Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess….

This actress – who worked much more several years ago than she does now – has found the perfect way to annoy her controlling husband. He always insisted that she not step foot out of the house unless she was looking her best (full hair, makeup, clothes) because she was a “reflection of his image”.

But now that they have quietly separated, she consistently walks out of the house in casual clothes and messy hair and no makeup (even when her destination isn’t the gym). Of course, the paparazzi are there, just waiting to snap her photo. Her publicist called and said, “Do you realize how much you’re pissing him off when you do that?” She replied, “Absolutely!” and giggled. Sounds like it’s just her little way of reclaiming her life. (Blind Gossip)

Stepford Katie? But doesn’t Stepford Katie ALWAYS look like haggard rolled in beat and dragged through tired? Katie always looks like she’s been dead for 8 days and that’s because Tommy Girl’s Scientolohole sucks the life out of her through her mouth before he leaves for the Scientology glory hole every morning. The one I really feel for is Suri. Every day, Suri stands at the entrance of Stepford Katie’s jail cell and holds up a couture Chanel dress she handpicked for the day and her mother shrugs it off because she wants to get back at Tommy Girl. Poor Suri has to be seen in public with a mom wearing J.Crew. What did Suri do to deserve that?!

This actress, wife, and mother is pushing hard to maintain her fake marriage. She hasn’t spoken to her own mother in years. However, after some recent unfavorable publicity, she called up some relatives and asked them to provide a positive comment to one of the tabloids in support of her family.

They all said “No.” They just weren’t willing to lie for her.

Desperate, the actor called her own mother, to whom she hadn’t spoken in years.

Grandma initially said “No.” Mom offered up a wad of cash. Grandma said “Not enough. I want something else, too.”

Turns out that Grandma wants another grandchild and access to all the grandchildren (up until now, her bad relationship with her daughter precluded her from seeing the grandkids). Mom agreed, mainly because she is desperate to to keep up the charade of a happy family, and having pics of the Grands and the Grandkids together would actually make for some good photo ops.

No, we don’t know how the actress’ husband feels about all this. He’s the biggest liar of all, so he can’t exactly take a moral stand here. Frankly, we don’t know whether the actress will even tell him about all this. Yes, she’s sneaky that way. (Blind Gossip)

Kelly Preston? And I’ve been waiting for another one of her “miracle” babies to pop up.

This overweight comedian is tired of being the third wheel to his charming costar and his girlfriend. He hangs out with the couple constantly, and covers for his actor friend when the actor is cheating on his girlfriend. However, the comedian has found himself in love with his costar’s girlfriend and is building up the courage to tell her. (BuzzFoto)

Jonah Hill, Brad Pitt and Angie Jo?
Zach Galivkakajilajkaljkwhatever, Jason Sudeikis and Olivia Wilde?

Please let it be Jonah Hill and Angie Jo….