Night Crumbs

I’m not sure which has more Kardashian amounts of makeup on: Lea Michele’s face or Lea Michele’s titty bowls? – Hollywood Tuna

Uncle Jay? GOOPY would. – Lainey Gossip

That guy behind Nicole Richie is either really angry about her Valley of the Dolls look or the paps caught him while he gave a beej to an invisible man on stilts – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Tameka Foster’s spit bombs make Usher sad – Celebitchy

But what I want to know is how many tokes did it take for Miley Cyrus to say sex is beautiful magic – The Superficial

Hawkeye and Thor, you’re next! – Towleroad

Selena Gomez reading 50 Shades of Grey has to be 50 shades of ILLEGAL – Popoholic

In other words, Ray-J can’t handle his coke – ICYDK

Just like vagina, Tim Tebow doesn’t really know how the Internet works – IDLYITW

Joel McHale, just because – The Berry

Who cares about Stepford Katie’s hard drive shutting down from being exposed to water! Suri Cruise’s doll is what really matters! – Popsugar

Rupert Everett is Oscar Wilde – OMG Blog

The scent of slightly charred Botox told me this was Nicole Kidman and not Taylor Swift after a blowout – Just Jared

Avatar had less special effects than this picture of the Kartrashians – Celebslam

And let’s hope Ellis dies a slow, torturous, bloody death at the hands of Anjelica Huston – SOW

HEADLINE OF THE CENTURY: Michael Jackson wanted to make babies with Xuxa – Hollywood Rag

I’m reading this as: the Gosselin kids were thisclose to convincing one of the crew members to adopt them all and TLC ruined everything by canceling their show – Videogum

Beyonce B.B.I.C. (Before Blue Ivy Carter) – Cityrag

Demi Moore got a job – I’m Not Obsessed