Night Crumbs
I'm not sure which has more Kardashian amounts of makeup on: Lea Michele's face or Lea Michele's titty bowls? - Hollywood Tuna
Uncle Jay? GOOPY would. - Lainey Gossip
That guy behind Nicole Richie is either really angry about her Valley of the Dolls look or the paps caught him while he gave a beej to an invisible man on stilts - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Tameka Foster's spit bombs make Usher sad - Celebitchy
But what I want to know is how many tokes did it take for Miley Cyrus to say sex is beautiful magic - The Superficial
Hawkeye and Thor, you're next! - Towleroad
Selena Gomez reading 50 Shades of Grey has to be 50 shades of ILLEGAL - Popoholic
In other words, Ray-J can't handle his coke - ICYDK
Just like vagina, Tim Tebow doesn't really know how the Internet works - IDLYITW
Joel McHale, just because - The Berry
Who cares about Stepford Katie's hard drive shutting down from being exposed to water! Suri Cruise's doll is what really matters! - Popsugar
Rupert Everett is Oscar Wilde - OMG Blog
The scent of slightly charred Botox told me this was Nicole Kidman and not Taylor Swift after a blowout - Just Jared
Avatar had less special effects than this picture of the Kartrashians - Celebslam
And let's hope Ellis dies a slow, torturous, bloody death at the hands of Anjelica Huston - SOW
HEADLINE OF THE CENTURY: Michael Jackson wanted to make babies with Xuxa - Hollywood Rag
I'm reading this as: the Gosselin kids were thisclose to convincing one of the crew members to adopt them all and TLC ruined everything by canceling their show - Videogum
Beyonce B.B.I.C. (Before Blue Ivy Carter) - Cityrag
Demi Moore got a job - I'm Not Obsessed


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Is that Lea's make-up kit behind her? My bad... it's a dumpster.
I'm glad Demi Moore has a new movie roll but really when is she going to be ready to suck cock again?
That Beyonce video was bizarre. She always acts so anal retentive in interviews, it's interesting to see her acting like a normal chick. And she has a really flat stomach, so she can get away with wearing a crop top past the year 2000.
Thanks again guys.
I'll be okay.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 05/23/2012 - 9:23am.
Submitted by betseyfan2 on Wed, 05/23/2012 - 9:15am.
Evil Cupcake....feeling a little lighter and fluffier today?
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Thanks for asking.
I'm tryin' to feel better.
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I don't know what's going on, and I'm not asking. But I really hope you feel better. There's nothing worse than a flat Cupcake.
ETA: Terrible joke. I'm sorry.
Cup di Cake
I'm glad you feel a bit better (I know you don't but you feel you should say you do), have a good day today if you can. Just take it an hour at a time. Or a minute. Whatever it takes to make it work.
I'm so sorry you are so down :(
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 05/23/2012 - 9:23am.
Submitted by betseyfan2 on Wed, 05/23/2012 - 9:15am.
Evil Cupcake....feeling a little lighter and fluffier today?
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Thanks for asking.
I'm tryin' to feel better.
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*Yoda voice*... "No! Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try."... now get back to cupcaking, as only a cupcake can!... i had to pull the dork card... i hold you responsible!.. heehee!
OT: fuck if i know... i'm not much paying attention to what thread i'm in at this point.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by betseyfan2 on Wed, 05/23/2012 - 9:15am.
Evil Cupcake....feeling a little lighter and fluffier today?
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Thanks for asking.
I'm tryin' to feel better.
Evil Cupcake....feeling a little lighter and fluffier today?
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"Physical violence is the least of my priorities." - Drunken Albertan
I didn't know people actually watched that show, Smash.
Tim Teabag...this just goes to show you that the Christian right simply uses FEAR to control their people, Tim is afraid of the backlash if the picture got out. The Christian right would somehow use this to let him and his fans know the Devil is surely going to come up from Hell, smote them and take advertising money out of his pocket. What a crock of shit!
So this Dbag is not only a chicken shit he’s a hypocritical chicken shit. He goes to the show but does not want anyone to know?? What a fucking idiot. Your Religion has that much control over you? Fundamentalism of ANY KIND is dangerous, it doesn't matter WHAT country you're in.
