Monday, May 21st 2012

CORRECTION: Carey Hart Hated On Chris Brown, Not Katy Perry

Earlier I said that Carey Hart licked his finger and burned Katy Perry on Twitter last night when he said that she copied one of his wife's performances and his wife did it better. Well, forget I said that and while you're at it forget that you twisted your nipples this morning to these hot pictures of the sexual napalm that is Tan Mom (I know you did). Carey Hart didn't throw hate at Katy Perry for swinging around on a sex swing, but he did throw hate at Chris Brown's Billboard Music Awards performance last night. Carey says that Chris Brown took one of his wife's old performances, put it on one of the copiers at Kinko's and re-labeled it as "Turn Up The Music." Carey clarified his shit today on Twitter:

I love twitter! To clarify i was talkin trash bout CB performance, 2 years ago my wife had the same set and actually sang "Raise ur Glass"

Looks like someone else's fans got a bit wound up! Funny, that performance looked real familiar to.

And last night, Pink got into the Difficult Brown bashing too by hating on Chris Brown for moving his mouth to a recorded track instead of singing live.

one day if i lipsync, i hope i do it as well as him....

for the record; i luv me some Katy, so y'all can jump off that run away train, k? i stand behind, always have and always will, LIVE SINGING

NOW EVERYBODY GO HUG SOMEONE! i just did. :) have a fantastic day

I've never had a problem with lip-synching (coming from a bitch who has watched every episode of Puttin' on the Hits), but Chris Brown sucks at it. If Chris put as much effort into lip-synching as he puts into being a spoiled piece of throbbing shit, he'd be the Puttin' on the Hits champion. But when Chris lip-synchs, it looks like a dog trying to drink water out of a garden hose. Just moving his mouth hoping to catch one of the lyrics. So I say, keep fucking that chicken, Pink and Carey!

In related news, John Legend's fiancee Chrissy Teigen called Chris out on Twitter for lip-synching and Team Breezy attacked her hard. They said she needs to kill herself and said John Legend needs to leash his ho. It's impossible to take Team Breezy seriously when their name sounds like the name of a pro-queef group. Actually, they kind of are a pro-queef group.

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Chris Brown's ilk is for people who like mass produced "music" and find being entertained more important than the quality of the person they are being entertained by. I can't fathom how he still has a fanbase after proving what an angry bag of dicks he is.

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Das ist ein Dreck's picture

Sounds like all the same retarded kindergarten discoshit to me.
Thank you, when i want the music i turn on the music. Though _this_ is not music. It's computer-generated retarded kindergarten discoshit.

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Submitted by anonymouscrazyc... on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 10:19am.
Submitted by MadgesVadge on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 9:59am.

It justifies something that's for sure! Then again everyone in the business is crawling with something nasty so why be surprised when your dick starts shooting pus?
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Ugh, so true. They've all slept with each other to the point where there are no degrees of separation. Hollywood is one giant petrie dish. Ick.Nast.
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Submitted by MadgesVadge on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 9:59am.

Long-standing rumor has it that the beating was a result of his discovery that Rihanna had given him herpes. Not saying that justifies it, but it sort of does....
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It justifies something that's for sure! Then again everyone in the business is crawling with something nasty so why be surprised when your dick starts shooting pus?

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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 1:47am.
It makes me wonder if the beating of RiRi could have been a misguided attempt to prove his masculinity.
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Long-standing rumor has it that the beating was a result of his discovery that Rihanna had given him herpes. Not saying that justifies it, but it sort of does....

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MadgesVadge's picture

I would really love the opportunity to kick these two in the teeth.
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jsanto24's picture

SMH at Chris Brown. What a waste. We all know what he did and I almost could get past that (hell, Rihanna did) but ever since the incident he's just been an angry douche bag. I'm a sucker for dance music and CB has some really great dance songs right now, but I just can't get into it because of who he now is.

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letinstar's picture

I'm logging in all the way from Santorini to say I give zero fucks to all involved...meow!

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If Mrs Patrick Campbell would call Chris Brown a closeted homosexual I would be inclined to say she is right. It looks like Mr. Brown is overcompensating for something. Exhibits A to Z: that wannabe badass bandana and facial mimicry, a coat that opens just wide enough to show off his tats. Combined with the chorus line dancing it makes him look rather, um, silly. It makes me wonder if the beating of RiRi could have been a misguided attempt to prove his masculinity.

