You’re probably thinking, “But what is IT?!” Please, like your slut ass is ever choosy. No, this isn’t a still from the remake of G.I. Jane starring Madonna. This is DUI-getting, titty-boxing, “We have to go back to the island“-shouting Matthew Fox from Lost. Yeah, this Matthew Fox:
Matthew Fox put muscles on his muscles to play a cage-fighting crazed murderer in Alex Cross. If you dipped Matthew Fox in Tang smegma, he could also play Hulk Hogan’s peen in a movie. If you stuffed Matthew’s chest with two rubber medicine balls, A-Rod would totally chew that ass up. I swear, if one of Madge’s roided-up arms yanked itself off her body and ran off to become an MMA fighter, it would look like Matthew Fox. I bet sucking on Matthew’s shredded peen would be like trying to chew on a piece of gristle without your teeth on.
And to answer my question, no, I wouldn’t hit it. Well, the bitch hits back and in the titty area, nonetheless.