Afternoon Crumbs

May 21, 2012 / Posted by:

It’s like the Lollipop Guild version of Blade Runner! – Hollywood Tuna

Shia LaDouche won’t let his curls be fully great (you know he uses Mo’ Body Vitale) – Lainey Gossip

Shouldn’t it be some kind of international law that every Bond trailer should have at least 10 seconds of Daniel Craig struttin’ down the beach in a swim panties? – Celebitchy

No stunt double will ever beat JLo’s gorgeous stunt double – The Berry

I’d rather watch Mrs. Krabappel and Patty get it on with their mouths – Towleroad

Princess Margaret from The Tudors is in a two piece – The Superficial

‘Enry ‘Iggins is not amused – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

“Oh, just like I did yesterday and the day before and the day before and the day before, I walked to my car in front of the paparazzi but this time I wore a red dress instead!” said MiserAlba to Cash Warren when he asked what she did that day – Popoholic

Nick Stahl has finally put his ass in rehab – ICYDK

Only here for the mimosas – IDLYITW

Either Stepford Katie truly doesn’t give a fuck or Scientology’s trying to scare away her Thetans by throwing fugly clothes over them – Popsugar

This is EXACTLY what it looked like when Rojo Caliente fertilized one of her eggs – OMG Blog

Will Smith does the Fresh Prince song, manages not to slap a trick while doing so – The Daily What

Posh keeps Becks’ forehead shiny so she can always see herself in it, right? – Just Jared

Cheryl Cole is meeeeeeeeeeelting into the red carpet – Moe Jackson

That pap in the back should be in the background of EVERY Kartrashian picture – I’m Not Obsessed

Pussies in baskets – Cityrag

Becks wants to star in the real-life remake of LadybugsHollywood Rag

How many kinds of endangered species were butchered in the making of this disaster? – Crunk + Disorderly

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