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Who are you calling silly cow?

sofster101's picture

Just noticed he has all male backup dancers... At least we know no one is getting beaten tonight. Piece of shit.

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

ssoooo... the guy that rides mountains of dirt for a living is offended that his wife's "music" is somehow copied by the guy that is only famous for beating up his no talent girlfriend, and there's a stage show at a circle jerk awards show that seems to be similar to her's, huh?... and this somehow becomes "news"?... that's it!... i'm moving to Antarctica!

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TelevisedRevolution's picture

People tend to think Migraineuse is some Feminazi but Chris Brown is the logical end result of the kind of shit she talks about.

A man-boy who takes no responsibility for his abuse of women, who is, in fact, rewarded for it (like Charlie Sheen is), who repeats constantly in ways large and small, that women are sub-human and should be controlled (and people laugh) and women who feel they have no other options (economically or otherwise) throw themselves or are thrown at him.....

And y'all tell Migraineuse to "shut up" in so many words, but the proof is in the pudding, y'all, right here. The dick is right up your ass.

No offence :)

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Whatever's picture

I will not watch the video because Chris Brown is a total asswipe.

Vermithrax's picture

Difficult Brown.... perfect nickname for Chris. MK FTW.

harperharper's picture

That chick that introduced him reminded me of those people who would get black eyeballs on True Blood during the Maryann episodes.

Deb's picture

You said it, fredfred. What kind of self-hater would be into such a Creapo!?

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

fredfred's picture

exactly, deb. dude seriously thinks it was no big deal and can't comprehend the "backlash". however,that is his singular stupidity (and, doubt not, this guy is clinically stupid. maybe not kid scissors stupid, but at least can't name all the states with visiual clues level). the people, particularly girls, who continue to idolize him are the real sad, most likely medication-worthy, idiots.

perky: any time.

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I looked up the Pink video to compare, she doesn't appear to be lip syncing or singing. Half the time the mic is nowhere near her face and her mouth ins't moving.

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How does Jay-Z allow this to happen? Furthermore, how does Beyonce allow Jay-Z to allow this to happen? Didn't see the performance but well know it was an embarrassment to humanity.

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lovelylaney's picture

Is Chris Brown wearing a turbie twist? It looks like one! His eyebrow situation had me fascinated.

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Submitted by fredfred on Mon, 05/21/2012 - 9:40pm.

will not watch video. hate this fucking girl beating shitbag.

i would usually just not watch these kind of shit shows because i'm a music fan. actual music, like intstruments and shit. i'm archaic that way.the fact that this talentless fuckshit has peoples' admiration on top of cash from album sales is so fucking beyond me.

he hit a woman. it doesn't matter if he discovered how to turn piss into wine. he fucking beat a woman.
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Well said, fredfred. And to top it off, the shitheel is totally unrepentant.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

RichBitch's picture

Chris Brown looks like a pedophile.

Hekki's picture

LOL @ stinkbutt's avvie. And name.

Can't waste my time on Difficult Brown the woman beater.

And I can't click on any story about Rihanna over on Jezebel. Some of the kooks over there seem to think she's a feminist heroine.

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"In related news, John Legend's fiancee Chrissy Teigen called Chris out on Twitter for lip-synching and Team Breezy attacked her hard. They said she needs to kill herself and said John Legend needs to leash his ho. It's impossible to take Team Breezy seriously when their name sounds like the name of a pro-queef group. Actually, they kind of are a pro-queef group."

WTF is wrong with his dumb ass fans?? They say he can beat on them if he wants and now this?

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Submitted by fredfred on Mon, 05/21/2012 - 9:40pm.
will not watch video. hate this fucking girl beating shitbag.

i would usually just not watch these kind of shit shows because i'm a music fan. actual music, like intstruments and shit. i'm archaic that way.the fact that this talentless fuckshit has peoples' admiration on top of cash from album sales is so fucking beyond me.

he hit a woman. it doesn't matter if he discovered how to turn piss into wine. he fucking beat a woman.

