Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

May 22, 2012 / Posted by:

Which C list singer and performer was seen outside a Vegas strip club over the weekend trying to get her infant in the door with her? (BuzzFoto)

The Billboard Music Awards terrorized Vegas this weekend and after doing a real quick search, the only singer there with a baby friend (I think) was Alicia Keys. But that guess really doesn’t work out for several reasons. Alicia isn’t sitting on the C-list and her baby is past infant age. Besides, Swizz Beak probably brought a harem of pussy twerkers to his room every night, so Alicia didn’t have to go far to watch titty balls bounce. This blind item sounds like a giant misunderstanding. It was just Selena Gomez trying to get Justin Bieber into the club.

Another staff change at this newsy national television show. One of its presenters is out the door. In fact, she is so far out the door that she is going to a competitor network.

Here’s why: She had an affair with the show’s big star. She expected that an affair would lead to a move up the food chain… eventually leading to the seat next to his. Wrong. He is married, she was just a fling… and there was already another mistress ahead of her coveting the same seat!

She was so mad when she found out that she confronted him at work. Bad move. He holds a lot of power at the network. Whoever he wants to stay, stays. Whoever he wants to go, goes. If you annoy him, you’re shown the door. She annoyed him. Buh bye! (Blind Gossip)

Well, Amy Robach just left Today….

This hot headed pop star was complaining backstage at the Billboard Music Awards because Adele nabbed most the awards but didn’t show up. The star snapped, “It’s fitting that she always wears a muumuu because she is such a cow!” (Hollywood Dame via Blind Gossip)

Rage baby Chris Brown? Somebody stick a butt plug in his yell hole already.

You know, when you are a big tweener star who relies on wholesomeness and want to keep your reputation intact, you really can’t go around hitting on every teen that walks by you. So, what do you do if you are an A list tweener and want to find some women who are open to more than just kissing, you let your mom handle it for you. Not a manager or an agent, not even a friend. Nope. Mom handled things for her A list tweener(s). Her only rule is that it has to be someone who is not a fan. She would find escorts who would sign confidentiality agreements in advance and then spend time with the tweener(s) and be gone the next morning. She had no problems with this. She felt it was way better than a scandal. It was way more preferable than waking up to some unexpected teen pregnancy or some crazy fan who sold everything they knew to the nearest tabloid. With a new escort coming every night there was no need to take that chance. Mom even made sure that when the tweener(s) had a girlfriend the escorts kept coming. At least one horrific breakup was the result of a girlfriend discovering that. (CDAN)

The Jonas Brothers, of course? Mama Jonas probably subscribes the whole “fuck party in the back, wholesome virgin in the front” way of life. Like the mullet of religions!

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