Laura Odes Was Too Sexy For Her Job
Samantha Brick feels her pain. Ringmaster of the press conference circus, Gloria Allred, took a little time out from defending massage therapists against John Travolta's wiggly anus and paraded her newest client in front of the cameras in NYC yesterday. Meet Laura Odes, a 29-year-old New Jersey woman who claims that her Orthodox Jew bosses fired her from her data entry position at Native Intimates, a Manhattan-based lingerie distributor, because she couldn't contain her natural sexy. Laura can't help that her magnificent chichis are always magnificent and her bosses weren't having that so they quit her two days after they hired her.
The bosses of that lingerie company must've had a temporary case of the can't sees the day they interviewed Laura, because on her first day of work, she came in with the same titties she had on the day they hired her. Laura told reporters that she was dressed like all of her other co-workers, but her organic sexiness obviously did things to her bosses, because they told her to bind her titties down Brandon Teena-style. Laura didn't do that, but the next day she wore the same outfit she wore to yesterday's press conference. Laura's beauty-hating supervisor told her she either needed to buy a long sweater dress that covered her ankles or wear a red bathrobe. Laura put on the robe and after her co-workers made fun of her, she left the office to buy a different outfit. While she was gone, her supervisor called her and told her not to come back. As Gloria Allred turned on the faux sympathy, her latest camera bait told reporters:
“When I was first told that I was too hot and that my breasts were too large, I was shocked. I thought that I was dressed appropriately every day for my job as a production assistant. I am Jewish as well and don’t feel any employer has the right to impose their religious beliefs on me."
Laura is suing for gender and religious discrimination.
Gloria Allred needs to spend less time at trying to do herself up like Nancy Pelosi and more time at acting school. I know bitch is trying hard to look like she cares by picturing Laura (who sort of looks like a Lorax Baby Spice to me) as a giant bag of money, but it's not working. If Laura was really fired for having big, beautiful titties, then I hope she wins and gets everything. But if there's one thing I know about law, it's that if you want your case to look credible, do not hire Gloria Allred. Not today. Not ever.
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She reminds me of a slag I went to high school with who refuses to give up that shitty lipshade. I call it, "Frosty Corpse".
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FANTA FANTA, NO COKE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE
Meat Loaf was in the middle of a show when his knees suddenly hit the stage floor like a narcoleptic bat out of hell ~MK
Whamo, you fucker! That's the first thing I thought of and you beat me to it. :))
Submitted by QueenieBK on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 3:26pm.
I'm sorry, but speaking from some women I know, the ones who bray about how hot they are, and how women can't excuse their beauty ... usually aren't shit.
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Yeah and also- genuinely attractive people tend to do well in life. So if you think you're a hottie and it's not working for you, you're either nowhere near as fit as you think you are, or you're a fucking arrogant cunt that gets everyones back up. In either case, check yourself.
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 3:51pm.
Doc here it is...
http://www.therightscoop.com/tuesday-ot-father-puts-child-into-auto-lock...
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I saw this yesterday. What a fucking MORON. CPS is on line one.
Why did they put the kid in the washer??????????! FFS.
Thought this might be fitting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39YUXIKrOFk
She didn't get fired because she's hot, she got fired because she's trash. Nothing about her "look" is right. But the real comedy here is that she's having us believe she's 29. She's a chubby girl with torpedo-tits. Nothing new here.
However, it appears she does have a case, so more power to her.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Judging by her cheap, frosted pink lipstick, cheap, false eyelashes & cheap, peroxided, blonde hair, they could have smelled this cheap floozie a mile away and shouldn't have hired her at the get-go.
Louise -- don't we all know someone like that character from "American Beauty"? When you mention a big nose I think of this hot guy I dated for a bit a long time ago. He was a Chris Meloni look-alike; he ended up marrying an ugly broad with a huge, greasey nose -- I could never figure it out; she had huge feet, too (I HATE huge feet & noses!).
Did I miss OP?
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Doc here it is...
http://www.therightscoop.com/tuesday-ot-father-puts-child-into-auto-lock...
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
She's definitely ridiculous, but she's got a case. Every day I am shaking my head in bewilderment over some religious nutjobs' words/actions. It's sad that America has become a hotbed of this kind of activity. Didn't people originally flee here to escape that nonsense?
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
"Lorax Baby Spice"
when is DListed's public offering? MK deserves to be rich, bitch!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Let's face it, half of those tits are back-fat and stomach rolls fastened neatly into place. We women be magicians y'all
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Don't make me quote Nabokov at you. I'll do it. I promise.
jelus h8ers just like Rumer Willis, Ms. Brick, Paris Hilton, Khloe Kardashian and this gem here, you are BLIND with jealousy.
As far as viral videos go, this on was stinko compared to the goofball who puts the little kid into the upright auto locking washer after girlfriend had pre loaded it. Hey guess what numnutz, you just locked that baby in and turned it on. Man does mom freak. Wish I had the URL but I'm on the mobile.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 3:32pm.
Submitted by QueenieBK on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 3:19pm.
In the banner shot, she looks like she might have a touch of the derp.
^^^And a whole lotta Herp.