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stinkbutt's picture

When is this jackass going to go away?? I can't even get through a half a minute of this crap. I really can't believe he's still around.

perky's picture

Awwwww how cute!! Did you guys see that skinny little boy ride his wobbly new bike onstage?? His dad must have just taught him.

fredfred's picture

will not watch video. hate this fucking girl beating shitbag.

i would usually just not watch these kind of shit shows because i'm a music fan. actual music, like intstruments and shit. i'm archaic that way.the fact that this talentless fuckshit has peoples' admiration on top of cash from album sales is so fucking beyond me.

he hit a woman. it doesn't matter if he discovered how to turn piss into wine. he fucking beat a woman.

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Submitted by MrrKat on Mon, 05/21/2012 - 9:00pm.
I made it to 1:17 and had to stop. Let me see if I have this right:

The dude rides in on a BMX BIKE that's too small for his lanky ass (and looks like a pimped-out neon version of my 4th grade Free Spirit 400 Sears bike)... and then gets off of it on the stage of Chuck E. Cheese's... okay, and then the lights go out... and then he "checks in" with a Care Bear skeleton in a space suit... and then said Care Bear skeleton logs ol' Difficult into the "Fun Zone?"

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mountain top water drop's picture

Watch the puppet dance!

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Deb's picture

loopygorilla is right. Chris Brown does not deserve even this much attention, let alone actually watching the video.

And although I don't own any of her music, I like Pink's style, honesty and realness. Philly girl.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

loopygorilla's picture

i cant even be bothered watching it. pass. next.

Submitted by MrrKat on Mon, 05/21/2012 - 9:00pm.
I made it to 1:17 and had to stop. Let me see if I have this right:

The dude rides in on a BMX BIKE that's too small for his lanky ass (and looks like a pimped-out neon version of my 4th grade Free Spirit 400 Sears bike)... and then gets off of it on the stage of Chuck E. Cheese's... okay, and then the lights go out... and then he "checks in" with a Care Bear skeleton in a space suit... and then said Care Bear skeleton logs ol' Difficult into the "Fun Zone?"
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Lmao..."Activate fun zone!". So damn lame and who are these assholes cheering for him?

tasty dish's picture

I love Pink but the girl who sang "Stupid Girls" is a Katy Perry fan?!! You disappoint me. *smh*

boredasfuckyo's picture

These guys who do weird animations and short films made an animation with Chris Brown, which they took dialogue from the night he beat Rhianna and added it in to their animation of him as a "Super Hero" it's so wrong, but the ending he gets OWNED!

http://youtu.be/Cn2om3_4tzw

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MrrKat's picture

I made it to 1:17 and had to stop. Let me see if I have this right:

The dude rides in on a BMX BIKE that's too small for his lanky ass (and looks like a pimped-out neon version of my 4th grade Free Spirit 400 Sears bike)... and then gets off of it on the stage of Chuck E. Cheese's... okay, and then the lights go out... and then he "checks in" with a Care Bear skeleton in a space suit... and then said Care Bear skeleton logs ol' Difficult into the "Fun Zone?"

Christ on a pony, he IS at Chuck E. Cheese's! This is his "art?" And he expects us to take his seriously after 1) he beat the crap out of Rihanna and 2) this 4th grade pizza party get-up? Add a Skee Ball game to the scenery and you're all set. As my late grandmother would've said, "Jesus GAWD!" Whip his ass, P!nk.

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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 05/21/2012 - 5:52pm.
MJT - Yes, Carey is HAWT!

Guess I've never heard CB songs before.

He was good in "Takers*
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I agree he was good in Takers.

Chris Brown hasn't realized there is shit you can't do without having a major backlash against you. Domestic Violence, especially with the pictures of what he did, to provie it, is pretty crippling if not completely devistating to one's career. At first when the story was developing, it was reported this abuse wasn't the first time, and both of them had firey tempers, and I could believe it, didn't make anything he did less disgusting, but the more I see how he acts, with the tantrums and throwing chairs and shit, I mean dude, you beat the sweet shit out of her, IF YOU ARE LUCKY to get a second chance, you don't get angered by the shit storm thrown your way, you EXCEPT THEM and eat crow and humbly fucking apologize, over and over...NOT justify it. All of this, telling this girl she needs to die, really? He has shown signs that HE DOES have major anger issues that regardless of what he claims are clearly NOT resolved. This dick does not deserve a career or fans or a record deal or tours, especially if he's not even gonna try his hardest to prove he ATLEAST has talent. You don't deserve this second chance, and yet he farts out that shit? Chris Brown can fuck off.

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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-

I don't understand the ignorant whores who support CB- or any male celebrity with a history of violence against women.

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