Wednesday, May 23rd 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 22nd!
Brangelina said they'd marry when otters and unicorns could marry and raise babies. Brad, there's no way out now.... - MadgesVadge
Runners-up:
I know New York City's Health Board will try to tell you otherwise but there sure SEEMS to be a side effect when drinking the tap water. - Whamo
After this latest embarrassment, Tom has finally decided not to let Gisele dress him anymore. - perky
So this is what happens to Justin Bieber after midnight. - ohhellnawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Hayden Panettiere couldn't understand why her latest "Save the Whales" campaign failed to bring in any more donors. - SANS FARDS
(Thanks, SFRB)
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LOL well done guys! Very funny! ;p
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Great win! congrats!
These were probably the funniest "Caption This" comments that I've ever read.
"A candle loses nothing of its light by lighting another candle."--catholicschoolgirl
Everyone!!!! Yay!!! L.O.L.
Awesome horny sluts!!!!!!
*gives PERKY and Whammo flipper rides*
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Congrats to everyone in the all star winning line-up!! lmao *goes to the back of the line for a turn with Whamo*
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 05/23/2012 - 10:37am.
special dick rub for Whamo!
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LOL, yeeeehaaaa giddy up!!:P
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 05/23/2012 - 10:06am.
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back atcha Snowy:) xoxo
In my humble opinion, those are some of the funniest winning captions ever!
AWESAOME LMAO at all you hotties!
special dick rub for Whamo!
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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?
Congrats Madges Vadge! Fabulous!
congrats to all the cool sluts who won today XOXOXO whamz!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
As long as Bernard didnt win ...
YAY WINNERS!
OURMISSCunt - per the inimitable suckandfuck, 12-23-11.
Narwalter.
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monkey + gun = hilarity
Angry Nerds
This Caption contest has been withdrawn due to an accidental upload of my private fapping stash.
Uncle James Haven after an hour of babysitting
The 7,5th wonder of the world...
BRAD PITT played again with his brood...
Ready for a romp with TRAVOLTA?
SELENA GOMEZ's version of "50 shades of grey" main character especially adapted for Biebs...
Mariah Yeater still trying to prove that Justin Bieber is the father; she presents her latest piece of evidence, his sperm.
Courtney Stodden, give up your pathetic home-video shoots! THIS is how you do 'horny in the front, trashy in the back'.
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The sequel to Flipper will be called Flippem Over!
Submitted by oryx on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 6:17pm.
John Travolta quickly realized he shouldn't have buried Jett in the Pet Sematary
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John Travolta's third accuser comes forward with claims that Travolta remarked about his resemblance to Kirstie Alley and fapped his flipper without permission.
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So, my advice is you can’t make a ho a housewife. Don’t try to reinvent the wheel. Let her do what she born to do: ho. Yeah. HO. Punk bitch.
Jimmy was sure that a unicorn-dolphin who recycled would win Hayden Panettiere's heart but it turns out life is unfair.
The face is always the last to go.
Narwahl? It's my asswahl I'm worried about!
He's a real Narwhal Man
Looking for a Narwhal fan
Can't get laid so took this shot
for nobody
Bye... I hope you find your dad!
Tom Cruise auditions Scientolotwinks for his lavish sequel, Legend: Your Sword in My Darkness.
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I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.
Cry me a river...PLEASE! by Sal A. Mander
Moby Dickhead
...and cue lady gaga ripping off this look in 3,2,1
Thar she bros!
No, Selena, you idiot, this isn't how it works. YOU wear the strap on!
How many times do I have to tell you? The Reddit nerd goes out with the trash - not the recycling!
Look Mom! A uni-dolphin!
-LL
This guy was the inspiration for the Bieber's song "Boyfriend".
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For the love of money
A woman will sell her precious body
For a small piece of paper it carries a lot of weight
Call it lean, mean, mean green
Pictures are leaked of Baz Luhrmann's new crap on a masterpiece movie starring Leo as Moby Dick. Yes, you need to be wearing 3D glasses.
And Jessica Simpson still doesn't know if it's chicken or tuna.
This is exactly why you dont let Johnny Weir write the screenplay and design the costumes for the big screen remake of the beloved TV classic Flipper.
Michael Phelps really has been hitting the bong lately, hasn't he?
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 9:34pm.
Is there any way to get some non-dolphin safe tuna?
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I believe Dog is available for all your dating needs.
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Dark-sided!