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that too LOL!
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 3:40pm.
OPPRESS HER!!!!
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LOL!! Misogyny RULES!!!
Look at the "world on her shoulders concern" Gloria Allred is laying out there, I'm actually starting to LIKE this sluts cause her shame game holds no bounds, she will look like a drowned dog and put her arm around ANY bitch if it gets her on the news and a big fat "titted" cheque in her account. LOL!!
She's neither hot nor 29.
I dunno, maybe a certain amount of lightweight sexual harassment might be expected at a lingerie company. They're generally not run as nunneries.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
OPPRESS HER!!!!
Really, I think the skirt is a little much for work. The rest of the outfit is fine. But then again I work with all men, so I cover as much skin as possible. And bitch, your titties look fine but you are not hot.
Seriously I can name 3 girls in this office that are way hotter than her. Not buying it. Sorry.
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I'm jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo - Blanche Devereaux
"Lorax Baby Spice"
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
It's a lingerie company!!! Oy.
I had friend (with big boobs) that once went to work (Office job, law firm) wearing a freaking corset! she is a little looney so I was like hoes will be hoes, but geez! get a clue! a few weeks after that she got fired..
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MJT -
http://youtu.be/mBaDcOBoHFk
Jack...ikr...hahahaha.
Is this a joooooke? They told her to bind those puppies down? GTFO! This must be the new normal way to get the name of your business mentioned because that story is ridiculous. "Lorax Baby Spice" - you kill me! LOL!
Allred will have to start cloning herself soon with all these cases! ;D
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Depending on how observant they are, it's really not hard to be "too sexy" for Orthodox Jews. I read somewhere that Matisyahu won't even shake hands with a woman who isn't his wife. It's considered inappropriate touching. Age, appearance makes no difference.
Didn't you guys see "The Girlfriend Experience?" It should have won an Oscar.
Submitted by guest on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 3:31pm.
The anchor who introduced the story...LOL.
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WTF was that!!? lmao at her flipping her hair. Wow.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Queenie- IKR? This one reminds me of this girl I went to high school with- Chrissy. She had HORRIBLE acne, was about 5'2", bleach blonde, big nose and a giant ass. She was like that girl in American Beauty who would just go on and on about all the men that wanted her and her "modeling". Sorry, but Super Cuts hair shows do not count as modeling.
A friend's relative started dating Chrissy's relative. Now they see each other at holidays and family events. My friend said Chrissy is still talks about all the men who want her and her modeling career (ring card girl at MMA events and bar lingerie "fashion shows").
HEY NICE TITS!!
Well, I can tell you guys one thing, I could not handle an attractive woman working with me... I would much rather her be overweight and annoying. I would not be able to stand looking at large breasts sticking off a hot blond (the woman up there is not "hot", do-able? yes. hot? no.)all day, every day!!! (lies)
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Her theme song:
http://youtu.be/39YUXIKrOFk
Good God , stop already! These bitches with the , " I'm too hot for my own damn good", "I'm so hot , I cant keep a job"... blah blah blah. If the boss was a dude - he would NOT have fired her ass for being hot and curvy. And if it was a female boss, well, we know she must've had a case of the " jealous hater" b/c all women with big tits think everyone is jealous of them.
Give me a fuckin' break. Maybe they fired your ass b/c you werent performing your job duties... I'm sure they'll be a long list of : failed to arrive on time, failed to multi task, failed to follow directions, etc etc. Lets hear from the other side.
I haven't watched the video but she looks like a tan version of the wheelbarrow guy from the Princess Bride in the still of the video.
Something tells me she probably was dressing like a skank. I dunno - could be wrong.
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I'm jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo - Blanche Devereaux
Her eyelashes are offensive.
Submitted by QueenieBK on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 3:19pm.
In the banner shot, she looks like she might have a touch of the derp.
^^^And a whole lotta Herp.
~♥~♦¤♦~♥~♦¤♦~♥~♦¤♦~♥~♦¤♦~♥~♦¤♦~♥~♥~♦¤♦~♥~
FANTA FANTA, NO COKE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE
Meat Loaf was in the middle of a show when his knees suddenly hit the stage floor like a narcoleptic bat out of hell ~MK
Her bewbs looked bigger in the bathrobe.
Submitted by Gobbler on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 3:25pm.
Oy vey-listen to her talk! That's why I'd never get a nosejob.
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Add the lispy slurr from her tongue ring.
The anchor who introduced the story...LOL.
Delusional.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 3:25pm.
OMG IT'S SNOWY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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AHAHAHA
I'm sorry, but speaking from some women I know, the ones who bray about how hot they are, and how women can't excuse their beauty ... usually aren't shit.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
OMG IT'S SNOWY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Oy vey-listen to her talk! That's why I'd never get a nosejob.
Gloria Allred: Professional Extortioner
That Dominican chick who "hired" her is saying she dropped her like a bag a fleas once the camera gets turned off.
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
"Lorax Baby Spice" hahahaha MK!
BURN HER!!!! :p
She doesn't have a touch of the derp. She's fully ensconced in derp.
Nico and Brigid Berlin.
So much hate for the sexy up in here today!