's sometimes a learning curve with any new phone system (BTDT) but something in the milk ain't clean.
Don't even get me started on the fucktard who thought my former office's main number was a FAX number. *facepalm*
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fire the bitch!
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 2:13pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 2:06pm.
Also the ponytail swinging. That's intentional, too. When I see some jerk walking down the street with her little perky ponytail swinging all over the place, I want to yank it....
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That's funny so do I, but for a completely different reason!
Sorry I had to, that was just too easy:)
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ha ha I do that allll the time, I feel extra perky when it's swinging around back there!
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