I like Lea, anyone who thinks she can't sing is being ridiculous. I don't like Glee or the crappy tunes they churn out though.
Maybe i like her because everyone else doesn't? Always seeem to go for the 'underdog'...
With that nose, Lea could motorboat herself.
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I.freaking.HATE.that.Glee.Bitch!!!!! With the power of infinite suns. I wish someone would go up to her at a red carpet event and punch the shit out of her.
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The answer for Miley is NONE!
Hawkeye+Thor=yes, why not?
STFU-STFD Tebow!
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Rupert?, ok, you've earned it! ;D
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That Glee girl had tit implants.
She was flat as a board and now she has bowling balls.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
That Glee chick is pretty for a non-Hollywood person but fug for the big-time, and she knows it. That's why she postures and attention-whores all the time--girl is insecure about her average looks. Plus, by all accounts she's a raging cunt.
I still love the pretty girl from Modern Family for calling her out on her lame, posing, red-carpet look-at-me shit.
I could look at pictures of shirtless Joel McHale all day long. Good grief, he's hot.
"A candle loses nothing of its light by lighting another candle."--catholicschoolgirl
The Kardashian pic is hilarious.......Kourtney is so pregnant now, and Khloe is 15ft in the background to look smaller. What a joke.
Lea is trying to distract people from looking at her face.
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I cannot believe it's true
Are you really doing the things you do?
No I cannot believe it's you, really you
SANS FARDS, I agree, Jessica was better than that goody goody Liz. The worst was Enid - a doormat always with a bad haircut.
I agree that Lea Michele has one of the top 5 most annoying personalities on the planet and will undoubtedly become obscure post-Glee because she is basically playing her own anal, grating, whiny-ass diva self and once that's over she will NEVER be cast anywhere else...
But I can't get on board with saying the girl can't sing. I would counter that and say I don't know why she insists on OVERDOING THE SHIT out of every song and ruining it, but I still contend that if you go to YouTube and catch her back in the day on Broadway, she was amazing. That shit gives me goosebumps. Unfortunately, bitch is an attention whore through and through, and TV and fame went to her head and ruined what little authenticity and appeal she may have had.
The only person that matches her vocally on that show is the gay kid, who is also amazing.
...and I just wasted nearly five minutes of my life discussing Lea Michele, so I pretty much need a time out now.
*scoots off to think of a punishment for self*
Michele and her coke-spanx dress can skip-to-our-loo the fk out of here and LMFAO at that disgusting Tameka's spitting skills; USHER WE FKING TOLD YOU SO YOU DUMB SHITHEAD. PLEASE LEARN THE LESSON OF DON'T MARRY A HOSTILE NUTCASE GOLDGRUBBER.
*that said, re-winds musical bunny playing "when you wish upon a star"
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 8:40pm.
she really cannot sing...literally everyone else on Glee is lightyears better than her, in terms of vocal talent.
This. I actually liked the first half of season 1 of Glee; didn't watch it beyond the succeeding two episodes after "Sectionals" when it turned to utter shit. Anyway, there was a duet with her and the gay guy with the ugly nose, and his voice was a billion times better than hers - in fact, her contributions to the duet just fucking ruined it, and she did that dumb ass oooooooowoahwoahwoahwoah shit at the end and I wanted someone to shoot my pinnae off.
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 8:24pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 8:18pm.
*runs and hides from the wrath of the Dlist wimenz*
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Good evening.
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Ahhh...Hmmmm....sooooo...whatcha wearin? :p :)
@Lime Green - Lila was my favorite SVH character too. She was a rich bitch, and she owned that shit. As for the twins, I liked Jessica better than Elizabeth...E was too much of a goody goody. J at least had a badgirl streak in her.
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LunaTick, it's Lila Fowler from the 80's SVH book series. Hated the twins - but Lila was always my fave.
I don't think Lea Michele is really unattractive; she's cute, in a Long Island Jewish girl sorta way (half my HS class looks like her, the other half looks like Lady Gaga, before she started snorting the good shit and let the fame get to her head).
It's just that she's a complete diva, and she really cannot sing...literally everyone else on Glee is lightyears better than her, in terms of vocal talent. She needs to get over herself, because Glee has jumped the shark, and she ain't all that. Gawd, at least Taylor Swift is somewhat likable.
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trompe l'oeil titties
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makes me wanna email him offering to be his "sugar momma cougar beard"
Everyone hates Lea, so I have a hard time mustering up rage for this bitch. She's kind of harmless and will probably fade away into obscurity once Glee is over. Nice boob job.
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Trailer Trash.
Lime Green Triumph, who is that in your avi?
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Trailer Trash.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 8:18pm.
*runs and hides from the wrath of the Dlist wimenz*
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Good evening.
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Dark-sided!
I really have no time for Lea and she's an overrated....everything BUT I must have a case of the hornys today cause I think she actually looks kinda hot in this pic.
*runs and hides from the wrath of the Dlist wimenz*
@ Lea Michelle - Just because you bring out your lovely lumps, it does not divert attention from your big schnozz.
RE: The Tim Tebow story: I LOL'ed when I scrolled down to the bottom of that page on IDLYITW. The site search feature asks, "Did you mean Tim Taboo?"
Lea won't be on Glee this Fall. Then she can fade into obscurity [does happy dance]
I've always said that Taylor Swift looks a lot like Nicole Kidman. Tall and lanky and all. Of course, Nicole got all kinds of sultry going on with those eyes which I do not get really with Swift....perhaps cause she is too young.
Earth to Tebow: You are not 17 years old. Dumb fuck.
Leah Michelle is going to be a very beautiful Taylor Armstrong in 15 years
I see someone got some plastic titty balls put it. Never getting plastic surgery my ass. God, this bitch sucks.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Even in a dress like that, the first thing you notice about Lea Michelle is her Elephant Man-like jaw.
Submitted by moomarse on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 6:49pm.
Ashley Olsen smiling is the most fucked up thing I've ever seen!!! NO WONDER THEY DON'T SMILE!!! Where's the bleach?
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Where's the pic? I cant find it.
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Low-rent Penelope Cruz in the banner pic.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Let me preface this by saying that Lea Michele is the most overrated, under-talented and unattractive person in the history of show business. She can't sing for shit, and honestly, we're supposed to believe that she's dating that tall co-star of hers IRL?
Yet, even I am forced to admit that she cleaned up nice in this pic. I thought she was Penelope Cruz.
Rupert Everett had better not screw up the Oscar Wilde movie...I fucking love Oscar Wilde. "The Importance of Being Earnest" is probably one of the funniest things I've ever read.
Tameka Foster threatened to cut a bitch? color me shocked. Don't these two idiots have a kid to worry about?
Oh hai there, Joel McHale...
Lea Michele just grates on my nerves. She is an uppity sanctimonious diva vegan who cannot sing. Her 15 minutes needed to be up yesterday.
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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 6:51pm.
I want to SMASH Lea Michele in her fugly face.
^^^^^^
There's a line forming to your right.
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"Physical violence is the least of my priorities." - Drunken Albertan
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Something about Lea Michelle makes my peen tingle. I only know about her from that iPAD commercial, here on DListed and the few seconds of leadin from that show she's on before "New Girl" comes on.
*tingle, tingle*
Khloe does look the best in that photo (DON'T SPIT AT ME TAMIKA!) but I hate the Kardazzians so much but I don't know why I click on some of the links to their shit sometimes. Perhaps there's a 12-step group or something?
I love Oscar Wilde so a biopic of his last days will be interesting to see, depending upon the script. It'll be gay (yay!), because he was living with his lover at the end of his life in exile and was pretty 'out' for his time (also pretty dead ass broke from a gold digga boyfriend!). He also did some hard time so props to Oscar.
I don't like GLeeeea. Her face just screams super ego.
Ray-J, for why are you relevant? Ever?
Lastly, I love The Soup. Been watching it since Greg Kinear when it was Talk Soup. Didn't really like skunk boy too much when he hosted but Joel is the bomb!
I know I'm getting old because I keep calling this asshole Michelle Lee.